Chiefmonkey

https://hodlr.rocks

Laser cutter bitcoin artist https://hodlr.rocks & founder of https://plebeian.market

Public Key

npub1a3um269aaf3u5cy37kuykrrrnsg2pyv7za06pxjduv25lq5sdujs2qmdj6

NIP-05 Address

chiefmonkey@hodlr.rocks

NIP-57 Address

chiefmonkey@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswc7d4dz775c72vzgltwztp33ecy9qjx0pwhaqnfx7x920s2gx7fgprpmhxue69uhkymm4de3k2u3wdehhxarjv4jjumt9qy2hwumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgt8njgm

Publishing to

bouncer.nostree.me

eden.nostr.land

Author Public Key

npub1a3um269aaf3u5cy37kuykrrrnsg2pyv7za06pxjduv25lq5sdujs2qmdj6

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Last Notes

2025-04-02 07:01:43

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Love them mate 👌
Get them up on @nprofile…8vjy and we’ll give you a shout out as well

2025-03-29 12:39:49

Hold a question in your head and open up this book
It’s a bit like the i-ching
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2025-03-18 09:00:20

GM
https://m.primal.net/PjzV.jpg

2025-03-07 18:52:35

Little present for @nprofile…ynjp at the #SovEng 04 @nprofile…q3jg
A collaboration with @nprofile…4cf0 👌
“Little rock Big future”
Laser cut Bitcoin Nostr Art
A play with the Free Madeira (& Bitcoin Atlantis) Logo and André’s favourite Monstera plant which is the logo f another one of his ventures… I couldn’t resist giving it some Nostrich wings of freedom
Enjoy
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2025-02-26 06:34:53

Playing with this is a joy
#nevent1q…qzgh

2025-02-20 15:11:13

New features and updates woooo
#nevent1q…h77d

2025-02-04 18:43:20

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Jack I'd love to give you a tour round the Plebeian app... and tell you about the full vision.
https://Plebeian.Market is just one installation and demonstration of the first app.
It's a content management system and focusses on both communities and commerce. 100% nostr/bitcoin native.
Below you can see the Circular Economic Community Builder in action (terrible name I know) Sellers can donate a % of their sales to the communities they chose, when the buyers pay the money gets split.
https://m.primal.net/OQOb.mp4

2025-01-31 03:18:13

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100% human right?

2025-01-29 17:21:07

https://image.nostr.build/1ccd0a77f7a442b5c7fbef44b9d7be512805d92f549a96842d28b3ed83728ffe.png
JOB ALERT:
I am looking for a new freedom tech lover to join the team at Plebeian.
Some of you may think of Plebeian as a marketplace but thats simply the first app of an infinitely extendable content management system and a circular economic community builder. An anything app if you will.
I am looking for a developer with a demonstrable portfolio of bitcoin/nostr projects, work, commits etc somebody who is known and active in the community. You will have bags of initiative and be willing to take the lead when necessary.
It's just 20 hours a week because I want you to have other projects and time with your family... however, the pay is pretty decent and 100% in bitcoin... speak to the other members of the team.
Please check out the project on Github, it is of course FOSS... https://github.com/PlebeianApp/plebeian.market
If you're up for a video chat please get in touch.

2025-01-27 00:15:44

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Yes I’ve been on it… no it doesn’t work
Very simple… there are too many cross over points between cars moving in opposite directions
Do the cars in that ad look like they’re flowing freely? No
That’s why it’s the only one in the world
A single roundabout with a universal direction of flow was and is perfect…
Bureaucrats literally tried to reinvent the wheel

2025-01-24 16:39:02

So easy to setup a shop and add your products with the all new https://Plebeian.Market https://video.nostr.build/cd798b00c9c551c5aefb6706c7a4ba861bb41994a2a993762bbbb5b59baee948.mp4

2025-01-22 18:47:28

After 8 months and a total rebuild of Plebeian Market I'm incredibly proud of the team... they nailed it beyond my imagination :
@nprofile…925x @nprofile…z2tt @nprofile…8uqp @nprofile…xyhg @nprofile…xxn0 and @nprofile…wqdy take a bow 🫡
https://plebeian.market/
This is a click through of the buying experience 👇 lovely music too
https://m.primal.net/NvDj.mp4

2025-01-18 11:52:04

My parents fridge is filled with seed oils and processed food
Can anyone recommend me a positive documentary about seed oils, fake food… and the healthy alternative of full fat, protein etc
https://m.primal.net/NmMc.jpg

2025-01-08 16:10:49

We’re in the finally stages before releasing 100% rebuild of the plebeian app
I couldn’t be more proud of the Plebeian team… they’re a bunch of fcking beasts
Satoshi would approve
(with a modest nod of his straw hat of course)
https://m.primal.net/NXqv.png

2025-01-07 08:56:41

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Surely you mean 15?

