The Almighty Kek

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Retarded FROG (not toad) cartooner. NCD Moderator.

#NiceCrew Original 69

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2025-03-15 16:44:22

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Well I didn't immediately realize it was your post, either, or I would have potentially assumed that. My original assumption was that this was one of the anime pfp vaporeon cum jar gooners being nasty on the TL lol

2025-02-13 16:30:34

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Hell yeah mayng
https://media.nicecrew.digital/aa4af098495c5ba469605d7a945869865c55242530f38b52fe62c34ea68a4574.jpg

2025-01-20 23:17:34

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I'm looking into some kind of weird wrestling yoga that's supposed to be good for my back. I'll do that instead (mainly bc I have always kinda hated everything having to do with martial arts)

2025-01-20 23:11:03

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Why does she have to die tho? Do it and gift it to her :blobcatlove:

2025-01-05 06:42:51

> MSN Weather
11" of snow expected
> National Weather Service
2" of snow expected
How is :reee:

2024-12-31 00:16:36

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Will this one be squishy and polyurethaney?

2024-12-29 04:57:38

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The same exact product is mass produced with 15 different all-cap barely phonetic brand names in a single child slave shop in the bowels of Shenzhen.
I love Amazon.

2024-12-19 15:12:51

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Too many animals, too (the stinky homeless and the foreigners (and the jews))

2024-11-29 23:42:54

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Oh man you know what makes mine stink? Not showering for two days. (its ok I just took one)

2024-11-13 16:24:25

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There was a time where dic-tacs were considered ideal 🤏🏻

2024-11-12 05:03:38

who cummin

2024-11-07 00:34:18

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I just hope Trump's wearing a proverbial mask and fuckin takes it off in his second term, and truly becomes LITERALLY HITLER
Won't happen, but whatever it takes me to my happy place, ya know?

2024-11-05 21:00:26

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I do miss all the meltdown videos after the last trump win. That'd be cool to see again.

2024-11-01 02:33:10

Doin it innit
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2f69074a2642e229a942358f5fc70063e8f012900be02c03af588b72c4dae86f.jpg

2024-10-29 19:18:29

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> women see something
"Omg! Ohh my gawwwd omg! OMG!! ohhh mg"

2024-10-28 01:37:31

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I think I have severe mental illnussy
https://media.nicecrew.digital/f04f521194e10866d2dbbcdf6eeae2e416ed1ebe581f136b96c4d88a7b4638a6.jpg

2024-10-28 01:28:23

Guess I ought to go out and get some grocerussy :cry_hq:

2024-10-22 23:53:35

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I went to the driving range once. I thought I was doing pretty good, but the proctor got angry with me and I failed my driving test :pepe_craw:

2024-10-12 03:40:01

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I use CSP for my comics. I tried Krita but I got spoiled being able to use vector layers for my outlines in CSP. I can't find other programs that do such a great job combining the appearance of raster strokes with the manipulation capabilities of vector.
Think that greasy pencil thing is worth looking into for comics?

2024-10-10 01:08:11

If we spell what like what, why don't we spell butt like bhat

2024-09-19 19:36:11

TORN APAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART :kek_aaaaaa:
https://youtu.be/dsgnX5PnWA0?feature=shared

2024-09-10 02:09:27

You guys ever have sauteed pumpkin?

2024-09-06 00:55:41

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Who's :animu_scared:

2024-09-06 00:51:08

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I just load it like a paint brush and it's good

2024-09-06 00:50:13

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preciate it, mhm
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2cf60618cb50e70a1d6079300b4b2996b083e9ef47fda3e3441123aed3baf814.gif

2024-09-06 00:44:43

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Stop you're making me squishy

2024-09-03 16:31:34

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I dunno I thought they looked pretty curranty. :kek_shrug:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/55a2405963973f239ce5041b7653e6c55aaef9e72b1cdfddc93f46abdf3f0d42.png

2024-09-03 14:16:31

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Ham, Heinz beanz, deep fried potato wedges, a single tablespoon of mashed taters, a bowl of pureed bologna garnished with a sprig of currants. Top choice breakfast my nigga innit

2024-08-28 16:36:21

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I couldn't do it. Cat food stinks. 🤢

2024-08-28 16:26:00

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A cat? :face_with_raised_eyebrow_a:

2024-08-20 04:06:15

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We're one hell of a couple :kek_smirk: :salty_shout:

2024-08-20 03:52:16

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Bitchin
Salty made us some tasty french dippies for din din 😏

2024-08-20 03:49:43

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borgie

2024-08-19 16:41:22

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You're welcome, however I am going to have to start charging for happy birthdays. I'll send out the bills September 1st.

