BuddyTex

splish splash, your opinion is trash

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2024-11-18 00:39:04

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Remember black and white movies when men would just forcibly kiss the woman, she’d performatively recoil and push back 2-3x then succumb intoxicatingly to the alpha? i always used to think wtf but maybe the hells angels are just reminding us of something our grandparents forgot about

2024-09-06 02:02:46

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2024-09-06 00:41:46

classic. gets me every time.
#note17gu…qksm

2024-09-06 00:27:35

the reason i don't talk more about music on here is that it would all be 'dude tex, if you think that band rules you should check out the rise of the vulture people by stoner king and the corpse eaters. there are only 98 LPs in existence as the vinyl press they built themselves from kfc buckets exploded before they could do the full hundred. i say LP but it’s really only one song but it's 40 minutes long. yes it's supposed to sound like a kazoo was recorded underwater on an iphone'

2024-08-29 23:14:23

flogged a scuba in the pinny pouch, innit. couple geezers got plonked in their knickers for me ol Mum. as you like it.

2024-08-08 01:12:42

me and @npub1kce…nezs opening for the jd vance rally
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2024-08-04 22:04:52

these open border policies really get my goat (el chupacabras)

2024-08-03 14:08:54

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2024-07-28 13:53:57

combining "i could fix her" and those Rubik's cube competitions where @npub13v6…hy07 shows up and is presented some inscrutable artsy anime fan girl with a band t-shirt and i start the timer on a stopwatch.

2024-07-28 13:09:36

[hipster guy who was at the sermon on the mount] yeah, you really had to see him live, it was much better live, the gospels don't really do it justice, none of those guys can really capture what it was like to be there, he actually asked me to be a disciple but I didnt really want to get involved in that whole scene, you know

2024-07-20 23:26:55

sorry, i caused the crowdstrike outage by getting my gigantic ass caught in a server rack

2024-07-20 13:31:05

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alexa: *explodes*

2024-07-20 13:18:24

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*phone notification that you replied*
*long draw into my nostrils. quietly impatient exhale*

2024-07-15 23:06:57

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nice argument. unfortunately, i’m with your mom right now. you should call her more often, but she busy right now so hold off a few hours

2024-07-15 22:58:01

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lol didn’t you larp some fake “I’m stuck in Canada during COVID” givesendgo campaign for shekels once? grift and glass houses and such

2024-07-14 21:25:11

so get this! - i’m hollering at my followers on stage, minding my own business, having a rally, being a duck and all, when out of nowhere i am beak to muzzle with this dudes gun. and then bam, he fires and, i swear to god dude, my beak goes all they way around my head. no joke, secret service had to grab it from the back and straighten it out

2024-07-14 15:27:19

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and he who can stick his gift into the debris receptacle shall be named “l’il dicky”

2024-07-09 02:11:01

*Tex hands the obnoxious MAGA milf account (and obviously a honeypot) a gun*
*she readies it and aims it at Tex*
Tex: you can't kill me. nobody can kill me. i’m too hot to die."
(silence followed by f*cking)
FBI Agent on the other end of the wire: "Damn. He IS too hot to die."

2024-07-08 01:12:07

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the OG
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2024-07-06 15:29:09

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whataboutism is the same as ‘dibs’ or ‘i asked you first’ - the notion that being the first to say somethmhing absolves you from demonstrating merit

2024-07-04 12:32:26

is it true gab reversed their ‘no image upload’ policy? (still ain’t going back)
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2024-07-01 22:26:27

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BLOCK GOUDA!
cheese on that thang

2024-06-24 12:39:01

whenever i drive by an arbys they have to lash me to the mast like odysseus
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2024-06-20 00:21:24

my mom engaged in cancel culture when she wouldn't allow me to have a Mötley Crüe cassette titled "Shout At The Devil". ummm, ever heard of the first amendment, mom???

2024-06-17 23:54:52

One thing society needs to bring back is bunk beds coupled with stucco ceilings
make your child prove they dont deserve to go to the emergency room

2024-06-04 22:29:12

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Let’s put it this way: I’d do nothing different. every inch of her is perfect.

