Cap'n PacificNic 🏴‍☠️

Enthusiastic member of the all-powerful bike lobby and sinister zero covid communist. Motivational doomer. World-renowned avoider of restaurants and public indoor spaces. Cowering omnipotent neurodivergent hermit living in fear without fucks left to give.

My rate is $25/CitAtIon.

*I screen my followers. I will only approve your request to follow if you have a post and reply history.

pronouns: he/him, they/them

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Last Notes

2024-06-19 13:52:04

Can Americans please switch to Celsius? Nobody knows what you're talking about.

2024-06-18 21:14:19

It blows my mind that some people think mask bans and COVID minimization are partisan issues.

2024-06-18 20:37:44

I heard Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked #JohnMastodon and John just de-escalated the situation and offered his shoulder for Chuck to cry on, then educated Chuck on toxic masculinity and how it harms men and everyone around them.
They're good friends to this very day.

2024-06-18 20:27:43

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All of us. They just think it won't happen to them.

2024-06-18 17:22:31

I knew a lot of pretty wealthy people in the before-times. They thought I was a bumpkin, I'm sure, but I slayed in arguments with them.
If I could see them now, I'd exclusively wear jean overalls with no shirt underneath and a straw hat at all times, but still troll them on their Very Smart™ ideas.
Gotta make it as humiliating as possible for them.

2024-06-18 17:03:28

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I know a couple who describes themselves as minimalist.
They own two brand new cars, three houses, and an extensive, expensive wardrobe for each of them. I'm still trying to figure out what about their lifestyle is minimalist.

2024-06-18 16:57:30

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You really do have to hand it to capitalism.
Turning minimalism and authenticity into consumer goods was impressive.

2024-06-18 16:54:08

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Being your Authentic Self™ is SO hot right now.
Here are 10 things you NEED now for your Authentic Lifestyle™.

2024-06-18 16:46:48

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Gotta go out and buy a whole new wardrobe to compliment my Minimalist™ aesthetic.

2024-06-18 16:45:51

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I'm a Minimalist™.
The only things I own are this $1M condo and all my stuff.

2024-06-18 16:44:53

I'm trying to be more Authentic™.

2024-06-18 16:27:10

It's great knowing who in your life is a piece of shit that would sell their grandma for tickets to a Taylor Swift concert or whatever, but it's not so great knowing that it is virtually everyone in your life.
Edit: Taylor Swift is a metaphor. I'm neutral on her as a person.

2024-06-18 15:18:54

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I'm curious why you stopped.
Insight would be helpful because it's so confusing to me why people stop masking.

2024-06-17 17:48:10

Fucking weird how objectively out to lunch all of society has become.
I mean, it's not the first time people have gone apeshit over bullshit, but tulipmania was so much more quaint than this.

2024-06-17 16:30:14

Previously COVID-cautious people I know have gone full-on, spiteful anti-mask.
All the blame for the collapse of everyone's friendships and communities rests on those still masking, apparently.
The 2019ers are NOT okay, people.
Abandoning caution will solve nothing.

2024-06-17 14:56:12

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I know, right?
That is the exact wrong trajectory in PPE choice. 😞

2024-06-17 14:47:14

Someone in my community who has consistently worn a KN95 since 2020 recently switched to medical masks and I'm just SO confused.

2024-06-13 05:04:11

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and someone at the CDC has no idea what an N95 is. 🙃

2024-06-13 02:36:43

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What the actual fucking fuck is this shit?

2024-06-12 15:41:56

Seriously, let this sink in:
IT IS ILLEGAL TO WEAR AN N95 IN NORTH CAROLINA.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/06/north-carolina-house-passes-revised-mask-ban/
Edit for clarification: some N95s that are rated for surgery are sort of allowed, but only for the prevention of spread of contagious viruses rather than the protection of the wearer and you can still be forced to remove it by business owners, cops, fearful citizens, etc.

2024-06-04 21:56:45

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The term "red pill" was invented by the Wachowski sisters and it's not meant to describe entrenching oneself in fascist propaganda.
But yeah it's a challenge.

2024-06-04 18:11:12

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If we could find a way to reach across the aisle, much could change.

2024-06-04 17:56:42

Widespread COVID-consciousness may be the single greatest threat to those in power.

2024-06-04 05:37:05

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I remember someone recounting interviewing Maggiore and, during the interview, she was breastfeeding her baby while untreated and positive with HIV. I'm not sure if it ever spread through breast milk or not, but how the fuck can people take risks like that (and the current SARS risk) with their babies?

2024-05-30 05:16:58

I can't even fathom flying a flag of any state anywhere.

2024-05-29 17:19:33

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I remember when I went to Scotland after I graduated university and it was hard not to notice how often the military planes flew super obnoxiously overhead all the time. Implied threats to the Scots daily.

