Matt May

https://mstdn.social/@mattmay

Washington state, USA.

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2024-09-11 03:27:13

GOP pols are looking slumped and sweaty across the board. Jowly. #USPol

2024-09-11 03:24:06

Hannity is literally interviewing the dog-eater in the spin room. #Debate #USPol

2024-09-11 03:14:23

https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift/p/C_wtAOKOW1z/

2024-09-11 03:12:42

aaaaand Tay just endorsed Kamala.

2024-09-11 02:52:41

“THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS”
Bro, one of your transition team ate one and you couldn’t smile hard enough when he endorsed you
#Debate #USPol

2024-09-11 02:49:01

Well. That was exhausting. I’m just gonna finish this border collie and then straight to bed.

2024-09-11 02:46:48

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p much yeah

2024-09-11 02:43:48

I looked at Fox comments because apparently I’m a masochist. They loved it, of course. #Debate #USPol

2024-09-11 02:38:13

He knows to backload the worst lies into rounds where he has the last word. Then he’s taking the last word anyway. And of course he gets the last word in closing. Awesome. #Debate #USPol

2024-09-11 02:34:27

Has she had one round where she got the last word? Just one. #Debate #USPol

2024-09-11 02:20:23

“This fffffffformer president” 😂 #Debate #USPol

2024-09-11 02:18:12

They finally give her equal time, and then he gets ANOTHER filibuster. Just leave the mic off and let him whine while you ask the question. #Debate #USPol

2024-09-11 02:15:15

Another bonus minute. In which he tells her to be quiet. What the fuck. #Debate #USPol
https://mstdn.social/@mattmay/113116477728636567

2024-09-11 02:07:53

NYT says Trump has spoken over 6:30 more than Harris. And she’s using all of her allotted time. That’s all him taking extra turns. #Debate #USPol
https://mstdn.social/@mattmay/113116440768223953

2024-09-11 01:58:29

He has to have taken an extra 5 minutes of filibustering this hour. Just completely steamrolling the moderators, as usual. #Debate

2024-09-11 01:33:05

She’s got him now, and she knows it. She just laughed in his face and unloaded on him.
Finish him. #Debate

2024-09-11 01:31:05

Wow. He went there.
That’s it, folks. “They’re eating the dogs” is gonna be the pullquote from this whole election. #Debate

2024-09-11 01:29:26

Direct questioning is banned under the rules of the debate, and of course the mics were supposed to be off. Trump breaks the one rule, without Harris knowing if her own mic is even on.
If she could do direct questioning, as we can see from her Senate committee work, she’d mop the floor with him. #Debate

2024-09-11 01:17:16

She’s got a couple minutes to settle in. First part was shaky. #Debate

2024-09-11 01:08:13

First possible answer from TFG includes “Springfield, Ohio.”
A literal racist dog whistle.

2024-09-10 23:42:27

Just postponed my own birthday party because it's in November and I'm not sure we'll be in a celebratory mood

2024-09-10 22:53:58

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Yeah, it's kind of convenient that CONCACAF's cash cows are playing big-money games in the US rather than away matches in Guadeloupe or T&T or wherever.

2024-09-10 21:20:26

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The top 4 seeds (including Panama) have byes to the quarterfinals.

2024-09-10 20:49:13

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Yeah, I'd been using Qi chargers all this time. I just had no idea the watch charger would work too! I thought they were totally separate technologies.

2024-09-10 20:08:08

Calling it now: Trump's gonna be awful sniffly tonight.

2024-09-10 19:43:33

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Banner day for flag lapel pin polishers, for sure.

2024-09-10 19:41:49

Tim Walz flubs two words in a talk a decade ago and he'll be questioned over it until the end of days.
JD Vance literally parrots neo-Nazi propaganda, doubles down the next day, and the media gives him a hall pass.
https://mastodon.social/@gknauss/113114077837006843

2024-09-10 19:31:36

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Fortunately for us it's not an anniversary that's a multiple of 5.

2024-09-10 16:16:57

Has the AirPods Pro 2 case always been advertised to charge from an Apple Watch charger? I saw it for the first time at the #AppleEvent so I tried on mine and… IT’S WORKED ALL THIS TIME???

2024-09-09 23:37:08

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Half of me is horrified, until I realize that all of me is sitting in front of a vintage modular storage system and this is basically just this with more metal.

2024-09-09 21:47:35

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So jealous. I had a good long Magnetic Fields period in the 90s.

2024-09-09 21:07:39

Just recently got an update to Zoom on my M1 mini that's actually... good? I can switch with one click between user cameras and what's being shared, icons and interactions make sense, etc. Seems like the interface I've wanted since, like, Covid, but I'll take it.

