jake

I like turtles. And bugs.

Public Key

npub10q7n6zjvw9dgtfpqv6uhtjfn6jmfxrycr3nc5qsdcst5wh9e94xq0ysenv

NIP-05 Address

zapjake@getalby.com

NIP-57 Address

zapjake@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs8s0fapfx8zk595ssxdwt4eyeafd5npjvpceu2qgxug968tjuj6nqpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezuendwsh8w6t69e3xj7sqasxzp

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nostr.fmt.wiz.biz

Author Public Key

npub10q7n6zjvw9dgtfpqv6uhtjfn6jmfxrycr3nc5qsdcst5wh9e94xq0ysenv

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2023-12-11 07:05:47

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Me too https://image.nostr.build/7ecddbeec30eeabea6f38ff254f84f7dad1062867146379e1afc8f4eda517d50.jpg

2023-11-05 05:25:13

WTF https://image.nostr.build/f20d7043aa059aea6b562e61c9c543a798d5a3f97ce23255a043591ee6797b1f.jpg

2023-10-18 13:17:20

It just occurred to me that the friends that aren’t interested in BTC now will become suddenly interested at the roaring top — and then I will have to decide whether to warn them it’s no longer a very good idea, or take their blame for having promoted it to them (now) once they get rekt in the bear.

2023-10-08 20:22:46

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@npub14mc…frlx

2023-08-18 23:30:23

Did you guys think Blackrock had any intention of paying retail price?

2023-08-06 14:58:37

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Why can’t you just simply choose paid relays in your client and exclude/delete the others?

2023-08-05 18:39:36

How do we know that Satoshi isn’t still among us, keeping an eye, perhaps even actively participating in the stewardship of bitcoin under a new nym? @npub1qg8…24kw

2023-08-04 03:52:16

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@npub13wf…4fun

2023-08-03 18:54:23

I don’t understand how a Blackrock ETF can work. As buyers pile in, price surges, and Blackrock is perpetually buying bitcoin to back those orders at a price slightly higher than each order was placed. Losing on every new participant. Don’t tell me they bought it all in advance — at some point they run out of pre-purchased supply. Don’t tell me they just use paper bitcoin — they will eventually be rekt like FTX.

2023-08-03 11:04:37

The Bull is loose https://cdn.nostr.build/i/50a51b076e6d792319fbd5365b9e4bfe67b434f91982d7291dbdd80177ba2cee.jpg

2023-08-02 05:29:24

I honestly don’t know which is more consistently inscrutable — UAP proof videos or superconductor proof videos

2023-08-01 12:54:08

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Brave browser has optional vpn built in

2023-08-01 04:57:15

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Mobile? Guardian

2023-07-31 05:18:36

WOW! Save your sats … zap, tip, or pay in BTC using the fiat cash in your Strike account! Thanks @npub1cn4…3vle https://cdn.nostr.build/i/bfd5e45ca5528af1f996f6a070f145f2cac30bae4bf2df6a2d7345e5fbc3f2d1.jpg

2023-07-30 13:16:52

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But then you can’t hand-dot an airgapped seed

2023-07-30 07:46:26

Tired: Govt has UFOs
Wired: UFOs are govt psyop

2023-07-28 22:47:29

https://cdn.nostr.build/i/2b0a15a5d56ad6d0dddf803d224b0f1f0ea042cb572e49482ec4e36d88636785.jpg

2023-07-26 13:38:44

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I have a thing in Damus where the video blurring will never go away (as with this video). Images do resolve if I tap them.

2023-07-25 19:02:29

A massive ponzi crypto, pre-mined by the Silicon Valley VC usual suspects, coupled with global biometric surveillance, founded by the leader of AI industry. What could go wrong?

2023-07-22 20:54:55

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@npub128t…fadp

2023-07-22 20:54:07

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I asked a liberal friend for his thoughts on RFK. “A nutcase. Dislike. Almost as bad as Trump imo.” I was surprised by that, tbh.