2025-01-07 08:48:48

GM
Note to self: must stream harder
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2025-01-04 09:39:46

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It’s pretty slick so far
Tiny ux issue… after setting a default zap amount, nothing happens when you click save on iOS… you have to click cancel to get back and then it doesn’t look like anything has save
I was just testing this with a randomly generated nsec
https://m.primal.net/NRXG.jpg

2025-01-03 07:17:41

GM
https://m.primal.net/NPyb.jpg

2025-01-02 09:11:12

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@npub10sa…zx5p Italian

2025-01-02 01:06:00

Very fking cool 👌
#note1aau…snez

2025-01-02 00:53:54

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✅ plebeian
First official mvp getting released very very soon™️

2025-01-01 01:07:14

Happy New Year to every ride or die nostrich… keep building… we’re winning
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2024-12-31 11:04:38

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@translator Spanish

2024-12-30 09:53:29

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Don’t you mean Leather of the Stack?

2024-12-28 01:26:33

100%
#note1lf8…2jh4

2024-12-28 00:09:56

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Fuck that’s tough
I’ve got no words
Just sending you my love

2024-12-24 17:45:41

Merry Christmas everyone
Last plebeian update of the year
https://open.substack.com/pub/plebeianmarket/p/plebeian-market-updates-dec-24

2024-12-24 09:10:05

GM
Thought I’d give you a little Christmas Cracker meme
Not mine…
https://m.primal.net/NFBq.png

2024-12-23 14:30:49

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FOMO
I’m a boarder too… off to the Italian Dolomites in the new year… it’s been a decade 😬

2024-12-23 09:28:10

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Just place fingers in ears and walk away whistling “Never gonna give you up”

2024-12-18 13:55:41

Never again will we hear a member of a royal family say the word “shitcoin” so many times ✖️ in such a short space of time with such gleeful dismissal 😂
You set the bar high @npub198q…twcp
Based insights to a top down strategy… 2025 promises to be pivotal at another level
Great work @npub1cj8…rz4u 🫡
https://fountain.fm/episode/frFR8n3MP4AG09YyanX7

2024-12-14 07:13:54

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Interoperability
Your money anywhere and everywhere

2024-11-30 21:35:32

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Live long and prosper
Stay humble and stacks sats

2024-11-30 02:36:43

GM
Prove to me that you are not being tracked

2024-11-27 22:03:17

Still looking for a quality UX pro for Plebeian App
If you’ve got experience or know who does, get in touch 👍
https://staging.plebeian.market/

2024-11-26 11:23:54

Hello @npub10pe…n34f and
Over at Plebeian I'm looking for a UX guy with a proven track record
The emphasis is on UX not design
Looking for someone with a bucket load of empathy and understanding for the users journey and delivering the smoothest experience
@npub18eh…tdkj @npub1aeh…4nwx @npub1r0r…q9ac
#nostrdesign #asknostr

2024-11-22 09:23:32

This was a belter of a chat between @npub1qny…95gx and @npub12rv…85vg
Must listen to whole rip👌
https://fountain.fm/clip/oJk8uoKL4rPgC6lbkfm6

2024-11-22 08:25:56

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Staying humble…
https://m.primal.net/Mdth.png

