DOKTOR G'HUL

I walk with the outcasts, the broken toys, the shadow people, the others. I know J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Crypt Keeper. My name is whispered where the good dare not go. I am Doktor G'Hul.

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TheBoonieGhoul_at_dobbs.town@mostr.pub

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2024-10-19 22:43:49

Just let a rant loose, and found that this place still holds the boot down; I was 485 characters over the limit with but one rant.

2024-08-31 00:39:26

I don't know what 61 is going to feel like next month , having never been before, but if it's anything like 60, it'll be like looking back at 50, 40, and 30 and sighing while thinking, " Well, that wasn't what I thought it was going to be. ".

2024-08-13 01:53:36

The Hell-Pack of the Yacatisma, from light-years away, inspires smug MOUTHINGS in Pink puppets, but lives by DESTRUCTION! It is the unspeakable one, the enemy of the blessedly INSANE Friend of "Bob"! It is corrupt, it corrupts all it TOUCHES! AntiSlack is a LIVING FORCE! It, JEALOUS of our holy Slack, would DENY you a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS and is the END of the whole Blandoid world! Now ARISE!

2024-08-13 01:52:47

The sinister FORCE that inhabits the Hollow Earth - even worse than the demonic Yacatisma - inspires law and order and is NO MATCH for the power of "Bob"! And the hideous Hell-Bikers from Space! The Hell-Pack of the Yacatisma, from light-years away, watches us, has watched for EONS! It yearns for the SOUL of the Friend of "Bob" and is the enemy of the perfect enlightened Sub! Praise "Bob!"

2024-08-13 01:51:51

Hallelujah! Tomorrow is OBSOLETE, and it's not even here yet! Don't let the fullblood humans drag you down, brethern! They are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION!

2024-08-11 13:13:43

https://youtu.be/PnecfjbV1xE?si=3YRMPfxW4qmNyRAx ...don't you just love propaganda?

2024-08-07 20:01:21

https://youtu.be/bgNxd0CKUkI?si=nae_F1MGnY14L6If ...so, pinkboy, whatcha gonna DO ABOUT IT?

2024-08-03 22:49:52

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@npub1mky…d57z ...one step away from the same cartoon, replacing E.T. with Hitler and a phone bill with a gas bill. ...lots of cartoons to be riffed on the same idea.

2024-07-28 23:54:22

Does anyone trust me? Does anyone even know me? Does anyone even want to? "Bob"'s balls, I feel low tonight.

2024-07-28 18:30:45

https://youtu.be/NC7kBir-96Q?si=QFBK7o6lHdLFSId- ....Doctor Steel had, and still has, the truth. As much as I walk with "Bob", I still think that Steel is becoming far more relevant. This speech still has much to say to SubGenii.

2024-07-27 22:49:08

https://youtu.be/tUh1EOOprTo?si=NzdIMYKTiu_sFELt ...just tripped over this while I was looking for other stuff...

2024-07-22 19:21:11

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@npub1v68…t9aa ...somehow, I think he'd refuse. He's happy being the King of Trash; why would he want to be the Prince of Beige Bullshit as well? I could see it if Divine was still alive to be President, but now? Nah.

2024-07-22 00:38:47

We have no NEED of time clocks. The proto-Overman (with NO need of so-called "Organized" religion) protects his enslackened Weird Genes, and knows the world OWES him Slack! Trust the messages of the Nental Ife! Reveling in Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods, the Overman-to-be NEVER FORGETS his holy duty. He is INVISIBLE to the Hell Creaturess. The proto-Overman is blessed and MOCKS law and order! Fight the subterranean Deros!

2024-07-22 00:38:26

Remember, the awareness of X-Day even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, will be part of that stark fist of RETRIEVAL, coming SOON, that awaits the redeemed Overman-to-be in Dobbstown. With this church, Salvation is only 50 BUCKS! If you only knew what you REALLY think, the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets planned for us by WOTAN, (SAY IT FOR "BOB"!) promises REVENGE on the CYNICAL Joe Sixpacks!

2024-07-22 00:37:24

The MIBS WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they exist to be MOCKED, to be FLEECED, to be pitied but USED! And you know that if you've PAID your DUES, the Escape Vessels will be there for you! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the very image of the enlightened Dobbshead manifested today in a thousand ways will never be anything but that which is our only hope against the coming of the fetid Cthulhu. And X-Day is COMING!

2024-07-20 18:19:41

https://youtu.be/UUxpc9cSdec?si=cpkoGz02PmW_4M9W ...I often wondered about that entry in HIGH WEIRDNESS BY MAIL, so this video by that wackjob granny fills me with...well, joy isn't the word, but it's certainly entertaining. it isn't 1998 yet, so 2001 will never come for UNARIUS, but it's nice to wonder.

