taber

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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2024-11-08 16:43:24

a very durable city tourism tip: don’t be confined by the trains, use the buses liberally!!!
- you can see the city as you move instead of being stuck underground
- buses run along the interesting avenues
- most routes terminate at transfer points and train stations if you get turned around
- more opportunities to just hop off if something catches your eye
- they just go more dang places than the train!

2024-11-08 01:35:40

eating ice cream!!! they only got this stuff in "New York City" ;D
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2024-11-01 23:53:15

whatever happens w/r/t this country at least you can still get a 44oz (1.3L in Communism Units) limeade with crushed ice for $1.90 (€1.75 in Italian or whatever)
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2024-09-23 13:21:48

a toxic trait I have is I really do love asking "does anybody know what happened here" when I already know very fucking well what happened here

2024-07-31 11:53:17

people always going "autistic people need support from their friends and family <3," "autistic people need patience <3" when what autistic people actually need is a comprehensive, peer-reviewed database of human behaviors paired with an advanced search mechanism so you can type in a thing that you do and find out if it is an Autistic Thing, a Weird Guy But Not Autistic Thing, or by some miracle an Actually Everyone Does That Thing

2024-07-08 15:00:32

thinking about this recent photograph of Sarah Palin again
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2024-07-05 15:50:50

all this energy going into "AI" could be used to build mechs imo

2024-05-22 03:30:03

news flash: Australians call pacifiers for babies "dummies"
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2024-04-03 21:25:05

The details here are a lot like when crypto firms started collapsing at a pace - the revenue model never got beyond the underpants gnome phase while the bills for the computing resources went into the extremely real lien-able debt phase https://www.theregister.com/2024/04/03/stability_ai_bills/
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2024-03-10 01:11:44

this is a Glenn Close in FATAL ATTRACTION (1987) Outfit Blog
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2024-03-06 04:46:39

pleased to say that my connections from when I was a minor league baseball blogger have come through and I have successfully copped early merch from Virginia's newest uncomfortably horny mascotted summer league team
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2024-03-03 14:49:57

TIL that every time a Rivian car drives past my house, its key signature is recorded by my Home Assistant install 😆
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2024-03-03 00:16:57

after last time I thought we would have learned our lesson and stopped giving Maureen Dowd edibles but
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2024-02-27 05:36:20

Lenovo figures you're looking for Bulgarian/Brazil Portuguese/Spanish or Polish/Portuguese/English those are the two language groups
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2024-02-26 02:49:20

love finding out that Lenovo is making Mac OS lap top computers from Google which is good at knowing things about what stuff is
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2024-02-17 17:01:41

living above a cursed retail space is wild every 6-9 months there's a week of intensive construction as yet another poor sucker dumps the entirety of a small business loan into trying to make something out of it that they will occupy for 3-5 months before one day a court summons is taped up to the door and they're never heard from again

2024-02-17 01:56:35

what percentage of the gay community derived the root of their chastity kink from Maid Marion in ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS (1993)
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2024-02-14 01:02:17

I have owned this device only for long enough to pop in a MicroSD card, install the latest firmware, and brute force a couple remote controls and I am already so in love
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2024-02-10 13:47:22

good bright sunny morning from Chincoteague, where my life is currently being changed by a perfect Pineapple Danish and a powerful iced milk coffee from this Vietnamese coffee shop
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2024-01-30 00:59:38

boy oh BOY does the US government have something exciting you might be able to try if you live in AZ, CA, FL, MA, NV, NH, NY, SD, TN, TX, WA or WY and have fairly simple taxes: the pilot to file *directly* with the IRS is now open!!!!!!!!11!!! https://directfile.irs.gov/
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2024-01-21 23:11:25

been a while since we all processed what the Dutch call Cinderella so let’s do it again
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2024-01-14 04:36:35

As part of the START treaty with the Soviet Union, the US committed to destroying 365 B-52 bombers. They were flown to Arizona and cut up with a 13,000 pound guillotine, then left in place for several months so that the Russians could verify via satellite that they had been truly destroyed before being sold for scrap. Here's the guillotine in action:
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2024-01-12 16:11:48

Just because a group is referred to as "rebels" doesn't make them some kind of fuckin laudable Star Wars-ass tyranny avengers, you simple shits

2024-01-12 01:37:03

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@npub1agu…j0sk @npub1a24…dkqm it's a good read, and I'll feel a lot better about it without the creepy crawlies on where that 10% goes for sure! you'll enjoy!

2024-01-12 01:17:24

In @npub1a24…dkqm 's latest Platformer on why he's taking it off Substack, he bullet points the precise correct briefs on why laissez-faire strident-free-speech-at-all-costs-ism doesn't hold as air cover for letting Nazis make money on your watch:
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2024-01-09 16:50:11

I think this is where I would simply quit being a lawyer. I would just stop.
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2024-01-05 22:44:21

Google is so broken lmao was thinking "a steak would be good tonight!!! maybe there is somewhere different I could try" and clicking through the very first result for "steakhouse richmond va" I am given not just one, but a comprehensive inventory of Taco Bell franchise locations
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2023-12-15 06:12:02

past the"humidifier" stage what I need is one of those grocery store lettuce blasting systems

2023-12-11 15:15:13

don’t you dare try to show me tips on startup I am not trainable

2023-11-13 03:36:52

Linda Belcher is the only mom on television I want to be my mom

2023-10-14 13:54:13

no idea how I would word this better but I think it would be different than this
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2023-10-03 16:14:56

I know why I really do know why but I get so mad when I have to import anything in java.util.* like you can't find a List you dumb bitch

2023-09-14 02:48:50

The thing that makes Ouija boards work has a name - the Ideomotor Effect, where people can make genuinely involuntary movements that are consistent with their expectations https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideomotor_phenomenon

2023-09-11 15:43:16

what, exactly, is wrong with numbers
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2023-09-08 14:58:42

do people not realize that "Pearl Jam" means "cum"

2023-08-20 23:27:54

on the one hand this disused Methodist church in Appalachia is in my price range and has several exciting features like septic and electricity, on the other hand, it has been suggested to me that occupying this property as my residence opens me to entirely novel never-before-seen varieties of interesting hate crimes, on the third hand, it _is_ in my price range. much too think about
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2023-08-20 18:04:33

what in the fuckolastic SHIT are these undergrads moving in to their dorms that their parents have packed their SUVs full *and* rented a U-Haul trailer. how is there room for any of that. I had a full suitcase, a desktop computer and a CRT monitor when I went to college and that was too much shit. what is HAPPENING

2023-08-11 16:40:48

lmao is there something you can do for burnout other than less work there is so much I have to do so I can't do that

2023-08-09 18:43:03

vapes are already stolen cigarette valor, so two layers of stolen valor is STRAIGHT DOWN IN HELL
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2023-07-06 23:40:38

huge mood out here
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2023-06-18 00:32:59

these same two questions are the first asked about literally any entity that has their name on a tower in Northern Virginia
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