2024-11-22 07:44:27

GM
Today I’m…
https://m.primal.net/MdsM.mov

2024-11-17 15:29:55

It’s a beautiful thing 🤣
https://fountain.fm/track/yALr5ygUFBs7PWvrjLdD

2024-11-13 18:49:15

# Hello folks,
You may have heard (or not because I’m terrible at communicating) I have been incredibly unproductive with creating laser cut art because I have been busy working with guys more intelligent and skilled than me, building Plebeian.
## What is it?
On the surface Plebeian is a P2P marketplace… but this isn’t quite true… Plebeian.Market is not the destination, it’s just a demonstration of the Plebeian app… it's going to help us move from Globalisation to Localisation in the most peaceful way possible… I will explain more about what this means as time goes by
For now it’s easy to think of Plebeian as a love child of Ebay, Wordpress, Twitter, Shopify and Telegram… it’s not normal
## Eh? What?
Localisation and a Bitcoin Standard promotes self sovereignity at the individual and community level... what is needed in this time is a Circular Economic Community Builder
Like I say, I will explain more about this as time goes by
The project actually started 4 years ago and we’ve pivoted many times as the Bitcoin layers have evolved... This is a world of pure innovation after all and it is not for the faint hearted.
## Last Pivot
6 months ago we pivoted for the very last time to build it from scratch as 100% nostr native.
The demonstration you see at plebeian.market will be sunset into the realms of Bitcoin history
## New Solution
It's Free Open Source Software and we're starting with a GNU General Public License v3.0
You can see the new solution here:
https://staging.plebeian.market/
## Play with it
Please test it and tell us of any issues in the Telegram group here:
https://t.me/PlebeianMarket
Or if your feeling like getting more involved create an issue on GitHub:
https://github.com/PlebeianTech/plebeian.market/issues
## Eating Zee Bugz
Right now we are in the Beta testing phase and are very close to pushing it to the live site... just one last bug ser?
As always we'd love to hear your thoughts... please play with it... create a stall add a product... tinker with the Circular Economic Community Builder... what do you think? what would you like to see?
We will eventually develop our own in app group but for now please do join the Telegram group:
https://t.me/PlebeianMarket
## Follow me on nostr
Because I deleted my twitter account yonks ago ;o)
https://njump.me/npub1a3um269aaf3u5cy37kuykrrrnsg2pyv7za06pxjduv25lq5sdujs2qmdj6
or search for @Chiefmonkey in any nostr client
Come join us… onward!
Chiefmonkey

2024-11-11 09:31:23

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Great day to be alive 💪🧡

2024-11-11 09:28:00

GM nostriches
Resurfacing a classic https://video.nostr.build/82c1b1243d01f1256c64adc12dedffca9588db8d2d40a28297a394589fa92f4a.mp4

2024-11-08 09:05:08

GM
2 things that would have flown by me unnoticed if I lived purely on nostr
1. Trump being elected
2. Bitcoin price pump
Nostr is a beautiful thing

2024-11-03 18:17:46

Boom
#note1954…gmsj

2024-11-03 17:30:23

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Trust like trusting someone writing you a cheque
Minibits (on my Android) has a nice feature whilst offline for sending sats in exact ecash denominations
Whilst offline (on my iOS) I’m using https://wallet.cashu.me/ to scan qr code… it recognises it and sticks it in a queue for later… when I get online I can redeem it
If the sender hasn’t reverted it, or cancelled the cheque, not ideal but possible
Among a local community there would be more trust… I’m thinking in an extreme scenario
Then there’s interesting things such as this https://offline.cash/
https://m.primal.net/Lrat.jpg
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https://m.primal.net/Lrav.jpg
https://m.primal.net/Lraw.jpg

2024-11-02 23:58:30

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Does it have to be physical?
We transact ecash offline

2024-11-01 17:26:16

👀 aaaaaand💨
#note15hl…a97q

2024-11-01 16:31:38

Get your arses down to Cyphermunk house tonight 5pm
I’ve got a load more Banker Spankers to hand out to the first lucky ones
WARNING: They only work on Bankers… and stirring your vindaloo
#note18ua…fkww

2024-11-01 13:19:03

Not going to be a normal presentation… all 3 pill groups of a recommended diet will be dispensed
Red, orange and purple
And for desert I’ll be serving up my eNuts
Truth bombs not nuke bombs
#note1qma…eevk

2024-10-29 15:43:17

I’m honoured to be presenting the new Plebeian solution (testing stage) at #NOSTRLDN this Friday 1st November @ Cyphermonk house London
Title: Localisation… peace and love and circular economic community building on bitcoin and nostr
Please come and join us and meet the merry band of Bitcoin, nostr and freedom tech lovers
It’s a 4 day festival… you can find out more here https://2140.wtf/
#bitcoin #nostr #freedom #peace
https://m.primal.net/LmBT.jpg