2024-07-20 18:10:58

https://youtu.be/W1iwjWmOkuI?si=Ier4iCkTl5WTmcfF ...respect death.

2024-07-20 18:05:15

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@npub128t…k6qh ...you now have seven subscribers. Praise "Bob". DOKTOR G'HUL APPROVES.

2024-07-20 17:41:09

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@npub128t…k6qh ...that's why I prefer Kim Newman's ANNO DRACULA world when it comes to vampires; the Count would just say " fuggit " and take over, and the whole history of the planet would change. It's much more fun.

2024-07-13 12:52:26

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@npub1dwj…4hyu Didn't know you even had a Yoot account. If you get it back, I want to have a look.

2024-07-10 21:56:00

...screw that "Tracking Token " sludge. I'll post what I want. Praise "Bob.

2024-07-10 21:45:09

https://youtu.be/5ulF7ER7imI?si=TjG4rQ7dgDshMujz ...in the midst of all this shit, you have to hold on to your sense of humor. " Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. ". Praise "Bob".

2024-07-07 21:46:12

I still can't access my Discord servers, and I'm very worried that either someone on Discord has hacked my accounts, to do me harm...or that Discord has been broken, and I'm just one more side victim. Either way, if you see posts from me within the last 48 hours , IT IS NOT ME.

2024-07-06 21:46:38

I think Discord has been hacked; I can't access my account to get into Dobbscord and so on.

2024-07-05 00:07:24

https://youtu.be/EmPbcKQ-W74?si=TWMKKzc0qMOLeg2Z ...there's a reason "Bob" issues each of us an all consuming, absolute EXCUSE. It's because IT AIN'T OUR FAULT!!!

2024-07-02 18:46:03

Well, that was fun; on the way out of Sobeys on a boiling hot day, walking towards my taxi, some screaming methhead starts howling at me " GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY, OLD MAN, YOU OWE ME MONEY RIGHT FUCKING NOW!! YOU OWE ME!!". I tell him to go away, and that I don't owe him shit. He gets off his bike and starts shouting over the taxi, " YOU OWE ME, GIMME MY MONEY RIGHT NOW.". I calmly tell him I don't even know him, and I've never even seen him before right now. Pinks are fun to disappoint. .

2024-06-28 01:33:52

I TELL YOU, the REAL SubGenius KNOWS that government has no power over him, and thus he can't GO crazy because he IS crazy! Praise "Bob," he is SEEN at Fake Healings and HEARD at X-Day Practices! If not for "Bob," we would have no IDEA that the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets, despite the lies of the False Prophets, is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still promises REVENGE on the drooling Conspiracy tools!

2024-06-26 23:19:52

The main problem with the Pink is that their minds are not empty. Their minds are full of empty, conspiracy bullshyt that gives them the unholy excuse to be Pink in their action as well as their minds. We are full of our own bullshit, hand knitted and hand squeezed, and glorious to behold. We must know ourselves, each to ourself, and each different, yet all known as SubGenius. We clench, but we do not follow. We join but not each other. We walk in the safety of our own delusions, and hold them.

2024-06-23 12:04:16

...my theme for this world: COLD IN CODE. icy....
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/112/665/835/092/756/409/original/26fac612904c9a8d.mp3

2024-06-20 04:01:26

https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/112/646/951/600/313/406/original/35cc0418b7646f7d.mp3

2024-06-20 03:57:48

https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/112/646/936/969/756/701/original/595597ca7ffdb204.mp3

2024-06-15 17:23:54

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I have downloaded your wisdom from your site, and plan to have your Time Card added to my SubGenius Card in my WALLET OF ENDLESS HOLDINGS. Praise "Bob" and Hail Eris. Fnord.

2024-06-15 17:12:01

The mad NHGH watches us, has watched for EONS! It is supremely selfish yet has NO SELF, and is truly pure AntiSlack! LAUGHING at the foolish Glorps who serve it! Any cynical pawn of Yog-Sothoth, which, as the Third Nostril tells us, lives by DESTRUCTION! It is the loathesome one, nothing but a pathetic snare and a theft of Slack! Burn the evil Glorps! Don't ASK QUESTIONS! Time is SHORT! Listen! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW!

2024-06-11 13:06:16

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@npub19tg…s5re ...has anyone found a gif from the movie PI to go with this sentence?

2024-05-29 03:14:06

https://youtu.be/UJV7g7H6cqs?si=KXuqYAbwaK7LEkCO ...one of my favorite FRANTICS songs. No surprise, there...

2024-05-22 23:58:33

Like "Bob" himself, the Yeti spawn has no NEED to be "cool," but revels FOREVER in the joy of a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the awareness of X-Day in these Last Days at the same time, through the blessedly INSANE blessing of Frop, must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment.