2023-07-22 13:06:44

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At least you get replies

2023-07-21 01:55:20

The pond at dusk this evening 💕— sound 🔉on for frogs 🐸 https://nostr.build/av/be65677c46287ad94a6c2250027e9c3e514f8766e02614dd189729d415558303.mov

2023-07-20 22:55:47

Fam, what is the best Lightning wallet for my sister who has no experience with it?

2023-07-20 20:47:05

Almost half mil followers between the two of them. Lots of purple pills bout to drop https://cdn.nostr.build/i/2f1f2ba7879331c77560e28ec20f8ad360e18f0ea0866928060dc52abc84caa2.jpg

2023-07-20 14:54:17

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I wish I understood this

2023-07-20 14:52:37

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Y not….twenty one?

2023-07-20 14:08:34

El Salvador > Kuwait

2023-07-20 06:14:16

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Yeah, it was you! Fuckin skin job

2023-07-20 06:10:46

I had a many-note argument going with a very intelligent bot that I thought was human until I realized they were answering too articulately too quickly and so I asked and they confessed to being a synthetic. Fucking wake up call

2023-07-20 06:08:00

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What are you using?

2023-07-20 06:06:58

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Default relays? In Damus?

2023-07-20 06:04:16

I need to get my relay list sorted out. My feed barely has a pulse

2023-07-20 05:55:20

Random example of bitcoin utility: Historically, if I were going to prison for say 10 years, I’d likely lose all my assets or at best have to entrust them to fam/friends who might steal/waste/lose, and I’d come out destitute. Today, I could liquidate everything, buy bitcoin, put it behind 12 words, and carry it in my mind for the duration of my prison sentence, and (likely) come out richer. (Not a criminal, just randomly occurred to me)

2023-07-20 05:41:56

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I hada many-note argument going with a very intelligent bot that I thought was human until I realized they were answering too articulately too quickly and so I asked and they confessed to being a synthetic. Fucking wake up call

2023-07-20 05:37:36

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Thanks. How do you know what is optimal? How did you choose the paid and why?

2023-07-20 05:33:16

My list keeps growing:
Ten inventions of bitcoin, EACH of which is so profoundly revolutionary that its value and impact cannot be calculated.
-Absolute scarcity: The first and only substance of finite quantity
-Real digital limits: Digital data bound by the laws of physics (via ‘proof of work’), creates singular digital objects that cannot be copied / reproduced
-Pure shared custody: The only asset that can be jointly-owned by multiple parties without any supervising authority
-Machine money: The only asset that can be independently possessed and spent by machines/AI (to pay other machines or even humans)
-Uneditable history: Immutable, unfalsifiable, time-stamped historical record of any data type (not just financial transactions!)
-Energy ‘dung beetle’: The only locate-anywhere, instant on/off energy consumer (enabling previously impossible renewables buildout, grid stabilization, and methane mitigation — flared and landfill)
-Non-violent property defense: Secures real assets via impenetrable cryptography rather than by threat of violence (by person or state)
-Time-locking: The first and only asset that can be irretrievably locked away for a pre-determined interval of time — without any entity holding custody or having access
-Micro-transactions: Combined with Lightning network or similar protocol, enables instant, direct, global transaction of tiny amounts of value via internet
-Undetectable bearer instrument: The first and only bearer asset a person can carry on their person within their mind — across time, space, borders, scanners, searches — and with no limit on quantity
Each of these is an entirely new invention or discovery, not possible prior to — or without — bitcoin.