2024-08-16 02:43:20

I ever show you guys my tiny little bass with rubber strings?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2daf1f678b6b0017b1c2a17e9ffc808565b6ebe70ec3cc4c1cb89476a45e87d3.jpg

2024-08-15 02:21:54

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☕

2024-08-14 17:54:31

This hermit crab ambushed one of our snails, ripped its flesh out, ate it, then moved into its shell like a fucken BOSS.
Life in the tank is brutal, mayne. :kek_realize:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/b5db057cbc17a112b02bb1e65eaa1f55fe9d858fe4b33d7fd27ef138a1655c3f.jpg

2024-08-12 14:09:48

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Pretty sure I'd die of cringe if I ever had to listen to myself in the car. (I sing and/or talk to myself while driving lol)

2024-08-11 21:43:33

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I kind of wish driving were more restricted, tbh.

2024-08-09 14:24:47

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Reubens appear to be in high demand. :kek_thinking:
Hopefully the prices are still reasonable (they're not)

2024-08-09 14:15:25

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Ah MeTV... Where you can ridicule Svengoolie's makeup while waiting for the nurse to give you your sponge bath before the next 12-hour Andy Griffith Show marathon.

2024-08-09 14:10:37

I want a Reuben for lunch

2024-08-09 03:40:00

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You gonna draw all what...2000 of these things?

2024-08-08 20:52:33

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In every video from the black and White era it looks like it had just rained

2024-08-08 14:06:16

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Washing pans in a divided sink makes me want to pole vault off a bridge

2024-08-08 13:50:59

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> divided sink
Oof :kek_cringe:

2024-08-08 13:03:30

She made pancake cereal :kek_sob: :kek_sob: :kek_sob:
:kek_love: :salty_love:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3aea7b0e52fe913261b4a10baab718d98ad724b525fba0d2aed0f36ffc1b6d54.jpg

2024-08-08 02:23:42

I'm about to go happy birthday myself into a lake :kek_kms:

2024-08-08 02:01:05

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Pretty easily
https://media.nicecrew.digital/22f465daa183b8ac1a6096507294185bc0d690168609d8f30d439a6e6526cddc.png

2024-08-06 17:29:30

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This guy knew what he was doing

2024-08-06 00:34:24

Shittin out my ears no cap

2024-08-05 23:25:59

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Of course not. The #1 rule of Walmart is: You will always be the most attractive person in the store at any given time. This applies to everybody and nobody else at the same time. (Walmart is too big to be bound by the limitations of reality)

2024-08-03 12:19:29

Good morning my friends. Hope you have a good weekend. Gitcha a nice breakfast in yer belly. Don't forget the CAWFEE.
☕ :kek_pat:

2024-08-03 01:52:45

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When playing Yes, I do. When playing Rush or my own music, nope.

2024-08-02 23:42:05

🥒 SECOND CUCUMBER UPDATE🥒
Now that he's done showing off his butthole, he wants us to see his mouth (probably wants Salty to drop some food in there)
https://media.nicecrew.digital/90857be3220847adea7f5cead247b34e8cfb139b840d981ca12b6e3a445e92e1.mp4

2024-08-02 23:33:12

Learning this shit on bass. I've got about three quarters of it down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ami8TQr6sq8

2024-08-02 18:39:35

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Not yet. We leave him alone so he doesn't get scared and make The Big Poopie.

