𐌔é𐌉𐌌í 𐌌𐌀𐌂 𐌔íꝊ𐌌ó𐌍
𝕊é𝕚𝕞í 𝕄𝕒𝕔 𝕊í𝕠𝕞ó𝕟

Hey👋 ladies💁‍♀️ 📷 Would 😍 you 👈 like 👍 to 2️⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ your 👈 own business 👩‍💼💼 from home 🏡 with just ☝ your phone? 📱🤳 Well 🤷‍♀️ you can’t. 😂 Get 👏 a 👏 real 👏 job 👏

2025-04-04 15:42:50

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Such utter dross.

2025-04-04 13:02:50

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I read Sai's post. I thought it was well articulated.
You don't have to agree with it, but he laid out his points clearly.

2025-04-04 12:35:13

Friday is fight night 💢🤛
Give them space, don't crowd them.
https://i.nostr.build/oAyMK3ZuUsOTXYIx.jpg
#nevent1q…0ngl

2025-04-04 06:55:53

🔥🍆💦
https://v.nostr.build/O0W0h2INO1ZWIHd9.mp4

2025-04-04 00:45:46

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The camera adds ten wonderfuls.

2025-04-04 00:35:15

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"A wonderful Nostr Lady"
Fucking broke me XD

2025-04-04 00:25:28

This nearly slaps as hard as my old pissjar collection 🔥.
#nevent1q…2svd

2025-04-04 00:14:07

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I started reading this and stopped when I realised it was diminishing returns.

2025-04-04 00:05:20

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What's this now?

2025-04-03 23:56:43

Right, so there's this cheatcode right, not for videogames, it's more of a real life kind of cheatcode, it's super secret or whatever, you need to go to the right parties, but it's basically this:
Pick a really straight road. . .
Oh wait, I forgot, you need to order a meatball marina footlong from Subway (doesn't matter what bread or extras or whatever), and have it standing UPRIGHT in a cupholder that is placed between the driver and passenger seat.
Anyway, straight road, whatever, you wanna be doing at least 120 miles an hour, that's why the road has to be straight.
Then you need to open the driver door grabbing the door with both handles and swing your body outside the car so that ONLY the knuckle of both your baby toes drag alongside the ground (if you've never done this before it will feel weird at first, but suck it up).
Let go of your right hand so that it is free, make the symbol of the ANOINTED ONE, just kidding, just do whichever gang symbol comes natural to you, then regrip with your right hand, do the EXACT same MIRROR OPPOSITE with your left hand.
Then let go.
You will now be in the cheat menu for the whole world, you can pick any cheat you want, but there is a hungry demon.
Tell him about the meatball marinara, he will leave you alone.
Step.3: Relax, enjoy the cheat codes you've always wanted to try out.
#GrowNostr

2025-04-03 23:44:35

Why hasn't any vampire won the lottery?
#ProofThatTheLotteryDoesntExist

2025-04-03 23:42:26

Eat my thwarts.
- Lispy Bart Simpson

2025-04-03 21:58:26

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The ditsy blonde chick with the geek dude makes no fucking sense.
For it to be humorous it needs to be relatable and it just isn't.
I'm into a couple of nerdy things, and I'm like fuck this shit.
I think it's aimed at people who like to think of themselves as nerds but in actual fact are just boring cunts.

2025-04-03 21:46:32

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Wait, what?

2025-04-03 21:43:22

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It's a dung show for dung people.

2025-04-03 21:36:22

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What bout Young Sheldon tho?

2025-04-03 21:35:30

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Heard after S04 it's cow dung

2025-04-03 21:23:42

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I'll give it a gawk. Cheers m8.

2025-04-03 21:07:15

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Thanks man, i'm not too hot on anime, but I don't ever rule it out either.

2025-04-03 21:04:30

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Yeah fuck it g'wan so.

2025-04-03 21:02:40

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One of the episodes she greets her brother with a "Hey dildo".
This is in an office environment.
Also, civilians are in and out of the back office of this police department like it's their local pub, it's insane.

2025-04-03 21:01:04

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I do this thing where I don't watch what everyone else is watching for like a decade and then I watch it and I go.
"Yeah it was alright."

2025-04-03 21:00:11

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Why was the part of Debra written by a 14 year old boy?

2025-04-03 20:59:40

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Lol, is that a Dexter joke?

2025-04-03 20:56:16

Has anybody ever watched the show "Dexter"?
#AskNostr

2025-04-03 20:54:43

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20% tariffs on time effective immediatly.

2025-04-03 20:47:54

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What is this, day two of tariffs? It feels like years at this stage.

2025-04-03 12:59:59

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Well articulated Sai, I enjoyed reading that, food for thought.