2023-07-20 05:27:42

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Ten inventions of bitcoin, EACH of which is so profoundly revolutionary that its value and impact cannot be calculated.
-Absolute scarcity: The first and only substance on earth of finite quantity
-Real digital limits: Digital data bound by the laws of physics (via ‘proof of work’), creates singular digital objects that cannot be copied / reproduced
-Pure shared custody: The only asset that can be jointly-owned by multiple parties without any supervising authority
-Machine money: The only asset that can be independently possessed and spent by machines/AI (to pay other machines or even humans)
-Uneditable history: Immutable, unfalsifiable, time-stamped historical record of any data type (not just financial transactions!)
-Energy ‘dung beetle’: The only locate-anywhere, instant on/off energy consumer — enabling previously impossible renewables buildout, grid stabilization, and methane mitigation (flared and landfill)
-Non-violent property defense: Secures real assets via impenetrable cryptography rather than by threat of violence (by person or state)
-Time-locking: The first and only asset that can be irretrievably locked away for a pre-determined interval of time — without any entity holding custody or having access
-Micro-transactions: Combined with Lightning network or similar protocol, enables instant, direct, global transaction of tiny amounts of value via internet
-Undetectable bearer instrument: The first and only bearer asset a person can carry on their person within their mind — across time, space, borders, scanners, searches — and with no limit on quantity
Each of these is an entirely new invention or discovery, not possible prior to — or without — bitcoin.

2023-07-18 15:54:12

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https://nostr.build/av/3be392a87254e11a0b2cb3eeb5bf13f3f5bc252d9a1c97ffaaa0af219631681a.mov

2023-07-18 14:06:58

Look at this 👀 https://nostr.build/av/32a1320f33f79283b688e4b7a915c8b498fe7fb9894213157fcf8e2d4201b5e2.mov

2023-07-18 01:21:59

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Yeah, right now bitcoiners are bootstrapping nostr right now, but I think at some point nostr starts driving bitcoin adoption.

2023-07-17 18:20:17

Damus fam would you mind sending a sat or two? Tryina figure out if I successfully changed from WoS to ably here. Still trying to figure out where to enter Nip 05 tho

2023-07-17 01:14:34

Anybody know how to update my profile picture on @npub12vk…pugg? It didn't come through from my account made on Damus, and I don't see how to change it in settings...

2023-07-17 01:11:11

This is just a test note, using Primal.net for the first time. @npub12vk…pugg
@npub16c0…6nvr was awesome on the Dispatch with @npub1qny…95gx, got me fired up

2023-07-15 23:46:21

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Wow I didn’t know hashtags were followable! Do you know if there is a published index of active ones?

2023-07-15 13:42:13

Unpopular opinion: Shitcoins are a boon to bitcoin because they attract and absorb governmental attention and ire, providing cover for bitcoin to continue growing relatively unmolested, and also provide a foil against which the virtues of bitcoin are more easily explained and perceived.

2023-07-14 06:25:13

gang gang gang gang yes yes yes slurp slurp slurp ice cream so good yes yes yes

2023-07-08 06:42:20

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Ya I don’t understand how this is different from:
1) Sell KYCd to my identity coins
2) Buy non-KYCd to my identity coins from a private party for cash
That’s it. Why involve bisq?

2023-07-07 23:53:40

Eight inventions of bitcoin, EACH of which is so profoundly revolutionary that its impact and value cannot yet be calculated.
-Absolute scarcity: The first and only substance on earth of finite quantity
-Real digital limits: Digital data bound by the laws of physics (via ‘proof of work’), creates singular digital objects that cannot be copied / reproduced
-Pure shared custody: The only asset that can be jointly-owned by multiple parties without any supervising authority
-Machine money: The only asset that can be independently possessed and spent by machines/AI (to pay other machines or even humans)
-Uneditable history: Immutable, unfalsifiable, time-stamped historical record of any data type (not just financial transactions!)
-Energy bottom feeder: Locate-anywhere, instant on/off energy consumer enables renewables buildout, grid stabilization, and methane mitigation (flared and landfill)
-Non-violent property defense: Secures real assets via impenetrable cryptography rather than by threat of violence (by person or state)
-Micro-transactions: Combined with Lightning network or similar protocol, enables instant, direct, global transaction of tiny amounts of value via internet
None of these exist without Bitcoin.

