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2025-04-01 20:23:18

@nprofile…z3m7
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The former MAGA mouthpiece sold her Tesla this weekend, claims Musk cut her child support by 60 percent.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/in-which-ashley-st-clair-continues

2025-01-10 13:59:02

@nprofile…7aap
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Oh no, it was STAGED?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/sounds-like-greenlanders-hate-don

2024-11-23 15:05:45

@nprofile…z3m7
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Like a raw one? Is that a thing?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/happy-eat-a-cranberry-day

2024-10-29 12:35:02

SEVEN DAYS. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 29, 2004
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That's how many days.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/seven-days-tabs-tues-oct-29-2004

2024-10-26 14:10:01

Happy Hug A Sheep Day!
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That actually seems like an excellent time!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/happy-hug-a-sheep-day

2024-10-24 16:00:01

Oh Look, It’s The US Naval Academy Canceling Lecture On Authoritarians Under Pressure From The Heritage Foundation
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Seems pretty thought-police-y!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-its-the-us-naval-academy

2024-10-24 14:40:01

FTC Won't Let Companies Run Fake Reviews Anymore, Five Stars AAAAA++
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Excellent rule, would regulate again!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/ftc-wont-let-companies-run-fake-reviews

2024-10-24 14:15:01

Ben Shapiro: Trump Voters Don't Care If He Loves Hitler, Because Street Crime In LA
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There are no uncrossable lines for these people.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/ben-shapiro-trump-voters-dont-care

2024-10-24 13:35:03

Georgia Audit Finds Whopping 20 Noncitizens Registered To Vote In Whole Damn State
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Crisis averted.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/georgia-audit-finds-whopping-20-noncitizens

2024-10-24 13:00:03

Brian Kilmeade: When Trump Said He Loves Hitler’s Generals, He Just Meant They’re Good Listeners!
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Count on Brian for an answer that he made in the corner in his Pull-Ups and now he's handing it to you.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/brian-kilmeade-when-trump-said-he

2024-10-23 20:40:01

Wonkette's Today In News Saw Professor Obama Making Babies And The Baby Looked At Me
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Afternoon post roundup!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkettes-today-in-news-saw-professor

2024-10-23 19:55:00

America! Where Even Rock Stars Need To Crowdfund Their Medical Care
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Friends of Matthew Sweet have had to set up a GoFundMe after he had a stroke while on tour with Hanson.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/america-where-even-rock-stars-need

2024-10-23 17:30:01

Guess Which Absolute Moron Is Reportedly On Trump's Short List For Attorney General?
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Come on, Aileen!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/guess-which-absolute-moron-is-reportedly

2024-10-23 16:15:03

Tim Pool Taking Break To Spend Time With His Non-Existent Family
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That's not even a joke.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/tim-pool-taking-break-to-spend-time

2024-10-23 14:45:01

Would Harris Pardon Trump And Let Republicans Control Women Just A Little? Or Nah, F*ck Off?
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NBC's Hallie Jackson has questions!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/would-harris-pardon-trump-and-let

2024-10-23 13:20:01

Why, O Lord, Didst Kamala Harris Persecute Thy Righteous Fanboys Who Heckled Her?
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And where's the smiting? She needs a smiting!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/why-o-lord-didst-kamala-harris-persecute

2024-10-22 20:30:02

It's Two Weeks Until The Election, So Here Come The Conspiracy Theorists!
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It's almost like the GOP is expecting to lose.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/its-two-weeks-until-the-election

2024-10-22 19:35:02

Live: Let's Watch Tim Walz, Barack Obama Arm-Wrestle For Title Of 'America's Dad'
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Aww, you guys! It's a tie! Now hug!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/live-lets-watch-tim-walz-barack-obama

2024-10-22 17:55:01

Sleazy Ex-Abercrombie CEO Arrested For Sexually Exploiting Aspiring Models
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Also sex trafficking and 'interstate prostitution.'
https://www.wonkette.com/p/sleazy-ex-abercrombie-ceo-arrested

2024-10-22 16:05:01

Blah'd Runner: Who's Suing Elon Musk Today?
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And the canvassing and voter-bribing isn't going too great either.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/blahd-runner-whos-suing-elon-musk

2024-10-22 15:40:01

We Guess Ron DeSantis Just Loves Threatening Businesses!
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As the judge said, 'It's the First Amendment, stupid.' No, he said that in a decision!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/we-guess-ron-desantis-just-loves