2024-09-09 18:19:59

Ooh. Apple just shouted out Darkroom in the Pro reveal. Didn't see any Adobe callouts elsewhere, either. Cold.
#AppleEvent

2024-09-09 17:53:16

Smart move by Apple to refuse to generate photorealistic images of humans. Google's off selling gen AI to alter photos directly and IMO they're going to end up in a world of hurt once it's in the wrong hands.

2024-09-09 17:47:21

If you're an AirPods user who's never had active noise canceling and are wondering if you should spend the extra $50:
My AirPods Pro has been my only everyday carry device _specifically_ because of ANC. It's my favorite Apple feature of all time.

2024-09-09 17:43:13

MAKE AN IPHONE PRO IN A PRETTY COLOR YOU COWARDS
#AppleEvent

2024-09-09 17:40:30

So far the coolest stuff they've announced are just software updates to AirPods I already own. Sweet.
#AppleEvent

2024-09-09 17:24:22

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Apple: we're releasing it in satin black
me: oh thank god that would look horrible on my pasty-ass wrist

2024-09-09 17:21:57

What I think is going to happen in the next 3 minutes:
Me: well, I just bought an Ultra 2 so there's nothing this new one will have for m–
Apple: and we're releasing it in rose gold
Me: goddammit
#AppleEvent

2024-09-09 17:20:03

Apple just Sherlocked Ocean Watch. #AppleEvent

2024-09-09 16:16:28

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That Fleet logo shares an awful lot of DNA with a Hartford Whalers logo, rotated 90°. Which makes sense because it’s a) not far away and b) the greatest logo design in North American sports.

2024-09-08 21:19:25

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In the wake of the police murder of Michael Brown in Ferguson, it became more widely known that police depts/courts in the area were basically funding themselves with random stops, BS charges, enormous fines (compounded by failure-to-appear fines on top), _and_… aggressive civil forfeiture. The vast majority of which took place in poor, mostly-Black towns like Ferguson.
20% of Ferguson’s GENERAL FUND at the time came from fines.
https://reason.com/2019/02/20/supreme-court-delivers-unanimous-victory/

2024-09-08 20:10:49

I heard the #Paralympics organizers have 300kg of rice to dry out all of JMJ’s gear backstage

2024-09-08 20:09:20

This is the most fun I’ve seen a dude have behind a keyboard in front of a stadium crowd since Tim Berners-Lee at London 2012

2024-09-08 20:05:05

I was not expecting Jean-Michel Jarre to show up at the #Paralympics closing ceremony with a synth that looks like a nuclear launch control, and now I hope he does not get electrocuted in the rain.

2024-09-08 18:44:42

Announcer: This Paralympics featured athletes from 169 delegations
Me: *wipes tear* nice

2024-09-08 17:20:14

Really bad timing for the NFL to choose Week 1 to start during the Paralympics closing ceremonies tbh

2024-09-07 03:54:34

FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO wait a minute you don't fly on a ROAD #NFL

2024-09-07 03:19:24

Sometime thirty-odd years from now some player in this game is going to tell his grandkid he was the first #NFL player to commit a personal foul in the southern hemisphere

2024-09-06 20:16:55

More evidence that at the heart of most of the big cons of this era (crypto, AGI cheerleaders _and_ doomers), and some of the shorter ones (nudify apps, looksmaxxing, Jordan Peterson, bro-casters), are 2000s-era pickup artists.
PUAs are the pied pipers of the incel-industrial complex.
https://hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff/113092318125996522

2024-09-05 21:13:02

It is not nearly as widely known as it should be that Elon Is a Dipshit, Actually(tm). Now that TFG is pulling him in to be Jared 2.0, while he literally calls Kamala "dumb," it's incumbent on us to get the word out before Phony Stark cancels the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and makes Dogecoin legal tender or whatever.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/09/05/trump-musk-government-commission/?itid=ap_philipbump

2024-09-05 20:03:38

Brazil just lost in men's blind football in the Paralympic Games.
For the first time. Since it started as an event, in 2004.
Argentina will play France in a FIFA World Cup final rematch on Saturday. Brazil faces Colombia for the bronze.
#FediFC

2024-09-05 14:28:52

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RGBA/transparency.

2024-09-05 03:01:10

Just noticed that whenever a Tesla pulls up to a street corner I'm crossing, I reflexively walk behind it because I assume they don't give a fuck about anyone else

2024-09-05 00:19:55

Tatyana McFadden just got her 21st Paralympic medal, across 7 Games. She's medaled in almost every distance from 100m to the marathon. Plus, you know, five NYC Marathon wins and four Boston Marathon wins. Oh, and a silver in Sochi for wheelchair cross-country, I guess to show range.