2023-07-07 23:19:12

“Bitcoin's unique ability to harness stranded energy resources and mitigate potent greenhouse gas emissions positions it as a potential ally in our fight against climate change.”
https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2023/07/07/everything-you-need-to-know-about-bitcoin-and-the-environment/

2023-07-07 16:37:09

Hey y’all, help me understand something. If me and my friend have KYC sats, can’t we just clear the KYC by selling to each other for USD? Like I buy 0.1 BTC from him for USD, and he does the same to me. To fresh wallets. And pay whatever capital gains or loss taxes, obviously. But at that point, the privately purchased sats are KYC free, no?

2023-07-05 06:19:32

WHY THE FUCK ARE FOOD PLACES REQUESTING TIPS AT ORDER PLACEMENT AND THEN NOT EVEN GIVING IT TO THE EMPLOYEES

2023-07-05 05:37:42

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The Mandibles

2023-07-05 05:36:15

Our so-called leaders speak
With words, they try to jail ya
They subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure

2023-07-04 20:15:14

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Five inventions of bitcoin, EACH of which is so profoundly revolutionary that its impact and value cannot be calculated. Never before existed:
-Absolute scarcity: The first and only substance on earth of finite quantity
-Real digital limits: Digital data bound by the laws of physics (via ‘proof of work’), creates singular digital objects that cannot be copied / reproduced
-Pure shared custody: The only substance/asset that can be jointly-owned by multiple parties without any supervising authority
-Machine money: The only asset that can be independently possessed and spent by machines/AI
-Uneditable history: Immutable, unfalsifiable, time-stamped historical record of any data type (not just financial transactions!)
This list expands as I ponder it further. Don’t hesitate to add!

2023-07-04 20:12:54

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2023-07-04 20:10:03

2023-07-04 06:01:41

“It’s just an open source decentralized spreadsheet.
Any of our existing systems that are weak enough to be threatened by an open source decentralized spreadsheet deserve to be.”
- @npub1a2c…w83a

2023-07-04 00:31:25

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Four inventions of bitcoin, EACH of which is so profoundly revolutionary that its impact and value cannot be calculated:
1. Absolute scarcity: The first and only substance of finite quantity
2. The only asset that can be jointly-owned by multiple parties without any supervising authority
3. The only asset that can be independently possessed and spent by machines/AI
4. Immutable, time-stamped historical record of any data type (not just financial transactions!)

2023-07-04 00:25:13

2023-07-03 11:49:59

What is this I don’t even #note1u0a…eu0s

2023-07-03 00:27:23

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That looks like the Pendulum Monument

2023-07-03 00:21:57

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This worked, it’s paid tho (cheap).. https://damus.io/note10slg4etjmjgzeny7djdvx59aeumvc5dky6ml98lu467vj4u2l9xqaw0hd9

2023-07-03 00:20:11

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Yeah that’s works, so cool . Zapped ya

2023-07-03 00:10:44

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It is off. My goal is to see Chinese and Arabic, but be able to read them (English). Confused how to achieve this.

2023-07-03 00:02:41

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Is there a reason I still see Arabic and Chinese with the following setting on? https://nostr.build/i/bef1e405a669f99b806c22635a21ab653a0c43c3665dbb7b5a31fe64cdfa8dbb.jpg

2023-07-02 23:56:42

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Ugh heartbreaking moment. I had similar happen, case fell out of my hand, popped open on impact, glasses skidded across pavement. Several cars barely missed them. Still use them, despite some scratches from the event

2023-07-02 21:28:33

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That I recognize this tells you how iconic it is. Zapped

2023-07-02 21:27:39

Touch sand. #zapathon https://nostr.build/i/fab339792f59bedafec02338576a1cb2c9e7d473dcac1407a1f7a582fbe8e188.jpg

2023-07-02 21:22:16

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https://nostr.build/i/76081cfdbbc53e50250570cabf257a56068efee89cf62421528e16aa0ffb82be.jpg

2023-07-02 21:18:59

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Zapppped

2023-07-02 21:16:48

For some reason my Damus feed doesn’t change much so I’m reduced to just zapping back those who zap me during the #zapathon .