2025-04-01 15:29:41

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Foiled again by that dastardly @npub1lrn…qnw5 >:(

2025-04-01 15:28:05

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Wierd-ass vibes
OR
Wierd ass-vibes
???

2025-03-31 01:47:16

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You're feral, you need to be impounded.

2025-03-31 01:28:44

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What's said, cannot be unsaid.
You can't put the shite back in the horse as a wise man once said.

2025-03-30 20:41:27

https://i.nostr.build/XhC82opGH1I7YqLz.png
#memes

2025-03-30 15:32:03

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There needs to be some kernel of meaningful resistance, whatever form it takes.

2025-03-30 15:22:53

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That one's a classic. I had to check it at the time to make sure that it wasn't a joke.

2025-03-30 15:09:02

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Water is racist too, don't forget that.

2025-03-30 15:07:46

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Perhaps so, I wouldn't claim to know, but of course it's nonsense.
If you're black or brown, I'm sure eating yourself to death is more in line with the motivations of white supremacist's than is dieting.

2025-03-30 15:01:18

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And like I prefaced this note, I'm not a fan of him either, but I'm not making a point about him.

2025-03-30 14:59:16

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The state is more frightening than any threat posed by a single man, however you may feel about him.

2025-03-30 14:55:07

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Yeah, I getcha. I think he's a fucking plant man, he's there to lend credibility to this notion that there is a "manosphere" that needs to be dismantled.

2025-03-30 14:54:08

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https://i.nostr.build/ExaUovHlUboHaJdQ.png

2025-03-30 14:43:47

I'm not a fan of Andrew Tate by any stretch of the imagination, but the supposed threat that he poses to young men is an excellent excuse for censorship and social engineering of another kind.
https://i.nostr.build/JlonDGkqTaR51Un9.png

2025-03-30 14:36:25

https://i.nostr.build/Ag8o.gif
https://i.nostr.build/bXfjP0PSKq0c6oD6.png

2025-03-30 13:54:28

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I'm with you brother.

2025-03-30 02:22:55

Javier Millei wants your best memes, better cough up bitch.
Afuera!
https://st2.depositphotos.com/1000129/7213/i/950/depositphotos_72133717-stock-photo-woman-pointing-a-gun-at.jpg

2025-03-30 01:51:00

The one argument I have against ketosis is that the smell of freshly baked bread is woven into my skull.

2025-03-29 11:31:08

UK is fucked man
#nevent1q…73mr

2025-03-29 02:40:29

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Yoink.
I just got funding.

2025-03-29 01:49:15

You'll never go this hard
https://v.nostr.build/K20X.mp4

2025-03-29 01:41:27

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Any tips, I'm coming up dry.

2025-03-29 01:34:20

https://i.nostr.build/KK9zn1d6eXN3MwJC.png
#GrowNostr

2025-03-29 00:20:25

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Let's forgoe the formalities, your behaviour here is outrageous. I shan't continue. You know that I lost my taint in the Great War and that it's been a point of contention for me ever since.

2025-03-29 00:15:43

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You savage.

2025-03-29 00:02:02

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Tits

2025-03-28 23:37:18

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Bee-Bee Bunty backing bold bullies.

2025-03-28 23:35:14

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Too tenacious.

2025-03-28 23:32:55

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Ten teeth times two.

2025-03-28 23:19:04

Beaks are for birds, wings are for words.

2025-03-28 19:38:12

Everywhere that's not the UK be all like:
https://i.nostr.build/GzTRyZvfFcmw25aR.png
#UK

2025-03-28 19:20:41

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Soon? That literally happened during the coof.

2025-03-28 13:09:31

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So British web users have a touch of leprosy now.
Eww.

2025-03-28 13:07:55

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Wait a minute, they are blocking users to protect the SERVER from the effects of British legislation?

2025-03-28 06:59:53

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Love the energy Franny.

2025-03-27 20:58:48

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What was this?

2025-03-27 20:01:37

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I don't get it but I get it man
https://i.nostr.build/6wxO.gif

2025-03-27 19:57:50

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Bigot

2025-03-27 19:53:33

Spagetti-noops
https://i.nostr.build/vq66.png

2025-03-27 19:51:46

This train has no tracks
https://v.nostr.build/LezJW.mp4

2025-03-27 19:50:39

https://v.nostr.build/pWthJRop9TTCeLcJ.mp4

2025-03-27 19:43:53

Wen Dark Nostr?
https://v.nostr.build/q05gYq4PdqymR5Kh.mp4
#DarkNostr

2025-03-27 19:36:17

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I agree that one must always trust ones gut, but in light of the wealth of information available, if only one knows where to look, against the more mythic and noble aspects of Churchill's character, one's gut need not come into it at all.

2025-03-27 19:32:25

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How eloquent.

2025-03-27 19:08:35

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According to most.

