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2025-04-05 21:03:38

What we’ve got is bad enough but wtf is going on over in Texas? 😑
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2025-04-05 19:43:53

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Quick story, I happened to find myself as being both Flight Chief and First Sgt at the same time (I was busy) and one of my Airmen got arrested. My statement to now Mr. Brown was simple, “when your rater/supervisor also happens to be your Flight Chief AND your First Sgt, you probably should avoid getting arrested.

2025-04-05 19:38:37

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I know one White brown, that I’d like to remain brown, is that a reasonable request?

2025-04-04 21:07:26

Things wome do that piss you of part 3467
“Are you going to do X or not do it because abdujilwkemsneldlm”
You could’ve stopped after “X’ to which I would’ve replied yes but now you’ve turned it into an argument because feelings or some shit

2025-04-01 20:42:34

Little bit of beef stewussy been brewing all day
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2025-03-29 01:27:01

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You’re gonna need the garden hose rn

2025-03-22 00:20:29

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I suppose. Didn’t they offer you a pizza party day at least?

2025-03-22 00:18:34

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Who th goes to a cake shop for lunch?

2025-03-20 20:24:01

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But seriously, counter clockwise or clockwise?

2025-02-11 02:24:56

Birb is contentious tonight

2025-02-11 02:13:41

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Grapefruit is garbage and you should KYS 😡

2025-01-07 05:22:24

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2024-12-30 01:51:05

So way back in the day, there was this boomer couple having an afternoon delight in the park when someone interrupted them and shot the woman in the head before fleeing into the woods. Eventually it was found that another boomer woman had shot this woman because she was having an affair with her man. But her man wasn’t her man, he was married to another woman. All hell broke loose as all three of these parties were all married to other people and it became quite the small town sensation. Eventually her ass landed in court and the judge made preliminaries on her. But then, someone anonymously mailed nude Polaroids to the local paper, which published them blurred (thank God).
The Polaroids were of the judge, he was involved romantically with the wife of the man who was having an afternoon delight in the park. The photos were in that man’s house. And then after more investigation, this same judge had apparently made his rounds often and was found to have been banging “Mary”, another previously unknown party to the whole mess. After all the dust settled and the case transferred to another jurisdiction, it was revealed that in all, there were 10 couples involved in a scandalous love circle.
Well, the woman who pulled the trigger got life, no surprise as she admitted to shooting “that trollop” everyone else got to live with their dirty laundry being aired.
Oh, and the judge who was banging Mary? That turned out to actually be his own child whom he didn’t know existed and she was married to the judge’s nephew.
Have no idea why that scandal popped into my head today, but now you know as well
🥳

2024-12-27 17:09:59

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It’ll go well with the rest of the zoo collection

2024-12-26 04:55:18

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Now I’m sad for my brothers

2024-12-26 04:50:01

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I see a red door and I want it painted black
🙄 okay then nig

2024-12-26 04:46:35

That sound when the duct work pops with the furnace kicking on is music. Well that and money but mostly music

2024-12-26 04:42:56

Jesus won, that’s all. Night nig nogs

2024-12-25 04:13:05

I love Christmas, gave myself an early present that I spent a ton of zog bucks on and of course having a drink. Merry Christmas weirdos 🍻

2024-12-24 22:37:06

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Damn kiki

2024-12-24 02:46:38

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You first 😃

2024-12-19 01:28:34

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I didn’t know those were accepted hobbies. Added to list

2024-12-18 02:23:09

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A female sociopath 🤔never occurred to me 😒

2024-12-06 18:59:26

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Yogurt with the cottage cheese? 🤨

2024-12-03 00:48:37

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SHE SAID SHE BROKE HER SAIL FOAM 🤨

2024-11-18 03:12:00

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Do it now 🤨

2024-10-21 01:01:11

Wife had a bad accident today, she’s at Vanderbilt and I would appreciate the prayers

2024-10-19 23:48:00

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Oh look, the drunken fedi nigger popped in.

2024-10-13 02:38:10

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You can Google! Miraculous 🙄

2024-10-12 02:09:24

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Your girls have lost all power

2024-10-07 09:31:08

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Is Sparkle Motion your stripper name?

