zonk

scientifically proven to be the best account on baest + top shagger

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nosleep_at_bae.st@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-09-06 21:38:37

slowly moving over to @npub1w59…pv6t. it's been a wild half-decade with j and the three different domains we've been on. massive shoutout to him for keeping the show running, and i wish him the best with his future adventures. see ya, bae.st

2024-08-06 18:30:27

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its definitely gonna go up next semester but im gonna be looking for jobs before then!!! so wtf!!!

2024-08-06 18:29:59

actually seething that my gpa is 3.49. literally one point away from that perfect 3.5 cutoff

2024-08-05 12:44:12

i had no idea today was a holiday lol. showed up to work and everything's closed. guess im going on that hike after all

2024-08-01 15:29:05

why did i get an ad for the gaylord national resort and convention center

2024-07-29 13:55:34

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@npub1h4w…hqmf @npub1qh0…xeda there is not a bad product, only a bad price

2024-07-28 14:31:04

<----- face of a man with a 600 dollar ball ache

2024-07-21 20:13:56

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@npub15gq…xwlk for me, it's pizzer

2024-07-10 23:59:19

cutting my nails so i don't get any nutella under my fingernails when i scoop it out of the container like an ape

2024-07-07 03:16:50

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@npub15gq…xwlk @npub1pwy…ya8k crayons are hard and break off in your mouth when you try to chew them. the red wax that they use for babybel is so fun to put teeth marks into

2024-07-07 03:05:59

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@npub15gq…xwlk explain yourself
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2024-07-05 16:23:17

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2024-06-29 16:55:33

since my supervisor is going to a conference, im gonna try the cgp weekend wednesday schedule. not super enthusiastic about working saturdays, but having a wednesday off is so op. i gotta try it

2024-06-26 17:26:27

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@npub15gq…xwlk 🫵 man kisser

2024-06-18 13:24:07

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2024-06-15 00:27:07

so drunk i 50% want to come out to my parents over the phone 50% want to run half an hour to my favorite park and climb that huge tree again

2024-06-14 01:16:01

i can't believe @npub1s36…m239 sent this in the mail...
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2024-06-13 17:44:23

https://oopsallmarquees.com/

2024-05-20 16:15:05

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2024-05-20 15:46:32

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2024-05-18 13:19:47

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@npub1usp…hy44 can you expense it?

2024-05-15 03:47:36

going to canada in 4️⃣ days

2024-05-12 01:31:18

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@npub1znu…n9j2 it had one of my favorite songs in it so it's the best game

2024-05-04 13:58:18

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2024-04-21 18:57:51

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2024-04-18 04:06:55

friends convinced me to smoke a fat ass j before the concert and now im demolishing a quarter of a pizza. this is the life

2024-04-01 16:35:46

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@npub1kdy…2hnf do you really have to say it in every post

2024-04-01 06:25:35

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@npub1wah…xc8t me but with starbucks refreshers

2024-03-24 21:26:09

zoomers are gonna have nostalgia for clubhouse like millennials have nostalgia for vine. just you wait

2024-03-22 14:36:27

i think most humanities subjects are a joke but the one thing i can respect is the sheer amount of memorization required to succeed in eg economics. im out here logically trying to understand the textbook when all i need to do is memorize like 100 pages and not worry about it. so many things are just given to you

2024-03-15 13:13:37

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2024-03-15 03:40:49

what the hell. how did i not see that it's pi day. this is a travesty

2024-03-14 04:00:17

straightoids retweeting my shit like i like women. you idiots. you absolute buffoons

2024-03-13 16:02:25

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@npub1nv0…skkw tiktok doesn't even have to be blocked for a huge shitstorm to commence. e621 self blocked in nc recently, if tiktok does the same and replaces the home screen with "congress did this go get them" it's basically over

2024-03-12 21:11:15

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 @npub15gq…xwlk i literally bought the cheapest one i could find on walmart and it works fine. skill issue

2024-03-10 20:20:04

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2024-03-10 19:01:53

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2024-03-10 16:37:50

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2024-03-06 01:10:38

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@npub1usp…hy44 im also gonna be doing research over the summer, but i still can't get the international student department to accept me, even though my grant has been wired smh

2024-03-06 01:09:58

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@npub1usp…hy44 nice, congrats!

2024-03-05 00:59:33

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@npub1znu…n9j2 boys... and berry 🤤

2024-02-27 22:15:28

why does everyone hate rust

2024-02-25 20:09:10

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@npub1znu…n9j2 can you get sushi with real fish?