2024-06-04 22:27:00

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never. it’s the pleats.

2024-06-04 22:25:11

if you eat right, exercise and get plenty of sleep you can be confused and short with everyone for an extra seven to ten years

2024-05-27 14:21:50

this memorial day let’s all strive to remember @npub13v6…hy07 who died doing what he loved, and partly because he did not read the directions about doing what he loved.

2024-05-27 14:04:21

tfw @npub1zry…7kfz is begging me and @npub1dkj…l4cz for candy at the Memorial Day parade
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2024-05-26 21:40:42

every day the people on this website shock me with some new way they live like low-down dogs. every day it's something like 'when you find your milk has congealed into a pre-cheese mass at the bottom of the Cheeto bag, do you move it into a bowl before adding the raw pasta or is it acceptable to lick it right from the bag'

2024-05-24 02:03:21

some people watch the dramatized propoganda in The Hunger Games and laugh at how obvious it is, then google if kelce has boinked taylor swift yet

2024-05-17 00:30:29

1 attachment: arbys.jpg

2024-04-22 23:36:27

i'm an enigma in a way that the readership is not comprehending but the editor absolutely is

2024-04-11 00:19:38

if you must know, i am actually an agent of the State of China. I am here to astroturf and also bully libertarians. (that last part isn't part of my directive, i do it for fun)

2024-04-08 18:28:55

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tina turner is tho. the mileage her career got from CCR covers is wild

2024-04-02 01:27:58

if anyone ever returns to gab and asks "where's @npub122e…mxnv , is he still around" please tell them i was cancelled for posting that mint chip is nature's candy, got utterly chased off the website, and subsequently arrested for January 6 rioting.

2024-03-31 11:45:11

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I asked them to reset your account and the jannies just told me they have other prospects. what is that? Some kind of inside gamer joke? y’all are nerds..

2024-03-31 01:21:24

If you're not sure which instance to join may I suggest me and @npub1zg4…zp5g ’s new fedi instance amontillado.social? just follow me down into my family's extensive vaults..

2024-03-27 12:02:21

@npub1zry…7kfz and @npub1q72…f5pl were right. Dune 2 was not as good as Dune 1. Failed, i have. into exile, i must go.

2024-03-17 15:21:17

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I’m sorry to interrupt but i had the exact same question

2024-03-16 13:30:37

i have information leading to the arrest of tim boeing, the ceo of boeing

2024-03-15 23:29:25

celebrating the ides of march by activating 23 @npub1kce…nezs alt accounts. one for each stab wound

2024-03-12 23:12:26

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he will never answer this.

2024-03-12 13:07:41

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but tell them to tape up painters sheets on the walls first to ‘stop the spread™ ‘

2024-03-12 12:58:27

>Everyone on the internet is a fed
and i am a hungry
#note1yd4…5r4z

2024-03-12 03:44:09

if kate middleton wants advice on how to photoshop images of herself she can hit me up
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2024-03-12 02:24:47

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listen kid. so you did fuck all today. but what are you gonna do tomorrow? buckle up. stay focused. grind hard. get on NCD. blindly lash out at others. show up to mandatory court appearance. partial custody? No. live fast. die hard. get owned by a nasty dunk online? more cocaine.

2024-03-11 01:43:51

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man, it must be wierd being the only person in america that didnt like Dune 2

2024-03-11 01:39:36

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how was Dune 2?

2024-03-10 23:08:53

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is this canon?
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2024-03-10 00:29:14

@npub1kce…nezs is a bit of a renaissance man, in that he doesn’t wash often and regularly gets imprisoned by the church for hollering about the sun.

2024-03-08 01:46:33

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LMFAO this is the 2nd time you’ve repoasted
Cant let such an effort poast go cold

2024-03-08 00:54:37

*me before 200 followers* Gosh, everyone one here is so funny and insightful boost boost boost boost!
*me as i approach 200 followers* my long-held resentment contorting every post i make into a confusing barb long-since divorced from anything anyone would find appealing: Why do my followers, who i despise, not boost my posts? they gleefully boost any amount of dross from other users, many of whom i also follow, all of whom i also despise

2024-03-07 22:05:20

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IM NOT READING THAT.