2024-10-28 22:37:10

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Without knowing that (and pretend I'm a normie) I am inclined to just use the biggest names I recognise like damus and I am also going to include any paid relay because I'm assuming they're going to do a better job than a free service
Lastly (as a normie) I'm inclined to simply copy the same three relays from the outbox list to the inbox list because I don't understand the difference
I'm only half being serious here (playing devils advocate) because I do appreciate what you are trying acheive but as a user the app is really making me think...
I just want to set it and forget it... I'd be happy if this was automated for me
I've paid for nostr.wine so I'm just going to put them in every section of that relay setup page 1st then damus second and another big name 3rd
Not too sure if thus Feedback useful to you but I hope it helps

2024-10-28 20:43:08

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If the 3 relays actually relayed my data onto many other relays then I’d understand
But if they don’t do that then the people I want to see my posts will have to have these 3 relays in their outbox right?
Sorry I’m not quite understanding it so dont feel the need to reply
What I can see though is that there is a massive incentive to run your own relay (off a node or vps) so that you have true data sovereignty AND you (or major content producers/communitues) can then prompt people to subscribe to your relay

2024-10-28 13:38:28

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Will this not centralise the relays to the big 3?
It seems counter intuitive because we don’t want to miss other people’s posts and we want everyone to see ours
But we also want to decentralise
Help… I need more education

2024-10-25 20:07:05

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That’s a quality idea
I’m not surprised Whatsapp is there… Signal I am though
The report also claims it’s reading passwords… so how secure is LastPass or BitWarden?
I’m guessing, so long as they are closed to begin with they are ok since they require a password to open

2024-10-25 18:30:02

Anyone know this device?
She mentions “Signal” a couple of times… can nostr fix this (eventually) or SimpleX/matrix now?
https://m.primal.net/LiBF.mov

2024-10-25 18:17:53

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Who is Cat Woman? Is she the artist?

2024-10-25 18:13:33

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Very fking cool true work of art… where is that? And what does the plaque read?

2024-10-25 18:09:55

Just started getting into
“A Lodging of Wayfaring Men”
Nearly spat out my tea when I read the paragraph below… it’s literally what we’re building at Plebeian
Page 42 of all pages 😂
My choice of mug couldn’t be more synchronistic either: Anarchy - Wabi-Sabi true beauty lies in imperfection
There are no coincidences 😅
https://m.primal.net/LiAH.jpg

2024-10-25 08:15:54

I’m here because I’m nostr native
#note19je…693r

2024-10-24 23:12:56

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One cloud at a time…
Preferably in lines…
So that non-binary clouds feel included

2024-10-19 17:51:21

Go get you copy and supportnostr:@npub12hc…rdp4 you just know this is going to give you an eyegasm
Can’t wait till my copy turns up 👌 #note1mrv…y8ck

2024-10-19 08:35:30

GM #note1x4w…qqdt

2024-10-12 05:40:02

The plebeian clan are uniting at SEC03… going to be a beautiful thing… see you there @npub1gzu…a5ds
#note1wlz…zdl9

2024-10-12 05:36:13

GM
Off to SEC03
I see they’re still pushing that mask nonsense
https://m.primal.net/LTMr.jpg

2024-10-12 04:45:06

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I tried… he says he’s on nostr already
There’s a term for his kind of response… I’m sure he’ll revisit when he understands better… or when he’s given the centralised platform experience on a decentralised protocol
I hope he re
https://m.primal.net/LTLB.jpg

2024-10-11 22:15:08

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Have you spoken to Dr Jack Kruse on twitter? He’s a neurosurgeon and bitcoiner pushing for decentralised medicine
He should be on nostr

2024-10-11 00:35:11

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Multiples of few at least

2024-10-10 19:43:58

insanely brilliant...
#note1sl4…ht94

2024-10-10 07:46:04

GM all https://image.nostr.build/f4b8eba57659c2c5309036bb3249c562d124b9a88c3c06c65a072cab0e6bb555.jpg

2024-10-09 15:16:43

Very cool watching this site evolve… @npub14ed…p2jj now has a Daily Report… going to be interesting visualising the growth of the nostr ecosystem
(ecological and economical)
https://www.nostrzap.com/dailyreport

