Rob

Rob. The real Peter Molyneux 2017/2018. Writes and writes about video games. Touches computers.

If you’ve got a blacklist, I want to be on it.

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Bobbins_at_bobbinsrobots.com@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-09-13 21:17:58

I think, rather than add it to the system, Valve should email everyone adding LinkedIn to their store pages a blunt “what the fuck is wrong with you?”

2024-09-12 04:28:47

New space fish avatar time.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/113/122/694/022/901/246/original/9be4939e55be681a.png

2024-09-08 18:12:24

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@npub1463…00qn Yisss, I do.

2024-08-19 16:55:46

Found one of these growing in the garden, not a gardener so no idea what it even is.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/989/735/814/402/847/original/44d784c17ed73140.png

2024-08-19 15:13:21

She’s Got Bette Davis Eyes (And Won’t Give Them Back)

2024-08-16 18:45:41

Bored. Might join a commodore forum and ask all the C16 fans if they think Punchy is copaganda or a stark exposé of the violence inate in policing.

2024-08-15 20:11:45

Thank you, Steam Deck.
https://kotaku.com/pc-steam-third-party-ea-ubisoft-ditching-launchers-civ6-1851623212

2024-08-15 01:30:24

Computer, trace sausage.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/963/447/846/394/354/original/0acfeb6f880b1693.png

2024-08-12 09:47:37

Giger counter.

2024-08-12 05:14:25

A very convincing human.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/947/341/744/185/616/original/3b42870cac02fe1f.png

2024-08-08 19:06:55

Public information notice from the Dizzy Relations Board.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/927/965/991/024/506/original/76283cb54b6309b1.png

2024-08-06 16:49:56

Banksy in his "bargain shop wall sticker" art phase, I see.

2024-08-05 11:45:44

Trained an AI on every single Mastodon post and now I have a little button that tells me to install Linux whenever I press it.

2024-08-01 21:53:59

Fuck me, looked at the comments on RPS about Braid and I hope I can sneak off this mortal coil, in my very very old age, never generating that sort of comments section about me. Fucking hell. Bloodbath.

2024-07-31 00:05:00

https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/878/177/381/882/741/original/c70bc3e8c3afcc2b.png

2024-07-24 09:21:49

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@npub1463…00qn Yes! Looks like they've gone full cheese with this one. Fantastic.

2024-07-19 09:16:57

Bonkers that the internet working was all hanging on the Halo TV show not getting cancelled and now look at it.

2024-07-17 07:02:24

Morning everyone. Let's spend today asking the important questions.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/800/546/353/194/752/original/17549ec815d54107.png

2024-07-16 21:48:13

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Excuse me??? Not nice.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/798/367/250/932/543/original/8de9041d8f3a4725.png

2024-07-16 19:59:35

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No need to be rude!
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/797/940/048/073/957/original/b7e0747f18dc6926.png

2024-07-16 16:12:20

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Gracious, have you no manners?
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/797/046/441/171/693/original/936d093f40e84c20.png

2024-07-16 14:49:52

Language, Mr Worm! Gosh!
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/796/722/248/611/216/original/8c7f7231b217b8e6.png

2024-07-16 13:03:18

Ever just ,,, think about robots.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/796/303/167/620/394/original/70eddab2e142d259.png

2024-07-14 22:11:55

Floaty Boney
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/787/135/835/280/696/original/0b36a986f602db6e.png

2024-07-12 12:53:17

Wondering what was going on in videogames, checked, saw "fans are upset that an Angry Birds bird has been presented as an ally and not actually queer" and ahhhhh, I do not miss that other hellsite at all.

2024-07-09 12:50:40

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@npub1463…00qn She's already tried to order sixty quid's worth of shopping with her arse.

2024-07-09 11:14:29

Good news/bad news.
The cat has discovered the laptop keyboard.
The good news? It's fucking hilarious.
The bad news? Err. Help, there's a cat asleep on my keyboard.

2024-07-07 02:14:27

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the loading screen to Streaker.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/742/790/996/668/734/original/a441c2bfc758bf88.png

2024-07-06 14:29:10

Less obscure dude in progress.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/740/017/712/553/120/original/745d6fcf4f0a642d.png

2024-07-02 11:50:25

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Gnyaaaaargh.
“Animus Antics”
ithankyew

2024-07-02 08:59:10

Thinking about how if Assassin’s Creed was released in the eighties they’d have to call it something like “Stabby Madness” or “Roland Goes Stabbing”

2024-06-28 22:05:21

Which bastard got to this game name before me? I'll fight them.
https://steamdb.info/app/1457840/screenshots/

2024-06-28 16:27:17

Still thinking about this absolute bouncer of a cat.
https://social.goose.rodeo/@cats/112693406300953078

2024-06-28 13:33:50

Schvroo schvroo schvroo vwwwwwwww
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/694/501/642/390/956/original/3584637fb976a771.png

2024-06-27 16:46:26

At the flying saucers again, soz.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/689/596/618/477/277/original/83bcd83e194da626.png

2024-06-27 04:38:16

Realised I haven’t completed the doodling rite of passage that is drawing a completely wrong Pac-Man so, you know, whilst rewatching Dead And Buried thought I’d see what my noggin would do.
Next time, think I’ll just play a videogame instead.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/686/943/956/305/632/original/b360affdb352d470.png

2024-06-26 22:43:25

Treasure Island Dizzy. Sorry about ur egg.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/685/338/087/739/263/original/d76eebb45dffc2d6.png

2024-06-26 15:15:12

I absolutely love Jack Dragon, it’s a great little Bomb Jack variant and let’s be frank here, there are nowhere near enough of them. I have no idea what’s wrong with people on that one.
https://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/store/jack-dragon-and-the-stone-of-peace/9nj4fhm5p3tp
Absolute bargain on the Xbox and here’s a doodle I made earlier but don’t let that put you off.
https://cdn.masto.host/bobbinsrobotscom/media_attachments/files/112/683/575/611/485/632/original/32a59fc780263886.png

2024-06-24 16:57:37

Can't believe we never got the Commodore 69.

2024-06-12 17:16:21

All the pubs and restaurants round here are in a race to see who can make the shittiest tasting burger and I don't understand what's going on anymore.

2024-05-28 13:20:28

I have once more shown my manly superiority over tech by defeating this touchscreen with one (1) sticky plaster on my thumb.
It didn’t stand a chance.

2024-05-09 12:42:15

It’s really bonkers how many people in the industry have convinced themselves that everyone is in competition for the same people’s time and live games are occupying it, whilst all evidence points to that being not the case.
Read an interview with Nigel Lowrie saying it yesterday and if anyone should know better than that.
Never stops amazing me how these kind of things become embedded wisdom and folk nod along.

2024-05-07 20:42:23

Which of you buggers have a videogame related blog, channel or site I can link to from mine? Gimme those sweet, sweet URLs.

2024-02-03 00:43:31

Commodore 64
I used to sneak into my uncle's shed when I was a kid, he had a massive lead lined crate at the back. Inside were all sixty three of the unspoken of Commodores, the ones before the 64, back before Jack Tramiel convinced the team to stop using a small piece of Stonehenge in each device and oh god, the photographs of the tests.
https://punchingrobots.com/commodore-64/

2023-08-25 23:11:50

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@npub1463…00qn Obligatory "the money goes to a literal Nazi" reminder for anyone who doesn't know the rights got bought and the game gets sold by a right nasty one.