2024-10-06 01:48:26

Oh Lord, i see Alex hasn’t fixed the fedi over ‘20’ notification bug. I’ll see if I can work through it, get off me if I miss something

2023-06-08 04:16:31

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Because a midget autist points out a vulnerability (block bot) y’all get salty. Y’all should thank p nigger

2023-06-08 04:12:41

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Don’t be mad bro

2023-06-07 22:40:04

(beep)

2023-06-07 18:33:08

@npub1x7v…x42v
🤭
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2023-06-07 16:32:20

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She’ll get over it 😤

2023-06-07 16:26:31

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They’ve got good fried chicken 🤨

2023-06-07 16:20:17

Told the woman I’m picking her up for a nice lunch. She doesn’t know it yet, but it’s the grocery store deli 🤭

2023-06-07 15:39:17

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It was a blast actually. I can’t wait until he gets it all done. Squatting in an empty hull of a boat going hell bent down the river is a tad disconcerting. A couple of old dudes trying to fish got all boomerish about us, prolly had nam flashbacks or something

2023-06-07 15:24:17

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Kinda disappointed tbh 😒

2023-06-07 15:23:22

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🔥😏

2023-06-07 15:20:07

@npub1x7v…x42v I want some of what you were smoking last night, that TL is 🔥

2023-06-07 03:29:33

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I think your admin is a retard

2023-06-07 03:27:37

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How else would I see your metaphysical bullshit woman? 😤
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2023-06-07 03:22:22

Oh shid matty, I accidentally unfriended and refriended because this interface is retarded and all

2023-06-07 03:18:17

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Oh okay then
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2023-06-07 03:16:12

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Okay then. You on your own

2023-06-07 03:15:19

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Taser that bitch. He ain’t nothin. Fuck him

2023-06-07 03:14:00

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You know.
My rules.
I’ll bail you but I won’t visit you
You owe me before I speak to you
I own your lore and will use it for my own entertainment
I don’t forget anything

2023-06-07 03:11:39

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You gonna need bail

2023-06-07 03:10:46

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Yep. Empty pockets.
Why do you have wrestelmania tiks in your meth pouch

2023-06-07 03:08:34

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Yeah, I kinda would fr fr

2023-06-07 03:07:52

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Friend of yours?

2023-06-07 02:44:52

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We all know Shenandoah valleyins are #4 😬

2023-06-06 23:41:30

My oldest sister is one cringe bitch. There’s no way we’re blood related. No possible way. One of us is adopted. No other logical explanation

2023-06-06 20:35:43

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When it comes to a delicious burger, money is no object

2023-06-06 20:26:12

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I dunno what a flamethrower burger is but it seems it’s something I should know about

2023-06-06 19:39:36

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The only time I’ve questioned something was there was a Popeyes charge. And I hadn’t been to Popeyes. And I was a tad pissed that I missed out on chicken
Still salty rn actually

2023-06-06 19:27:39

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😤
I do audibly groan when I see the salon on the card statement

2023-06-05 03:05:12

D.O.G’s guide to the fediverse. This is a living document and I’ll edit it whenever the hell I feel like it
1. Sunday nights are either complete Facebook tier bullshit or the best two hours of the week. Stay tuned, you never know
2. Everyone that deletes, lurks. Say hi them once in a while cause they be searching their name
3. In case you don’t know, there’s apparently mormons around here trying to steal your vril 😠
4. Meatloaf is sacred
5. Nobody likes the French, and their bread is overrated
6. That nigger sui will torpedo N towers, you must continue regardless. Cause he’s a nigger
7. Just because you don’t like someone doesn’t mean others aren’t friends with them. Block. Move on and shut your mouth
8. If your friend is shit talking someone who’s blocked them. Why continue with their bullshit?
9. Dan is the resident Anglo
10. If you are anything other than Lilly White, don’t @ pixie
11. Everyone Journos hate, is a poast admin
12.