2024-10-22 14:40:01

Virginia AG Charged Election Official With ???, Now In Stage Of 'Finding Out'
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No, not finding out what he charged her with, that's still secret.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/virginia-ag-charged-election-official

2024-10-22 14:15:02

Hey! Who Wants Some Romantic Advice From Cheryl Hines?
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DUDE.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/hey-who-wants-some-romantic-advice

2024-10-22 13:05:01

Black NAZI! Mark Robinson Has Worse Lawyers Than Donald Trump
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Omigod you guyz! OmigodOmigodOmigod!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/black-nazi-mark-robinson-has-worse

2024-10-22 11:15:02

What Does Trump Call A FEMA Worker With Two Black Eyes? Tabs, Tues., Oct. 22, 2024
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Morning news roundup!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/what-does-trump-call-a-fema-worker

2024-10-21 20:50:02

Wonkette's News Of Today Is So Nice We Named It But Seriously It's Like Eight Nice Times
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Afternoon post roundup!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkettes-news-of-today-is-so-nice

2024-10-21 20:30:01

California's Minimum Wage Hikes Actually Working Out Very Well, Thank You!
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And with just a 15 cent increase on a four dollar burger.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/californias-minimum-wage-hikes-actually

2024-10-21 19:35:01

Central Park (Exonerated!) Five Sue Trump To Take Their Names Out Of His Filthy Racist Mouth
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May they win a billion dollars.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/central-park-exonerated-five-sue

2024-10-21 18:35:01

Trump Finally Gets Real Job. For 20 Minutes.
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And one that isn't too taxing on his giant brain.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-finally-gets-real-job-for-20

2024-10-21 16:40:01

Elon Musk Now Straight Up Bribing People To Vote For Trump
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You can win *extremely Dr. Evil voice* one meeee-llion dollars.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/elon-musk-now-straight-up-bribing

2024-10-21 15:35:03

Elections Officials Prepping For (More) Terrorism
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Because some people really do not want democracy!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/elections-officials-prepping-for

2024-10-21 15:15:01

Strikes Work: Boeing Offers Workers Contract With 35 Percent Wage Increase
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Congratulations, Boeing workers!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/strikes-work-boeing-offers-workers

2024-10-21 13:40:01

Trump Just Up Here Talking About Arnold Palmer's Nine-Iron, We Mean His Dick.
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Is this guy even going to make it for 16 more days?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-just-up-here-talking-about

2024-10-21 11:15:01

Does Strep Make You Trans? Tabs, Mon., Oct. 21, 2024
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Morning news roundup!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/does-strep-make-you-trans-tabs-mon

2024-10-20 19:25:01

Welcome To Sunday Day Drinking, With Today's Cocktail, The Arnold Palmer!
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Plus some little cocktail weenies. Because.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-sunday-day-drinking-with

2024-10-20 15:05:01

'Exhausted' Trump Naps In Michigan Policy Meeting
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And Wonkette was there!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/exhausted-trump-naps-in-michigan

2024-10-19 19:05:01

More Holes In Tim Sheehy's Accidental / Friendly Fire Shooting Story Than In His Arm
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Lying liar still favored to beat Jon Tester in Senate race, because Montana.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/more-holes-in-tim-sheehys-accidental

2024-10-19 17:35:01

That Time We Did Real Life Norma Rae
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October 19, 1980, in labor history!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/that-time-we-did-real-life-norma

2024-10-19 14:15:02

Happy International Sloth Day!
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Sloths like the animals, not sloth like the deadly sin.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/happy-international-sloth-day

2024-10-18 20:25:02

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Witch's Night In!
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In which your bartender barely makes his deadline.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-1f6

2024-10-18 19:45:01

Exhausted Trump Repels Al Smith Dinner With Terrible Low-Energy Speech. Sad!
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We don't care that POLITICO thinks he 'WON THE DAY.'
https://www.wonkette.com/p/exhausted-trump-repels-al-smith-dinner

2024-10-18 18:15:01

Missouri, Kansas, And Idaho Are Suing The FDA Because They Don't Have Enough Teen Moms
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I'm sorry, what?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/missouri-kansas-and-idaho-are-suing

2024-10-18 17:00:01

Watch Kamala Harris ANNIHILATE Donald Trump, Reducing Him To His Component Molecules
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Yes, literally! It's quite messy!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/watch-kamala-harris-annihilate-donald

2024-10-18 16:25:01

Ken Paxton Sues Texas Pediatrician For Crime Of Treating Her Transgender Patients
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Wherever a child suffers, ol' Genitalia Ken will be there to make it worse.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/ken-paxton-sues-texas-pediatrician