2024-09-04 02:56:52

Welp, I'm about to install NixOS for the first time.
I am told this will change my life forever, so my apologies if after this I am too good to speak with many of you again

2024-09-04 01:29:37

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They backed down. https://mastodon.social/@verge/113076181441615950

2024-09-03 22:56:32

$NVDA dropped $279 billion in market cap in today's session, and another $40B after hours.
It's just an unfathomably enormous number. Especially given the real news (DoJ antitrust subpoena) didn't drop until after the bell.

2024-09-03 20:29:03

I am actually pretty interested in these Intel Core Ultra SoCs (and the comparable Ryzen SoCs) because I think being able to run a ~7B model on-device could be reasonably useful.
That said, I’m waiting until there’s a Linux distro that really brings the NPUs to the party. I do not trust any OS to do with that resource as it sees fit. I want to know 100% of what it’s doing.
https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/113074005537132661

2024-09-03 18:04:36

Just saying this since it’s apparently unclear to some:
If you are calling out people for “ableism” to deflect from a business decision you’ve made, then what you’re doing can be called lots of things, but disability advocacy is not among them.
https://mastodon.social/@verge/113074372658801723

2024-09-03 17:48:01

I am a pretty cynical person in general, but even I can't believe people thought check kiting was an ATM "hack" because of some Insta/TikTok videos 🤦🏼‍♂️
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/03/business/chase-tiktok-trend/index.html

2024-09-03 14:05:06

This is going great
https://mastodon.social/@verge/113073546915361001

2024-09-02 18:44:21

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I've been in this family for 17 years, and this is the 2nd and probably last time we'll cross paths. He's well outnumbered here, and is basically being ignored. Much as I'd like to light into him, I doubt I'm going to do it at an IHOP on his wife's 80th birthday.

2024-09-02 18:37:55

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Thanks! I had assumed it's not close to the right-wing version, but hadn't found actual reporting.

2024-09-02 16:51:07

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My wife's Fox News uncle brought this up matter-of-factly the other night at his wife's birthday dinner. This is day 3/3 together and the entire rest of the party cannot wait to get away from him.

2024-09-02 16:40:21

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I see your problem. You needed to adopt an Irish getter-setter.

2024-09-02 16:34:52

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The consensus among my blind colleagues is that Be My AI et al. are some of the biggest advances in accessibility in decades and close as anyone has come to an unvarnished good out of ML.

2024-08-31 02:57:14

The Red Bull/VCARB situation is like a telenovela. There’s the Horner plot line, the Newey plot line, the Marko plot line, the Max/Jos plot line. You’ve got an underperforming veteran being bankrolled by the richest man in Mexico, a fan favorite chasing former glory, whatever Yuki’s got going on, and Liam Lawson pacing the garage for his chance.
If you’re the type who thinks dudes don’t love soap operas, all I can say is #F1, baby.

2024-08-25 15:09:36

For a group of people who claim to be utterly rational and evidence-based, they do seem to get whipped into a frenzy by whatever bullshit people who look and talk like them will demo. A federation of mini-cults who claim they can read AI papers when they’re all just skimming Slate Star Codex.
https://apple.news/ASXgNgEyKRoykzcdEOSq-9g

2024-08-24 03:52:53

I read this earlier today and I get angrier about it by the hour.
https://tweesecake.social/@doubletap/113013531490427014

2024-08-24 00:30:14

RFK getting out on the day The Atlantic details his drug dealing is the new standard for selling high. https://apple.news/AQ7VqFMwMQVWabQpPdSKMCg
#USPol

2024-08-02 22:17:34

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Pretty sure I saw them on that tour. Possibly hours after that recording! :)

2024-07-07 18:58:37

A day of unexpected results: Hamilton won at F1, and France won at democracy.

2024-07-06 20:53:04

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Nah, I've learned to try my best not to volunteer advice unless someone is like "my eye hurts from poking it with this stick" ;)

2024-07-06 20:45:02

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That's fine, whatever works for you. It's just not how a large majority are taught/prefer, and yet I see it over and over on TV ads that way.

2024-07-06 20:04:00

Ugh WHY does every commercial featuring a photographer have them holding the lens wrong (i.e., fingers over the lens barrel)?
You LITERALLY have a camera operator IN THE ROOM, you'd think you could get that much right

2024-06-20 18:16:59

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Putting the "car" in escargot

2024-06-18 04:57:47

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oh nooooooooooooooooooooo

2024-06-05 00:52:17

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I respect my limits. ;)

2024-06-05 00:41:27

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I saw this pop up and immediately went, welp, there's one achievement I won't get 😅