2023-06-03 23:32:01

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2023-06-03 19:12:03

Jesus. Having a bit of an existential. I just realized I can no longer hear my granddad’s voice. Who knows the Dutch slang word for either son or grandson? I can’t even hear that now

2023-06-03 01:39:23

I collect unusual taxidermy. I have a mounted piranha. I cleaned her tonight. I of course didn’t show my wife this until after marriage. I’ll share it someday when I don’t need to worry about a dox 🤭

2023-06-02 13:47:48

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Well it’s your standard fare meatloaf but it’s cooked in the slow cooker. Use a foil sling so you ca lift it out.
If you’re one of those weirdos that puts ketchup on top 🤮🔫 then you would need to put under the broiler to finish it off

2023-06-02 13:44:18

I put a meatloaf in the slow cooker this morning. Try it sometime instead of going to Burger King and shoveling got slop into your hole

2023-06-02 13:33:10

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No kidding

2023-06-01 00:56:25

KFC has hot wings?
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2023-05-31 21:47:12

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FUCK SAKE BITCH MOAR ABOUT IT 😡

2023-05-31 21:45:50

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Y’all are mentally ill
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2023-05-31 21:25:39

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That certainly explains the retardation

2023-05-31 20:33:00

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Penguin was a butt hole baby

2023-05-30 21:41:24

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2023-05-28 03:49:10

@npub1e5a…ca3g is cringe posting 😬

2023-05-28 03:17:34

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My truck is diesel 🙄

2023-05-27 03:27:13

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Can we be real for a moment? When someone irl tries to have the gif v jif argument I want to kill them and their entire bloodline right then and there

2023-05-26 18:07:01

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Behold my interpretation
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2023-05-26 18:03:09

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Nigger I’d show you but you’ve already deleted it probably 🙄

2023-05-26 18:00:15

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Do the brick one 🙄

2023-05-26 17:58:28

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That’s all we really expect from your kind 🙄

2023-05-26 17:57:28

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She’s shy and doesn’t like her picture taken 🙄

2023-05-26 17:53:22

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And yet you’ve surprised me by being even gayer

2023-05-26 17:51:42

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That’s makes you look more gay if that’s even possible 🤨

2023-05-26 17:50:33

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Jeremy is badass, he and I are on our way. Put your helmet on 😤

2023-05-26 12:10:26

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Is that a four door mustang? 🤭

2023-05-26 04:10:56

I just want you to know that the zoo heart emogi is sandwiched by Shit and nigger nanners so you get what you get from my sausage fingers 🤷🏻‍♂️
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2023-05-26 02:43:58

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🤣🤣🤣
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2023-05-26 02:43:15

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SHE HAD A BAD DAY 😤

2023-05-25 22:02:21

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It’s charcuterie for drunks

2023-05-25 22:01:39

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It’s fucking brilliant 🤨

2023-05-25 18:31:59

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If women are so proud of Lizzo why do they get so mad when I compare them to her?

2023-05-25 18:28:15

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I’m in 😃

2023-05-24 15:19:43

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I hate it because my wife will put “swiffers” on the shopping list and I have no idea which ones she wants. 😠

2023-05-24 13:42:26

That’s right, I swifferd
Swiffed this bitch
Did the swiffness
I’m the swiffinator
Swiffer, I hate that word 😠

2023-05-23 02:49:51

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#1 ingredient salt or “flavorings” = salt
Shit is so loaded with salt or (sugar) that it must be good.
Calm your world and eat basic at home

2023-05-22 18:16:19

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I honestly don’t know what any of it is, I just see the geeky boys and girls talking about this Linux thingy all the time on here 🤷🏻‍♂️

2023-05-22 16:10:03

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Me to lil tape worm “ hand me the cannon plug pliers”
lil tape worm: 😐 what’s cannon plug pliers
I just realized this shit has no training, HES AN IT GUY, they pulled him to be my escort/assistant 🤣
No wonder he doesn’t understand whatimsayin
I’m now calling him Linux tape worm. He seems to like the new name

2023-05-22 15:22:17

Going back to “work” , Brayden or however you spell it’s name has been sitting on a curb waiting for me to finish coffee. I think he has aids or polio or something. Tape worm maybe.

2023-05-22 12:01:13

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It’s so bad and to top it off my assigned assistant (read: bitchboy ) is wearing a Ukraine logo t shirt

2023-05-22 11:56:55

I cannot work like this. These ninjas gonna have to turn off the CMT bullshit. Seriously. They clearly don’t know who I am 😤 fuck, all’s I need now is a retard smacking gum and clicking a pen