2024-02-17 03:41:17

ok im better

2024-02-16 23:52:19

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@npub122h…0lay размечтался, урод

2024-02-01 15:14:48

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2024-01-26 17:16:00

a curious column in the financial times. the author makes the point that "gen z is two generations, not one". i disagree with that claim. i would say that the ideological divide has always been there, and women are simply more comfortable with expressing their views nowadays. but the data doesn't lie, and the tides are turning. interesting to see what happens in the future
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2024-01-23 20:09:54

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2024-01-18 20:47:35

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@npub194d…wg67 yes. but it's not my place to ask for it

2024-01-18 20:44:49

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@npub194d…wg67 my pebnis

2023-12-28 00:51:07

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2023-12-21 01:40:02

what is happening in mongolia??
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2023-12-16 03:21:01

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@npub1l5k…m9z9 skill issue

2023-12-16 02:44:16

somehow managed to break the fucking 3mm attachment on my trimmer. looks like ill have to go all the way smooth haha 🥴

2023-12-11 14:41:51

nightmare blunt rotation
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2023-12-10 17:24:17

straighten y’all dick posture

2023-12-09 15:46:44

talked with dad about the recent openai and eu regulation news. i tried my hardest to show just how much i care about ethics, but the entire time i was daydreaming about being dominated by unethical ai 🥴

2023-12-03 19:32:23

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@npub1usp…hy44 incredible. i want one

2023-11-29 01:25:59

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2023-11-15 01:21:08

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2023-10-11 17:10:50

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2023-10-06 02:31:40

track mania is dangerously fun. i know how i'm wasting my weekend now

2023-10-04 01:39:57

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https://youtu.be/od49strnQZs
чел в 2017 году делал jersey club за 3 года до того как он даже появился. как же я люблю переслушивать все песни коржа и откапывать такие скрытые хиточки

2023-10-04 01:38:38

весна
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2023-10-02 13:53:07

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2023-09-21 18:31:06

3 house viewings lined up on sunday, guess im not getting ready for monday's exam 😩

2023-09-20 00:00:40

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i was originally intending to put orgasm denial casino bot on github but it's waaaaaay too obvious what the function is, even if you remove all of the sexual references. sigh

2023-09-19 23:59:37

horny programming :brain6:

2023-09-18 15:26:20

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@npub1368…rk5p i cant find it now but its a cringe food warning label knockoff shirt where its like 100% inclusive 100% supporting language whatever

2023-09-18 03:49:28

i love hearing rhythmic thumping noises in my walls. not like i needed to sleep tonight :)

2023-09-15 21:31:26

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@npub19zq…u4m5 @npub1xp9…amfw if you unironically think your posts are important enough to be universally searchable you do not belong on this network

2023-09-15 00:10:41

what the fuck is a heap sort :NotLikeThis: :gun: :disintegrate:

2023-09-14 15:18:14

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@npub1xl0…95ux please dont post w*men at me or at the very least cw them thank you :)

2023-09-14 14:41:10

if a blahaj could wear jeans would it do it like this or like this
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2023-09-12 21:18:23

still find it ridiculous how my mom can mail me chocolate and a calendar from moscow without any issues but i have to jump through a million hoops and use 2 shady courier services to mail her a plush toy (which i cant even mail directly from the us because ALL toys are banned from export)

2023-09-10 19:17:33

finally
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2023-09-04 18:34:07

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@npub1nar…z20v but what if hot guy subscription (internet bill)

2023-09-04 13:31:42

💀💀💀💀💀 im actually crying, i love this fucking university
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2023-09-01 17:37:02

fitness freaks 🤝 college students who drink
stocking up with ungodly amounts of gatorade

2023-09-01 11:33:12

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@npub1xx8…g7g4 the biggest, loudest, stinkiest pair of boots you have

2023-09-01 04:39:57

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2023-09-01 01:26:17

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at least this is an effective filter. if i showed my homework to a business student he would immediately disintegrate

2023-09-01 01:25:46

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not like i have a social life and plans and OTHER CLASSES haha i can just waste 6 hours doing 1 question and then realizing i did it wrong haha that's so fun and normal

2023-09-01 01:25:24

im also seething and writhing at the fact that not only do i have to do math, i have to do post calculus level of bs big o and big omega runtime analysis. and not even in the fun way that we're doing in our comp eng class with mips instructions, but the boring math way with proofs and geometric sequences

2023-09-01 01:21:48

excuse me??? what the FUCK am i paying tuition for then???
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2023-08-31 19:30:13

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@npub1nv0…skkw it better be made of solid gold

2023-08-30 15:17:10

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@npub1wah…xc8t plato's gooncave

2023-08-26 12:48:46

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@npub1hrk…3nzn tenga

2023-08-26 12:48:39

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@npub1hrk…3nzn just that 1 guy lol

2023-08-26 06:12:57

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i could not care less about begging but signing up for facebook with my real name and trying to use it to network genuinely causes me mental distress and unfortunately i think it'll have to come to that

2023-08-26 06:12:05

one of my dad's friends works at google but the only contact method he has is facebook. unironically thinking of signing up to the zuck zone and begging for an internship. it's that bad bros. im so desperate

2023-08-26 06:01:04

oh yeah i tried my new fleshlight and it's pretty mid i don't get the hype. just use your hand smh

2023-08-25 02:33:35

one thing i always forget is just how jam packed college days are. i started getting sleepy at like 5pm today. felt like i did 3 days of work over like 12 hours. once you're used to the routine it's almost normal, but i definitely got out of it over the summer. good early night 💤

2023-08-17 21:46:51

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2023-08-15 19:31:43

coworker is on grindr 💀💀💀 i have nothing more to add 💀💀💀

2023-08-15 02:44:56

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@npub1kdy…2hnf schizo factory 2014

2023-08-09 15:16:53

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@npub1y2y…7xkm @npub19ev…s343 it gets better
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2023-08-09 15:13:33

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@npub19ev…s343 yes. this isn't even a dev interview or anything
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2023-08-05 23:03:10

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2023-08-05 21:09:11

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