2024-10-07 10:45:01

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Zapaholics Anonymous 😁

2024-10-07 07:22:53

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Nostr cures dopamine addiction

2024-10-02 07:57:59

GM PV mofo
https://m.primal.net/LIQH.mov

2024-10-02 06:28:37

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GM and pv wise one 👌

2024-10-02 06:24:01

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I see the sages have woken up
GM ser 🫡

2024-10-02 05:43:56

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Do you mean like putting them in a sound proof padded jail cell for a period?
This is clearly a bot so I’m just going to let it run and eat popcorn in the meantime… see who comes up with a fix first
The meta data on DM’s has been a known issue since the beginning
I know a few people have some ideas on how to fix it

2024-10-02 00:07:28

dm-reporter
Annoying spam bot - looking for engagement
Or
Concerned citizen - highlighting a vulnerability
???
You can always block or mute it but then you won’t know if or when a fix is in place #note1tvn…6ykl

2024-10-01 19:13:42

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Indeed… but we got to find a better term than conspiracy theory when is 100% fact based research

2024-10-01 16:08:09

MUST LISTEN: Ian Carroll is a peoples hero… One of the best Red pillers, incredible service he’s doing for humanity and he’s a bitcoiner
One of his closing lines is “I’ll be wherever speech is most free” so we got to get him on here folks 👌
https://fountain.fm/episode/4ZDlqRQP4JuWYvfc7BjX

2024-10-01 09:21:03

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Doooo it Wenze… everyone should carry their stamp on their person at all times… the opportunities are abundant 👌

2024-09-30 10:00:02

GM
For a couple of years now I’ve been stamping all my egg boxes I get from my local farmer before I return them.
It cracks me up when my public service announcements come full circle https://image.nostr.build/fc4c364b891839118c88097efc6220c83d0fe0d1c7d6f932813caf8c0555a048.jpg

2024-09-30 09:53:13

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Mate, have you tried Ghee 👌 https://image.nostr.build/afc8357ef25791f862365091b523866d1ae79be81c227045b40ebedae9c640fd.jpg

2024-09-30 02:48:47

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Dare I ask, with the greatest respect, who are they?

2024-09-30 00:39:26

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Is that Madagascar by any chance?

2024-09-28 09:31:54

#note1pnv…mwcq
https://m.primal.net/LEVP.png

2024-09-27 22:48:39

This explains every Bitcoin/nostr conference I’ve been to 😂
GN
https://m.primal.net/LEAP.jpg

2024-09-27 18:55:55

Just brilliant… I love seeing this level of generational education… I’ve never seen anything like this in the mainstream
#note1smy…46u5

2024-09-27 14:54:13

Niiiiiiice 👌
#note1t97…nejm

2024-09-27 07:48:59

Oh yes…
#note1t97…nejm

2024-09-27 00:16:16

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https://m.primal.net/LDGT.png

2024-09-26 16:33:12

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Wow stunning… love the morning mist 👌

2024-09-25 23:30:27

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Nostr
Most bitcoiners don’t get it and can’t give up their blue bird algorithmic dopamine addiction

2024-09-25 23:17:01

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Anyone can run their own relay @npub126n…e9ll 👌
https://marketplace.start9.com/nostr

2024-09-25 20:04:46

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Why not?… natural progression
Right now you can buy 8TB internal storage for 0.01 BTC
That’s only going to get bigger and cheaper
And the sovereign computing/node market is only going to grow
It’s already a thing
https://marketplace.start9.com/nostr

2024-09-25 18:28:51

https://image.nostr.build/08f45faf6a5e8ad132aecd418efbef6e9631123ce8d8a88aa8b94806f90dab5c.jpg

2024-09-25 03:28:08

Clearly WoT is in its nubile stage
#note13vc…ezq8

2024-09-25 01:12:06

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But but but… the authorities tell us differently (as they would | propaganda)
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/04/18/fact-check-post-mischaracterizes-old-cia-comments-geoengineering-john-brennan-chemtrails/11637788002/

2024-09-25 01:03:59

https://m.primal.net/LBIK.png

2024-09-24 15:36:13

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They’re trying to move spiritually towards AI so you’ll end up worshiping a god they’ve programmed
Hardly genius