ShadowBroker :pondering_orb: :windmilloffriendship:

I fucking hate living here. Had to wait in my car an extra half hour because the police blocked off my street because some nigger was going to kill himself. Luckily it was being wrapped up when I got here.

2024-08-05 15:39:56

Goodbye retirement savings
https://i.poastcdn.org/a83be0d0470dd24432abf2d954ff831ef0bb664dee3817efcd84cfe3d20a7dec.PNG

2024-08-05 07:32:15

👀
https://i.poastcdn.org/fc4765b9b747776ae5fda459996ae239a949b031b47076f24d6fb7ce0617644b.PNG

2024-08-05 04:24:55

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I have no dip money.

2024-08-05 04:23:16

Supposedly the stock market is going to crash tomorrow?
https://i.poastcdn.org/98c4760dd77d27f7cc908ae0b93aeb9aaa1f25cd2bdc8e1d4fdbd39c8f2bf743.webm

2024-08-04 03:36:24

https://i.poastcdn.org/0c8252e06bee374f4336587d3f4f9f72674b11d8025649c48c025f25c860307a.png

2024-08-01 04:20:56

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Would be badass to say "Release the bees..."

2024-08-01 04:13:14

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Seeing as I live in the city I don't think the local zoo life would appreciate it. Then again...

2024-08-01 04:08:47

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I've thought about that, honey bees are really important for the environment too.

2024-08-01 04:01:59

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Hopefully someday I'll live somewhere I can own a few.

2024-08-01 03:58:50

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Pretty sure I have frozen bags of vegetables that are a few years old.

2024-08-01 03:52:39

>buys vegetables
>waits over a week
Hmm, maybe I'll eat that broccoli now... and it's rotten.

2024-07-30 00:08:59

https://i.poastcdn.org/83e431412795a594b93333f37d5d563f02ca6b152d6edd9da5a12f53bc711fd6.jpg

2024-07-29 23:36:48

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Yuri is my favorite anime genre, I mean character.

2024-07-29 22:56:34

Does Randbot not do Mondays anymore?

2024-07-28 04:36:22

https://i.poastcdn.org/38028429562a47f8c7d83e737c60826b7a0a2210b1c391b19028c780598472c6.jpg

2024-07-27 16:42:15

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>there's no oversight and no punishment.
hence second shift is best shift

2024-07-27 03:14:01

https://i.poastcdn.org/806713750f575839fa5224579daaf630adf4451e40e749f52e11d3a46f2e8bef.png

2024-07-26 05:49:21

That Turkey Tom guy is kinda gay despite making some decent docs

2024-07-23 04:37:44

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GIWTWM

2024-07-23 04:37:14

If I had a dollar for every time it sounded like someone's gas line exploded in this neighborhood I'd have five dollars this year.

2024-07-22 04:46:27

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You're supposed to help me get through my work shift Rand and you'll be gone 3 of the 5 days. At least get Pond to come back.

2024-07-21 17:39:07

fug
https://i.poastcdn.org/0cbbee81a64278ddfe760981d41ce8a99c2e649e3448dcc382fd25681f70a0ed.jpg

2024-07-19 07:21:27

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WHAT, IS GOING ON?

2024-07-17 03:53:05

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They found that in the shooter's duffle bag

2024-07-17 03:35:00

Odysee wiped out Nordic Frontier's channel. @npub1s5d…wy9v
https://i.poastcdn.org/fcea0e5e31ba8d07da385c2f65b253534548f2af387ae25774a05461d72d4c21.PNG

2024-07-16 23:08:38

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https://i.poastcdn.org/63372b74b7a35fca4cbee97f631193cc888a8535915e8b4a47ce40bc1cac2088.jpg

2024-07-16 15:03:51

Chat is this real?
https://i.poastcdn.org/5d814992548d03cc3d9437bdb81c3d9fce1f49bd246052eea658f7842a317b9b.jpg

2024-07-14 17:29:46

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I like how Ep4 is only like 18-20 years after Ep3 but everyone acts like the clone wars were 100 years ago.

2024-07-14 09:53:12

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Mr Money Bags over here

2024-07-14 09:27:54

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nowadays you have to write for yourself and forget any profitable aspirations.