2024-05-22 23:56:08

The clueless Normals would FEAR your Devival if they saw it, they will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind DESERVE the slobbering so-called "Organized" religion that they foist on US! The Stark Fist of REMOVAL awaits them! He Who Must Not Be Named is the mortal foe of WOTAN, the godLIKE enemy that is supremely selfish yet has NO SELF, and is truly evil! Evil! EVIL!

2024-05-12 06:27:09

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These pinks can't tell when someone is venting; they think that everything is a personal threat to them, and this time, they went paranoid and called the Thought Police down on me. Of course, once the pink punks talked to me, they saw how foolish the whole thing was, and said so to my face. Once the doctor gave me a clean bill of mental health ( I'm good at acting like a pink. ), the cops took me home, we shook hands, and they fucked off.

2024-05-12 06:22:02

I vented about my rage against society on FB, and someone living here in the house took it far too seriously, and called the fucking poliezi on my Yeti ass. Three cops showed up, in three vehicles, and questioned me...then took me to the hospital and had a doctor look me over for signs of homicidal/suicidal threat.
Someone here in the house is actually afraid of me.
Anyway, the doc ( after an hour long wait ) dropped by, chatted me up for about ten minutes, then sent me home.

2024-05-10 13:23:19

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 ...WHOM GODS DESTROY. It's only really notable for Yvonne Craig as an Orion slave girl done all up in green makeup dancing nearly nude on sixties TV. Fun crazy.

2024-05-08 14:19:03

In this landscape, I feel obsolete—a relic of a time when human connection was valued and meaningful. I'm like a forgotten rocking chair in an empty house, still rocking, but unnoticed by anyone. This world isn't my home; it's just a container for my belongings, leaving me feeling as dusty and abandoned as that lonely chair.

2024-05-08 14:18:29

I've been reflecting on why I feel so disheartened lately, and I think I've pinpointed it: the lack of personal connection in today's world. Gone are the days when a mailbox held the warmth of a hug or a surprise visit meant someone cared enough to check in. I miss the days when a ringing phone signaled genuine interest, not just a text message devoid of humanity.

2024-03-27 16:46:05

It's never going to be good enough to watch people on any social media, and send them likes or comments. It's empty mental calories. It's like talking to a photo.
Having people in the room with you is always going to be better. We're connected, but we're not THERE. You can't reach out and hug a screen. You can't do anything more than talk AT someone online. It's impossible to talk WITH someone. You can't offer someone a coffee, or show them how you feel, or be THERE for anyone.

2024-03-15 23:51:21

I would pull on my boots and hurry out to the mailbox to see if anyone had sent something...only to find that all there was in the box was a single piece of junk mail.
I need something to lift my spirits, to make me feel that I still have friends who are willing to give a lonely ghoul something to ease his hopelessness. I just want to feel better than those days when the mailman would speed by my mailbox and not even bother to slow down.
I want to feel worthy of a little bit of help.

2024-03-15 23:50:06

I feel ashamed to admit this to anyone, but I feel like I did when I was a teenager, waiting for the mailman to deliver a package that never arrives. I would sit in the bathroom , staring out the window, and hoping that someone, someone who cared, would send a letter, a padded envelope, maybe even a package of things that would ease the isolation, the loneliness I felt . Inevitably, though, I would see the mailman's car pull up to the mailbox, pause for a moment, then pull away.

2024-02-10 18:52:43

Took it upon myself to gut the fridge of all its stinking and rotten contents, bag it up, and put it outside in the bins. Next Thursday, the garbage men are going to have to breathe deep when they smell all those rotten meats and eggs. I hope they get paid well. Pulled the plug on the fridge, and did what had to be done...then came back in, had a LOOOOOONG HOOOOOOT shower, and changed into fresh clothes. Leo can deal with it when the fucker gets home from Cuba. I've done what I can. Praise "Bob"

2023-12-10 04:31:48

If I had a table for milk and cookies, I'd leave this here instead.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/111/554/243/101/874/766/original/e4aa328ab1f36550.jpg

2023-11-16 16:39:31

Well, a temporary renter moved in, and his friend has a dog, Joe, and a very friendly cat named Zoey. Zoey took to me faster than Captain Mowser did..and soon had me doing a full clean under my bed in case she laid a torpedo under there. Zoey is a far better cat than Capt. Mowser, with the purr and leaping and all sorts. While she's here, she'll be keeping me company.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/111/421/210/789/279/323/original/825a0bca22ef0077.jpg

2023-10-12 20:04:10

Repent! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! Slaves of Nhee Ghee, the Conspiracy dupe and his idiotic kin are DOOMED, their souls will be tasty TREATS for the demonic one, the Anti-"Bob"! They drive CLONEmobiles! They tell all the same jokes and DON'T GET them! They will mostly DIE! The luckiest will be SERVANTS or SEX TOYS to Homo Superior! We want SLACK! Yet when the time comes, you must KILL "Bob"!