2024-05-29 17:18:10

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England would be so fucked if they tried that shit these days. They aren't what they used to be.

2024-05-29 17:15:37

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Faisons cela.

2024-05-29 17:07:56

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Non, c'est la mer Français, en fait.

2024-05-29 16:57:47

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Me right now:
https://media.zeroes.ca/media_attachments/files/112/525/431/214/980/153/original/0a8392c230aaffd9.mp4

2024-05-29 16:46:16

No surprise that the French don't call it the "English Channel".
"La Manche" (the sleeve) sounds so much cooler and way less possessive of international territory.

2024-05-29 16:35:56

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I have no idea. I saw an Indigenous Studies university course where the major project was building a dugout canoe as a class a few years back. I wish I had taken it. The fact they regularly traveled to Southern Vancouver Island from Haida Gwaii in a canoe is fucking astonishing.

2024-05-29 16:32:53

You want to drive yourself mad and also clean out your ears? Put some peroxide in your ear and lie on your side until the bubbling stops.
I am not a doctor.

2024-05-29 16:30:41

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The Haida did some epic journeys in dugout canoes.

2024-05-29 16:26:17

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like a swamp boat with a house on it?

2024-05-29 16:24:08

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I have a cool old book about how to build shacks and it actually includes a section for building pole foundations in swamps and bogs.

2024-05-29 16:17:55

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At least we have the woods, for now.

2024-05-29 16:09:53

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I think the NP is used to signal long term policy plans. They normalize it on the right to create a debate amongst liberals, then the "left" media starts to pro and con that shit, then some progressive liberals jump on board, then it becomes an election issue, then it's implemented no matter who is in charge.

2024-05-29 15:59:25

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https://nationalpost.com/opinion/tasha-kheiriddin-young-people-are-taught-to-hate-canada-mandatory-service-could-fix-that

2024-05-29 15:52:29

Conscription is a great way to start a civil war.

2024-05-28 13:58:31

No surprises here, really, but SARS-COV-2 is Plague's horse.
"We presented that the clade 2.3.4.4b H5N1 avian influenza virus has the potential to cross-infect humans with serious symptoms, especially in individuals already affected by COVID-19."
https://www.hindawi.com/journals/tbed/2024/8819622/

2024-05-28 02:28:26

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LOL. Dude filmed himself shoplifting and posted it online.

2024-05-26 02:17:10

Ghost town, you say? And haunted?!?
Don't mind if I do, shady Realtor.

2024-05-25 20:30:28

🥰 I fucking hate people. 🥰

2024-05-23 17:25:37

Who will you vote for in 2024?

2024-05-22 19:20:03

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I don't think any religion should be able to dictate the bodily autonomy of others at any stage of life. If it's important for a religion, do it when they're old enough to make that decision on their own.
Your beliefs don't grant your rights over the bodies of babies. That's true for all religions, IMO.

2024-05-22 19:11:36

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Not to mention the risks of botched surgeries, infections, loss of sensation, and other damage to the penis.

2024-05-22 19:03:10

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It's atrocious how normalized this is. Removing around half the skin on a baby's penis isn't something that should still be accepted as a matter of course. That's a HUGE "body modification" decision to be making for someone who cannot consent.

2024-05-22 18:01:25

It is so truly bizarre seeing people who were once COVID-cautious absolutely SQUIRM while wearing a mask.
It's suddenly the biggest inconvenience of their lives. A discomfort too great to bear.
What the fuck is up with that?!? They truly seem like they're suffering, to me. I have no sympathy, but yeah.

2024-05-22 17:33:50

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Literally every person that wears N95s properly in shared indoor spaces knows this fact, but it's almost impossible to convince laypeople because they sometimes wore a cloth or surgical mask on their way from the restaurant door to their dining table a few years ago and "somehow" got sick.

2024-05-22 15:42:39

Going to the gym these days is a fucking GREAT way to destroy your heart and body.

2024-05-19 22:34:25

I honestly think COVID does something to your brain to make you think everything is fine.

2024-05-18 01:32:25

It just occurred to me:
If mask bans start going through everywhere, an H5N1 pandemic may be our only hope for survival.

2024-05-17 03:54:20

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they're not actually grains, though.its like a cluster of yeast and bacteria in a gelatinous matrix that the bacteria build.

2024-05-17 03:52:50

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it IS gluten-free...

2024-05-17 03:44:59

[Food]
My water kefir grains have become a kind of pet. I have way too many now, but it's still exciting watching them multiply.
Anyway, I do a different flavour almost every day and today it's dark cherry.
#Fermentation
https://media.zeroes.ca/media_attachments/files/112/454/362/048/272/344/original/5c9e3d18b33da6d2.jpg