2025-03-27 19:08:12

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https://i.nostr.build/e44G.gif
https://i.nostr.build/a00q.gif

2025-03-27 15:42:30

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I wouldn't piss on anyones bonfire.

2025-03-27 15:28:22

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I prefer Fawks's vision of Westminister.

2025-03-26 14:23:55

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🤙
https://i.nostr.build/CvaNwRBtpZJsO4iB.jpg

2025-03-24 16:53:11

Lol wot?
#nevent1q…gl4e

2025-03-22 17:16:22

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But it's filled with my piss so . . .

2025-03-22 17:15:34

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It was a watergun

2025-03-22 17:14:34

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Yes, twas a forgone conclusion for any betting man.

2025-03-22 17:13:08

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Shit, didn't even think of Kurt.

2025-03-22 15:25:55

Do Americans have much of an interest in the Death of Princess Diana?
Like was it a big thing over there at the time?
What was the reaction of the average American if and when they heard the news about her death?
I am aware that there is a subsection of America that is interested in the comings and goings of Harry and Megan whatserface (Harry being Diana's son of course, unless he isn't ;) ), but I should be interested to know did this interest in royals exist further back in time or if it is strictly a modern day phenomenon.
Don't ask me why I am interested in knowing this because I'm not sure myself, save perhaps that a certain morbid curiosity regarding her untimely demise has been intruding on me all day.
#AskNostr

2025-03-22 14:17:43

I identify as a cowboy
Prounouns are Yee\Haw

2025-03-18 15:34:54

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Honk if your chonky
Honk Honk

2025-03-18 13:33:13

This is Nostrpup
1 like = 1 "Good boy" + good luck all day
https://i.nostr.build/yVyh2O4m5yhIGRC9.jpg

2025-03-18 04:44:54

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Go away 😒

2025-03-16 21:33:41

Ireland sending 350 million to Ukraine.
Fuck Ukraine.

2025-03-14 02:03:24

Magazines used to be rad af, what happened?
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5xY6_e3C6T8/TheqzUZWT5I/AAAAAAABS_0/US8nsJ8mgGU/s1600/01_wtcov_1944_11.jpg

2025-03-13 18:26:42

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The crocs make it pop 👌

2025-03-11 13:33:49

EGG UPDATE:
#nevent1q…27jf

2025-03-08 14:58:06

Was taking a shite at a mates house. Pebbledashed the bowl, hot brown slop, bit under the weather, whatever.
Yanked the loo roll, empty cardboard tube went spinning in it's holster like a Beyblade, I hold up the remains, three measly squares dangling in front of me like a hobo's hankerchief.
Scanned the bathroom for supplementry loo roll, nada.
Right, don't panic, recite the liturgy against fear: "fear is the mind killer" yada yada¸ ready myself for the task at hand.
I rip off the first square paying extra attention to the perforated line, I need a clean tear if I'm going to pull this off.
Wipe, fold (good start but don't get cocky kid)
Wipe, fold ( it's already quite small, not much surface area, but if I'm gonna come up out of this I need to maximise it's potential)
Wipe, fold (it's small as a stamp now, but trust me, you dont want to lick it)
Wipe, fold ( Through heat and compression it is now a diamond, time to move on to the next square)
Wipe, fold (Someone at the door "you okay in there?!)
Wipe, fold ( breathless and foaming at the mouth I blurt "WE GOT A TWO SQUARE WIPEFOLD!")
Wipe, fold ( more voices assembled now "Don't give up, you got this!" they insist)
"Wipe, fold" ( "I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!")
With all the care of a bomb disposal team, apply the last square, palm down, using back of my hand as an umbrella to shield from the torrent of sweat that is now cascading from my brow.
Wipe, fold ("You don't know that, don't say that." the encouragement continues)
Wipe, fold (I finally get bidet's now, but is it too late?!)
Wipe, fold ("I think we're okay" I say, awash with relief)
Wipe,fold (I can hear crying and cheering in equal measure on the other side of the door, someone was even calling their mother, and with that final wipe this nightmare was over, my hoop felt dry as a bone)
I don't talk to that mate anymore.

2025-03-06 15:47:59

I'm going to take a marker and rewrite this card I reckon.
What should it read instead?
Best answer gets 2000 sats!
#AskNostr
#nevent1q…meyz

2025-03-06 14:09:07

Bought what I thought was a fun charades style party game, unfortunatley it came with propaganda.
The game was endorsed by the NYT, I should have known better.
https://i.nostr.build/XBG9seE5JtIMD1kv.jpg
#BoardGames

2025-03-03 15:11:29

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Couldnt blame her tbh, look at this fucking cabbage of a man.

2025-03-03 15:09:44

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Firing missiles and drones deep into Russian territory is what Merz? You fucking gormless freak.