Cobalt Sasquatch

I'm just here to shitpost and show everyone my metal

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2025-04-05 22:54:10

Yes they are niggers but this is fucking funny
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2025-04-05 19:44:28

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Huge if true
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2025-04-05 19:40:06

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Sure, we can always make exceptions. We'll just make sure to put an little swastika by their name in official documents like an asterisk

2025-04-05 19:39:18

I've been looking in to the track meet stabbing
The story I've managed to piece together is that at this track event, groups set up tents in the stands to somewhat make their area private. Darniggus Larcenious Gibsmedat the 3rd was being a good boy and in the process of dindu nuffin'in when the White kid caught him in their tent and told him to beat it. He was most likely going through their shit. (This is just my interpretation based on eyewitness accounts and racist noticing)

2025-04-05 19:34:15

When I am president I will assign all niggers the last name Brown so they can be more easily identified. If you're a White person with the last name Brown you will have the choice of being reassigned a White person's last name or state funded racial transitioning

2025-04-05 18:22:29

Magic dirt recipients as soon as they get here:
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2025-04-04 21:01:58

"But muh 401k and social security"
I dont care. Learn to eat fancy feast. I hope the entire stock market burns down with its masters inside it

2025-04-04 05:09:47

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2025-03-28 19:45:10

Gonna go to olive garden and eat tiramisu until mods get involved

2025-03-25 23:10:38

I have a Doctorate
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2025-03-25 19:02:48

Me out here asking the real questions
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2025-03-25 17:23:33

The weak should fear the strong
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2025-03-24 22:05:08

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I assume he dunks his head in the water and filters out krill

2025-03-21 18:13:17

They took the logo the night of the election lol
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2025-03-18 20:10:51

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2025-03-05 23:18:09

Oh Vishnu he is right behind me isn't he
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2025-01-22 00:19:23

Updated world map
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2025-01-21 23:57:10

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She basing on my data until I upload

2025-01-21 23:50:05

Me teaching Elon Musk how to throw a proper roman:
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2025-01-21 20:55:03

Indian: We have no path to citizenship now, our anchor baby Marmook isn't working for this. What should we do?
Me:
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2025-01-21 20:24:00

boomers faces when the dude that cuts their lawn gets deported:
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2025-01-21 18:32:33

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2025-01-21 07:52:08

Trump leveled up enough in the last 4 years to unlock the Mysterious Stranger perk
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2025-01-21 01:10:17

When she calls your dick the "Millimeter Miracle"
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2025-01-21 00:20:15

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2025-01-20 23:57:29

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2025-01-20 23:43:23

> create government body to remove waste
> the first waste removed is the pajeet
Pottery

2025-01-20 17:01:47

JD Vance's wife is brown

2025-01-20 16:39:32

20 minutes until we go from being replaced by brown mexicans to brown pajeets

2025-01-20 12:51:05

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Its meaningless. Almost all of his pardons have been. The pardon he gave Hunter means absolutely nothing because presidential pardons require a conviction as well as clear parameters of exactly WHAT is being pardoned. You can't just blanket pardon someone for what they did between two dates

2025-01-20 12:48:54

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Yes. Thats how its supposed to work

2025-01-19 08:19:52

TikTok right now:
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2025-01-18 20:48:14

The most important part of a workshop is the cat. A workshop cannot function without at least one cat

2025-01-17 03:04:04

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Instructions unclear, penis stuck in mini blinds

2025-01-16 21:33:55

> oopsie doopsie I made a fucky wucky
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2025-01-16 19:30:05

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2025-01-16 05:43:21

POV: zoomers are about to have their very own Tiananmen Square over losing TikTok
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2025-01-15 22:37:20

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jews are the only group of people ive ever heard of that have nightmares about manual labor they almost did

2025-01-12 23:06:05

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We could comrade

2025-01-12 22:41:29

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Nice Crew coins 👀

2025-01-12 20:01:23

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2025-01-12 19:59:01

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We're going to get invaded even more
LEGALLY
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2025-01-09 23:29:48

:pepe_really:
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2025-01-09 02:00:27

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They're thinking it. I doubt they'll change

2025-01-09 01:59:49

The fire in California is making some California people question if shoving gay scissortards in every spot regardless of qualifications is indeed best practice

2025-01-06 19:58:59

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2025-01-06 18:02:12

4 years ago today:
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2025-01-03 19:24:19

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Its the cooking part that kills most people. Somehow in the last 30 years the art of applying heat to raw food has been almost all but lost.
There are legitimately people that would starve to death if food delivery went down

2025-01-03 18:21:53

This is unreal.
This woman is trying to pretend she found 3 men willing to have sex with her instead of that she is fattening up kidnapped children to eat later
https://media.nicecrew.digital/b7a88dec7de988fa8529301b24099042d8b5fd24a1ac893c2cc2e8aad486e8f2.mp4

2025-01-02 21:57:49

I'm on the same side as Bernie Sanders and its only the 2nd day of 2025
This is gonna be a fucking wild year
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2025-01-02 21:51:06

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Im sorry mang
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2024-12-31 00:48:58

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2024-12-30 00:47:21

You've heard of "Quiet Quitting", well I've developed something new to deal with the pajeets.
I call it "Quiet Shitting"
I showed up 15 minutes early and committed the most heinous war crime in the office workers bathroom. We're talking a full blown 5 star hazmat response incident.
Because its the office worker's bathroom and not the warehouse guy's they'll make the janitor clean it up and not ignore it. The janitor is Indian.
Welcome to America Rajesh, now clean my shit

2024-12-29 21:12:34

JIMMY CARTER FINALLY FUCKING DIED
NATURE IS HEALING

2024-12-28 05:40:22

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2024-12-28 02:26:31

I found this free copper inside of one of those Telsa brand urinals they keep putting in parking lots
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2024-12-28 01:26:36

@nprofile…x8tf and @nprofile…msu3 inventing faster ways to transfer data:
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2024-12-27 18:19:31

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2024-12-27 17:35:50

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2024-12-27 16:56:04

Pajeetwaffen
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2024-12-26 21:51:02

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FUCK HIM UP

2024-12-26 21:44:06

The YouTube video i found showing how to do the thing i want to do vs me trying to do it:
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2024-12-26 01:00:09

Men really are this simple. You don't need 200 pages of analysis and a book
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2024-12-26 00:54:50

Merry Christmas to everyone here and an especially Merry Christmas to those who couldn't be here

2024-12-25 19:38:04

I hope this is a new blacksmithing hammer
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2024-12-25 18:43:57

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2024-12-24 21:29:30

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2024-12-24 20:52:42

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2024-12-23 22:11:26

@nprofile…x8tf is out here exploding the national debt in balls every day
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2024-12-23 00:01:46

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Would