2023-09-14 15:32:41

....decent Hunter poster. It even got the golf club right, although I told it to give me " TELL ME ABOUT THE GOLF SHOES.". Someone slipped adrenochrome into the software, I think.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/111/064/217/785/943/194/original/66f65810e1008b17.jpeg

2023-09-14 15:29:24

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TEXT, not test. Big thick long fingers, you know how it is.

2023-09-14 15:28:03

...Slackfully tripped over a new image generator, IDEOGRAM.AI , that ( mostly ) successfully integrates test into generated images without losing the meaning in meaningless gibberish. It did RAW and Hunter S. Thompson with the intended words...but it took a while. It does poster art and psychedelic very well, and photographic realism decently, but still trips over anatomy and fingers. It's worth a look, at least. "Bob" still eludes it.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/111/064/195/849/424/447/original/2cf722418500140d.jpeg

2023-09-07 03:52:48

https://youtu.be/8bp4N7t_OKI?si=Vp0c-yFBaRjID0a5 ...OPERATION: STINGRAY IS UNDERWAY at an undiscovered second von Klein research base. The DSS submarine fleet, the DSS STARK FIST, the SPEAR, and the SHIELD are onsite, and strike teams are descending into the base. More as the information becomes available.

2023-08-31 18:56:55

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@npub1j2y…ggdc https://youtu.be/fWpWrUW_CVI?si=ZihiGUEqXvRJvmSr

2023-08-31 15:46:46

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@npub1j2y…ggdc There's not much on it, but I'm considering doing more than just AI'ing photos into videos and playing around with my fictional characters.

2023-08-31 15:08:55

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@npub1j2y…ggdc https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk3trzlZpnUwRzoYgw5SOZA

2023-08-21 19:40:31

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@npub1ulc…899k ...despite that fact that it is neither floppy NOR a disk. It is goat. That's small comfort, at least.

2023-08-21 19:36:41

I've been posting all those AI generated videos and shorts on my YouTube page, and while it is absolutely never going to earn me a dime, it has confused some of the viewers who look at one, hear about Black Orchid, Mordecai Macbeth, Crawford Falafel and the Cold Hand, and something called the Dead Soul Society, and comment with a puzzled "wat??". If nothing else, it's done that. Praise Eris, All Hail Discordia. Fnord.

2023-08-21 05:20:24

https://youtu.be/giBXv0bI-k8

2023-08-21 05:16:19

https://youtu.be/FQ25LqSBUQs

2023-08-10 02:46:16

Got pissed off at Garfield the cat, and decided to put him in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre universe, eating Jon Arbuckle after Leatherface chopped him up. Just one of those nights...
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/110/863/024/812/246/980/original/854c78a2438a8bea.jpg
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/110/863/026/047/434/805/original/471be6a237e14dfc.jpg
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2023-08-08 01:47:01

...there are many homes that Doktor G'Hul could take to. This Hammer Horror monster has a FUCKING GIGANTIC library, which I could fill in a week.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/110/851/466/922/067/403/original/559d413585a3df44.jpg

2023-08-06 03:17:17

By "Bob"'s Balls of Steel, I want a house, a home like this. I want to abandon the city and move into a remote creepy house like this RIGHT NOW...
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/110/840/496/106/775/899/original/90a096cc25b56e40.jpg

2023-08-01 14:04:06

The REAL SubGenius knows that his foes are the MIBS who are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They hear the Divine Jest and respond only with a blank STARE! The black-suited killers have NO hope, while the SubGenius I'm talking about can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. Now ARISE! divinely IMperfect mockery is our DUTY!

2023-08-01 14:02:32

"Bob" tells us to love the Friend of "Bob", who SPRINGS his Public Rants in the face of the Conspiracy tools. He grabs Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The enlightened Sub revels FOREVER in the joy of that One True Yeti Mate! And FURTHERMORE! Money donated to our divinely IMperfect church helps the faithful Friend of "Bob" who DRIPS slack. He is guarded by the Bleeding Head. He has no NEED to be "cool," but does whatever he damn WANTS to do!

2023-08-01 14:02:15

If not for "Bob," we would have no IDEA that the vital importance of "Connie" to the understanding of the SubGenius is pure Bulldada! Its sacredly-abnormal MOCKERY at the same time, through the enlightened blessing of Frop, is our only hope against the coming of the near-omnipotent the Anti-"Bob".

2023-04-16 22:55:09

https://youtu.be/2mmrHHB4uM0

2023-03-11 23:16:55

Had to give my poor old computer a cold reboot; literally, yank the power cord and give it a minute of nothing, then plug it back in. The old school kick in the ass, but it seems to be working properly now. Was worried that it was finally having a stroke and falling over dead, but it seems fine now. I'd love to have an AI guy over to give it a health check and see if the brain needs a bit of massage, that sort of thing...