2024-03-07 21:25:51

great turnout this month! don’t want to get ahead of myself here but is “tip of the spear” trademarked?

2024-03-07 20:29:26

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edited my post just for you HoO

2024-03-07 20:26:33

if you have come to this website believing it to be a vessel for your larger “movement” recognize that this conclusion you’ve come to on your own already means that you lack the critical thinking, persuasive speaking skills, and composure necessary to convert the hearts and lead the minds necessary to achieve whatever batshit goal you haven't even started yet

2024-03-07 20:09:47

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i imagine somewhere out there in an Etsy product page’s comment section he is just absolutely laying waste to some poor housewife’s side hustle of mason jar spice recipes to help husband make ends meet

2024-03-07 18:45:50

@npub1zry…7kfz loves @npub1q72…f5pl so much, but when she eats her breakfast toast with an open mouth, like a fucking horse eating apples, it all melts away to sheer disgust.

2024-03-07 14:34:19

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coffee is for utility not taste

2024-03-07 01:38:18

[Moses]: "and thou shalt not covet mint leaf with churned cream!"
[@The_Almighty_Kek ]: *in the crowd, hands cupped around mouth, yelling* "booooooo, boooooooo, no one likes that one, boooooo--"
#note1wmz…tr5a

2024-03-07 00:48:17

@npub1zry…7kfz getting in a quick after-work exercise in to de-stress
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2024-03-05 23:06:54

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all bees no brakes. the sharper the sting the sweeter the honey

2024-03-05 23:04:55

@npub1zg4…zp5g yea i’m into fitness
fitness whole bee hive in my butthole

2024-03-05 22:46:36

i see you’re strugg to find frens.
i suggest you try acquiring some bitches
#note18dl…2s45

2024-03-04 23:55:31

gab, 2019: hey frens, how many eggs is reasonable
gab, 2024: SUCK MY COCK FREELOADER ILL DOXX YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY

2024-03-04 03:31:00

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ERRONEOUS! she’s gotta be - at least - 6’8” to repoast me that much :tex:

2024-03-04 03:24:43

@npub1zry…7kfz if @npub1q72…f5pl is your girl then why is she repoasting me?
(Aide whispers into my ear)
“i’m being told this is not true at all”
“anyway it’s not like a marriage certificate is proof that she’s your gir-“ (aide frantically gesturing)

2024-03-04 00:15:20

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ive had to have 2 of them removed. it’s tedious.

2024-03-03 18:54:41

i quote post because your talent is lacking and needs my help
#note1acj…hr4r

2023-12-13 00:16:17

NCD RULE 1: no content not critical of designated us enemies
NCD RULE 2: thursdays are fbi raid day

2023-10-06 01:38:17

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lookin good!

2023-10-06 00:55:58

phone: you can't receive new voicemails
me (mouthful of pretzels): don't wan em

2023-10-02 23:38:13

hey babe lets... enhance the mood. (i pull out a large container of tums for recreational use)

2023-09-30 18:03:21

i talked to Elvis and it turns out he wrote Hound Dog about you, whole thing, not in a good way either.

2023-09-02 15:30:45

friends were always having to remind him you don’t eat the coconut shells. he never listened

2023-09-02 00:07:10

developing horrible sleep habits for the clout

2023-08-20 20:31:03

🎶 I get a penny
Boss gets a buck
So I crank my hog
In the company truck🎶
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2023-08-14 21:28:32

@npub1sxu…av96 looking for a live report from the scene - what say you?
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2023-08-13 09:39:20

i descend into my cellar where my mutuals are busily digging around in the mud. i nod as they uncover a nearly-human, ugly creature and pull it free of its slimy cyst. another disappointing follower born

2023-08-11 15:46:00

🎶gimme the repost
and feed my trolls🎶

2023-08-07 01:36:58

haste makes waste? Ummm ok. lots of things make waste why are you cherry p-
*the submersible implodes violently, turning my body into horrible goo*

2023-08-06 01:31:53

*watching oppenheimer*
Lmao at these mathematicians. Just figure it out. Cmon.