2024-07-14 09:10:50

Just woke up, anything important happen the last 8 hours?
https://i.poastcdn.org/4111794deaacba1754e97aaeeb68d77323b755b6492e36b43d81d8becf2a13ea.jpg

2024-07-13 04:41:48

https://i.poastcdn.org/7a12159bba1b331b28179a5316816c8de31467b9df13db997a1ad25f7c418d3a.jpg

2024-07-12 14:32:37

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I still don't know what it is

2024-07-11 17:49:00

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I may be a man but I still got uoh needs

2024-07-11 16:06:18

I'm in my 30s and already feel like this.
https://i.poastcdn.org/3ad076f7512a134b52552f1f599cea11f6fbdab67d68c2e38c1cf561a8ee277e.jpg

2024-07-11 05:33:32

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Who's stream?

2024-07-10 06:48:52

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https://i.poastcdn.org/367e4056c758415a0abb285478db45dd700996f2ab37c4e620afad4c83491234.mp4

2024-07-10 05:45:23

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Poast is better.
https://i.poastcdn.org/69aac0a1148239e8c93b1d45cfacce3b0a12e8ee97010e1052eb9c860b8f62bf.gif

2024-07-08 10:39:54

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God thinks he hates the jews but he doesn't hate them enough.

2024-07-07 15:27:42

This is the first positive thing to happen to baseball since the end of WW2
https://i.poastcdn.org/718e5c2887e564045a40c599c4b60f523b9d33d6c2badfab4e6e43cbc7ccb4c7.jpg

2024-07-07 00:21:02

Witnessed two separate nigger families all riding mobile carts at Kroger. I can only imagine what it would be like to shop for groceries if Kroger had enough mobile carts for every nigger.
https://i.poastcdn.org/bab3ed99716bf908e2329a3993d6ec319ff5b0280bd4a614a307a9930fa605b3.gif

2024-07-06 23:25:04

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Wait until he sees President Pippa
https://i.poastcdn.org/b6a609d7a08e2ee348f429dfb3c5716ed370d8c69f765d5253d20266462e6f9c.png

2024-07-04 04:21:35

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twitter

2024-07-04 04:19:49

:uoh: uoh need 20yo Ursula Haverbeck
https://i.poastcdn.org/45df404bfdc7830becaf0da193688d20cef0ba0dd294b26141c129680f9eb7c2.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/8129184f275c2c0f47a5bca08b47026f340691eceba7db80f5edb426c8858e0c.jpg

2024-07-04 03:18:01

Based
https://i.poastcdn.org/78bf71449161d7695389de55ca5667aa02c71c1f5d413eefd25523fdd2f6f6d4.mp4

2024-07-03 07:29:52

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It's cool that your son got to go to space.

2024-07-03 07:26:16

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no because no one calls

2024-07-02 23:10:47

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Imagine being Jonny's neighbor and hearing these rants at all hours.

2024-07-02 03:29:36

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Have any of the Justices been drone striked?

2024-06-28 06:09:27

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Q predicted this

2024-06-20 04:20:56

Inside look at the Poast warehouse.
https://i.poastcdn.org/60b144b897d6eadbe9a0befb59ee47d01410bcdc5400a234719fc5cbe9a6fe93.png

2024-06-14 17:22:08

lol, lmao
https://i.poastcdn.org/d1a4cb5236538772937189d6fa0c874a960d369bf2292c9995ddd5254e5ebf11.PNG

2024-06-13 03:22:29

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I just got home from work, barely got my boots off and this drunk boomer knocks on my door "What are you doing in there? What are you up to?"
It's like bro, fuck off

2024-06-13 03:17:00

I'm trapped in my own house because if I go outside my neighbor will come talk to me about stupid shit I don't give a fuck about.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a2d59b65869c594eb0228bbfaf6bba8c047306a0e596e27cd8a64d972602c4c8.jpg

2024-06-12 21:21:54

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Good, now my racist friends won't see how many Japanese models I've liked.

2024-06-10 21:57:45

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One day I'll have a three monitor set up
Then fuck it up so only two of them kinda work

2024-06-10 21:55:16

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This is what the landscape looks like
https://i.poastcdn.org/5b46fd952c84d972d299e58b3ba63cebc26870345b8c40bd53e0a204c9340395.jpeg

2024-06-08 21:52:18

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https://i.poastcdn.org/be6164901234790ae1c9a6b512889408541a2fd7ff22d47ac49086eeaaca94ea.jpg

2024-06-06 18:59:30

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when the machine began to hate...

