You've heard of "Quiet Quitting", well I've developed something new to deal with the pajeets.
I call it "Quiet Shitting"
I showed up 15 minutes early and committed the most heinous war crime in the office workers bathroom. We're talking a full blown 5 star hazmat response incident.
Because its the office worker's bathroom and not the warehouse guy's they'll make the janitor clean it up and not ignore it. The janitor is Indian.
Welcome to America Rajesh, now clean my shit
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2024-12-30 00:47:21
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