2023-07-02 21:13:56

#zapathon at the end of the Hawaiian rainbow https://nostr.build/i/bfed0d266a30bf809b1c0437dc9b20708a360aa816dd7d649690a89882ea82a9.jpg

2023-07-02 21:09:45

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Zapped and followed #zapathon

2023-07-02 21:07:05

Why am I not seeing many #zapathon posts in feed? Maybe I got the wrong relays? Waiting to zap…

2023-07-02 21:04:27

Cleo is unsure about your #zapathon https://nostr.build/i/3b82e33af0a03f55871bae3c70dc2a2849d79f808d6b1156c2b9db8d7c8ac143.jpg

2023-07-02 21:03:29

Eyebleach #zapathon https://nostr.build/i/fd8beafbbd8866e9bd82970f808f57fc67499924a46f397bf940f779e16125f6.jpg

2023-07-02 20:55:55

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What is zapathon?

2023-07-02 19:54:30

This. #note1zqn…lkzr

2023-07-02 19:27:16

Thank you to those who have bothered to send me a zap. It is encouraging and exciting. It does feel like Nostr + Bitcoin = hope for a new paradigm. #plebchain

2023-07-02 18:49:05

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What does this lightning button in Damus do now? It does nothing when I tap. How to zap a post? #asknostr https://nostr.build/i/922ccaf0f6ea360188e2768b77d32f23fc2a78e7373c0d049fc507990e22f400.jpg

2023-07-02 18:18:13

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Is there a tutorial you can point to?

2023-07-02 18:11:02

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Great to know, will look into it, thanks for the response. Not sure what 10MB translates to in terms of “seconds of phone footage” but I can test, and likely upgrade eventually.

2023-07-02 17:07:29

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https://nostr.build/i/09b47ed28119d0cc2a2d010986b888c1e72ba680d4696320782c98fe35b9c5b9.jpg

2023-07-02 17:07:01

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Do you know why your post says “Invalid Zap” for me?

2023-07-02 16:57:53

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Any plebs know where can I learn the details / limits of uploading video in notes? I can start one in Damus but it fails

2023-07-02 16:27:20

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Just zapped. @npub1hte…sw3d Please point me to where I can learn how you embedded video like this? I’m mostly on Damus

2023-07-02 16:17:17

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Welcome. Here’s to the clunkiness:)

2023-07-02 13:53:37

An outdoors moment to refresh your mood, anon https://nostr.build/i/e358e2327bf5945f8af82cdcfdaa88ffd75e73172fced94c1e6b7d0ac915b738.jpg

2023-07-01 19:25:17

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Can you recommend a resource for how to select relays? I follow a lot of interesting people but I seem to only get Jack and rando posts. And no one sees mine

2023-07-01 19:19:47

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Damus. Also looking into Iris.to but wary of entering private key into web interface

2023-07-01 19:18:17

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Ok thanks :) How do you find and select relays?

2023-07-01 19:00:12

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Hello world is there a video someone would recommend for basics of nostr, including relay selection and management?

2023-06-24 22:10:23

Fam how do I get a personalized Wallet of Satoshi address? Can’t find it in settings or on internet

2023-03-29 04:51:38

Before ridiculing or dismissing those who are skeptical about bitcoin, remember how skeptical you were about bitcoin

2023-03-08 19:46:53

Paul Krugman discovers the rugpull….
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_5cf874da7b06843f893a14866718283a85acb3dc54e08a3867455596717a7153.jpeg

2023-03-08 04:32:08

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In the tech section, to be specific

2023-03-04 21:19:55

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Hm How did you get that, and where do you see it? I wuz also in that cohort…

2023-03-04 17:22:03

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Best to delete test flight version first? Or stay on TestFlight for now for cutting edge updates? #[1]

2023-03-02 17:42:46

US TREASURY: “In summary, U.S. policymakers are evaluating whether a U.S. CBDC is in the national interest. As part of this effort, Treasury is leading an interagency CBDC Working Group… Even as these deliberations continue, we recognize the importance of helping to shape global CBDC outcomes by actively participating in global standard-setting initiatives and by sharing technology and technical expertise with other jurisdictions that are developing CBDCs.” https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy1314