2024-08-02 18:05:57

🥒 CUCUMBER UPDATE🥒
All I can see is his ass shitting. I should make him an NCD account.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/271a5c72ed9189b73d3db0b32389e46da409b98c88e2e76621752bdce938eb9a.jpg

2024-07-31 16:32:59

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Brapton man

2024-07-31 14:39:53

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Hi :blobcatblush2:

2024-07-31 14:36:56

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Good morning hot stuff :salty_happy: :kek_pat:

2024-07-31 02:40:08

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I'm sure a sandwich would do! :kek_worried:

2024-07-30 14:39:14

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Best Internet morning ever, sugarbuns :blobcatlove:

2024-07-30 14:16:19

:gm: my friends ☕ :kek_pat:
Hope you have a great Chewsdee

2024-07-30 00:38:41

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I'm sure in about 12 seconds somebody's going to come in here and say the only thing that'll clean it effectively is vinegar. And then I'm gonna go kill myself :kek_kms:

2024-07-30 00:28:30

I ate corn on the cob and now my mustache smells like butter. I even washed my face with dish soap and hot water :its_over_a:

2024-07-29 18:02:47

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Who actually calls colleges and checks that degrees are legit?
¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

2024-07-29 01:36:56

I just found oatmeal cookies at the store without raisins and I'm so fucken happy about it :kek_sob:

2024-07-28 03:28:49

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These mods just get weirder and weirder

2024-07-28 02:22:09

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I've been T-boned by inattentive retards multiple times in the last few years. I'm getting sick of it. I used to enjoy driving, but now everybody's so fucking retarded I'm constantly on edge.

2024-07-27 19:50:32

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TCD, brother

2024-07-27 19:50:05

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Sounds perfect, mayne. We have ticks during all warm months, and so many mosquitos you basically breathe them into your lungs. Chiggers, too.

2024-07-27 19:48:14

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Damn that's cozy af. I love the woods. I wish I could do some Total Tick Death, but I do love the feeling of being in the woods.

2024-07-27 01:28:30

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YESS I love butter!
Angel hair pasta is excellent, too

2024-07-26 20:03:31

Oh noo racism on the fedi!!
I'm gonna repooooooooooooort 🥒

2024-07-26 19:11:10

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do you beeLIiEEeeev in life after love

2024-07-26 18:44:44

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You're very welcome, sweetheart. You enjoy. :kek_love:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/8316cd015b97b5c1d1fef44c8a399d85caf504c99337b0e6e91984d850957084.jpg

2024-07-26 13:50:29

It's Friday where's @npub16w4…n8hq with all the weiners? :wiener_boogie: :wienerwalk: :dancing_wiener:

2024-07-26 02:56:33

Cucumber Update:
Once again he finds himself exploring the edge of his liquidy domain. I'm not convinced at this point that he's trying to inflict self harm, but I am concerned about his newfound curiosity and hope that I won't find him shriveled up and rotting under the entertainment center one day.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/108653fd92aed2a203e7ec42f8f2f7d7699a67a6c7359b9750e49b33993ad377.mp4

2024-07-26 02:33:29

Time for a night of passion :kek_wink:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/299a931e3207b868856eb4e6922222fd385cfb84784e353c6230b5a5355eb076.jpg

2024-07-25 21:26:24

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Man everybody's getting pizzas tonight

2024-07-25 20:59:02

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/62b27ef461f1fdcad74d1dcbb17abf921f46f262e8384d84983ad8e8c4aada38.jpg

2024-07-25 14:57:53

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Pure genius :kek_glossyeyes:

2024-07-25 13:56:40

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LIFE IS A HIIIIGHWAYYY
https://media.nicecrew.digital/b0186e60ef231fb0999431a1e9a2026b3bbb4128d961580990a0ec29548a3a0c.png

2024-07-24 04:13:14

brutha euwww

2024-07-24 02:27:41

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Who? :kek_thinking:

2024-07-24 02:06:11

CUCUMBER STOP TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF :kek_aaaaaa:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/eadb248e044b7cb529848bed24b6a3541bb3bc6f05b5a0dee1a73361cea9af0b.jpg

2024-07-22 15:02:28

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Thems were simpler times, too. Not like today with our cell phones and Internet to pay for. They probably also had free health insurance, and what insurance they did have was cheap.

2024-07-22 14:56:14

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If it's any consolation, $30k in 1970 is equivalent to $243k today :kek_shrug:

2024-07-22 01:06:13

I always regret asking, but what should my next comic be

2024-07-20 01:11:44

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Jammed into the center of a vinegary dill pickle, though? 🤮

2024-07-20 01:10:33

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That fourth one just gave me Snickle flashbacks

2024-07-18 18:36:28