2024-06-05 08:40:13

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Tomorrow I'll try to remember to upload more

2024-06-05 08:39:19

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poast.tv/c/marty_videos/videos?s=1 forgot link

2024-06-05 08:38:47

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I do, in fact, I have Ep 1-10 uploaded on Poast tv. I have the rest, I just need to upload them.

2024-06-05 08:34:23

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That's just Marty Plays the Sims but the sexes reversed.

2024-06-05 08:22:30

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I get that, but I can't look at the memes the same way after seeing what an asshole he was.

2024-06-05 08:17:55

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But he was an unreasonable man who did unreasonable things.

2024-06-05 05:50:09

Make sure to watermark your memes.
https://i.poastcdn.org/f3170f1e9ddaa5e0c5ccf72feec2fb7b1d64529a233c7797b76422590e8dded1.PNG

2024-06-02 17:27:28

https://i.poastcdn.org/7e4d5e332dbecda549c210034182a23ca217ffbac6b762b84e38e167beb05160.jpg

2024-05-30 07:16:54

wtf it's 47 degrees here
https://i.poastcdn.org/3c972653b5a0a526942b9b5e19bfa947e529df61f84efefaf502718c89ae9b9d.jpg

2024-05-30 06:28:57

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I hid her birth control (it's in the trash)

2024-05-30 06:26:03

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https://i.poastcdn.org/12a5b71c833c84eb8ab31f3f24634ad579e1fbc6e938f841d5a149ad6f96889b.jpg

2024-05-30 06:24:50

Found Rand's Christmas gift early this year.
https://i.poastcdn.org/25adf03f29a14f3b24b86c956b1b498e25993e8bc88780d25d610888e975c45f.jpg

2024-05-28 14:38:38

Instead of organizing my downloads folder I think I'll just delete all 26k files

2024-05-28 05:31:09

>I WILL GO TO THE GYM TOMORROW
>I WILL GO TO THE GYM TOMORROW
>I WILL GO TO THE GYM TOMORROW
>I WILL GO TO THE GYM TOMORROW
>I WILL GO TO THE GYM TOMORROW
>I WILL GO TO THE GYM TOMORROW
>I WILL GO TO THE GYM TOMORROW
https://i.poastcdn.org/8c3cf077697872c104e3827a5f2474ebcd8b98c9bd95c66d15081fa66a436101.png

2024-05-26 04:51:00

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If Hillary had won in '16 we'd still all be putting our hopes behind Trump, unless he had won in '20 then we'd still be right where we are.

2024-05-25 20:36:42

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>When go to a bar dressed up I usually get sexually harassed by Asian women
Oh man I can't believe that happens, what kind of bar is that? Like where is it? So I can make sure I don't go there.
https://i.poastcdn.org/7a2a437f1656b7bd5f742739dacdb6d72f5687d7b5279ffc80cef786476bc11e.gif

2024-05-25 02:45:20

Should I bother getting dressed up and going to the bar? Maybe I'll see a white woman under 40 there.

2024-05-24 08:22:16

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@npub159f…vg75 is dead

2024-05-24 05:16:19

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shoosh

2024-05-24 05:15:55

:uoh: tfw no HR gf
#note1gf5…fqam

2024-05-24 05:15:10

If I owned twitter, banning nigger reaction images would be in the top five things I would do.

2024-05-22 07:57:33

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I do work hard, and I'm doing the blue collar job I'm really meant for, but it doesn't pay like it did in the 70s-90s.

2024-05-22 07:38:39

>Be smart enough to see through 80 years of propaganda and recognize who really pulls the strings in world politics.
>Also too retarded to make six figures and land a wife.
I wish a meteor would hit my house.
#note1w72…vxvr

2024-05-22 06:36:06

https://i.poastcdn.org/098d6b137b817993e2e80618db9208a0ab1a6395bf09749880d4d364a6a142c6.jpg

2024-05-16 21:17:29

fucked up all my plans by taking a nap

2024-05-16 13:05:25

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a little meth, as a treat

2024-05-15 21:15:27

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZtjBnCmB6w
@npub159f…vg75

2024-05-13 16:28:43

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Seems like a slight bit of We Wuzzing but I'll allow it.