Jim Smij

http://www.smij.com

snowbird between CFL & CNY

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npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv

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jimsmij@strike.me

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2025-06-02 21:16:12

#spambot sent you a sat and you're complaining?
please forward it to me at:
jimsmij@strike.me
tell the #bots to send me as much as they can spare.
thx.
#smij #zapd #freedom #decentralized #unity #rossisfree #grownostr

2025-06-02 20:36:41

#shroomers say take a pic & give it a kick... but i did pick it up and look at it first. lol #mushroom https://v.nostr.build/XUWtAX2nwMZ7H8Eq.mp4
https://i.nostr.build/K70omKX6HVxycaAE.jpg

2025-05-28 02:02:02

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well, we're up around 109k... but we're going to need a date prediction on that 180k.
all these : "if this, then that should happen" predictions are really useless without a date.

2025-05-26 20:23:31

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right. :(

2025-05-25 21:45:39

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maybe it's the translation, but it's not "broken"
it's doing what it's designed to do.
they build it, they tear it down, they build it again, extracting wealth rinse/repeat
bitcoin doesn't fix anything. bitcoin sure does fuck up their plans though.

2025-05-25 20:20:04

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#permies say "pooless"
I'm surprised that #hashtag is not already in use on #nostr
:)

2025-05-25 16:57:20

#toomanybotsruinit
#blockthebots
I don't want anyone to curate for me, but I will be blocking most bots t
i see. I think you should too. there's already too many doing the same things. I think we can all agree, the duplicates need to to go.

2025-05-25 16:48:48

ok, as far as i can tell there are some #shitcoiners still #shitconing here, but most are #hodl'ing, right?
have you found #nostr but aren't hodl'ing?
#introductions & #welcome I'd love to hear what's holding you back?

2025-05-24 23:59:16

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#smij #zapd #carnivore
#grownostr

2025-05-24 22:31:14

#stfu, literally, if youre unhelpful.

2025-05-24 22:26:08

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yeah, it's me. wow.

2025-05-24 21:21:21

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your reading comprehension and comments are unhelpful. holy shit. asshole. fuckin read.

2025-05-24 21:03:57

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you've heard "great" things?

2025-05-24 20:58:21

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I've never stopped using it. I like it, one of the easiest.

2025-05-24 14:39:56

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set up dca & fogettaboutit
go outside & play.

2025-05-24 12:29:55

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stacking as hard as they'll let me.

2025-05-24 12:19:44

#gm #nostr https://i.nostr.build/WdSxne8Q3flzCwVg.jpg
#smij #zapd #nature #sunrise #photography #grownostr

2025-05-24 01:15:52

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#smij #zapd #grownostr

2025-05-23 00:14:45

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no begging.
#valueforvalue is the way

2025-05-22 21:08:14

ATH and we're
waaaaay
early.
so, so early.

2025-05-22 00:41:05

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tl:dw
;)

2025-05-21 12:57:13

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reminds me of telnet

2025-05-21 12:22:39

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what are owners getting for rent? are they losing money?
I keep hearing people talk down property ownership in favor of buying bitcoin...but, where are you going to live? in something you rent or own?

2025-05-21 11:41:07

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of course not. that's the point.
bip this! lol

2025-05-21 01:20:56

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I was told recently that I need to condition my utxo's which i get, but where would someone learn where monero plays a part in all this? asking for a friend

2025-05-21 00:07:31

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I guess you're right, we want all the bitcoin so we really don't want to onboard any more. good point. carry on.
#BippityMcBipface

2025-05-21 00:02:04

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you too. https://i.nostr.build/7M4So5ASq9n1AYOu.jpg

2025-05-20 21:09:50

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if there's a vote i will write in: #BippityMcBipface
I encourage others to do the same.

2025-05-20 21:04:59

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I have. eat the stuff, but I do pick the bowl and drink from it like a heathen.

2025-05-20 17:08:50

ok, add this to the ridiculousness...
y'all need to stop saying #stack #sats.
not the sats part, that's been decided. it's sats.
"stacking" is the confusing term for normies. they understand stacking something physical, but they won't be able to understand they aren't really #stacking anything.

2025-05-20 00:17:13

bwhahahaha!
oh, wait, he's serious...
those #devs are a different bunch.
you realize normies have trouble making change of a dollar?
this suggestion won't be going anywhere, fast.
vote:
#bippitymcbipface
#nevent1q…qexz

2025-05-19 15:35:18

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vote:
#bippitymcbipface

2025-05-19 15:27:04

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I always loved the gnu's, "Gnu's Not Unix" idea.
I will be writing in "Bippity McBipface" if there's a vote.

2025-05-19 14:48:43

nah, they put it into usdt while they searched for something called a "bip" or "bips" or zits or a...
#nevent1q…jfaz

2025-05-19 14:42:19

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what's a foot cock?
this is all too confusing!!!

2025-05-19 13:44:51

big cat says:
"wtf where'd that human come from!?"
"fuck, nope"
"fuck, nope"
"fuck"
"fuuuuck"
#nevent1q…t73l

2025-05-19 12:22:20

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#gm

2025-05-19 12:16:28

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#gn

2025-05-19 11:21:59

zap.stream is not working on my #amethyst on #android. I can see that a live stream is there, but it'll say "offline " but I can comment & #zap but cannot see the #video. others can but complain about it being choppy. I went to zap.stream and it's #unwatchable choppy.
/end whine

2025-05-19 02:32:15

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how many relays are you connected to?
consider blasting your npub out there with this tool... https://nostr-broadcast.pages.dev/

2025-05-19 01:25:12

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#amethyst on #android here. I'm having no issues.
##asknostr

2025-05-18 22:31:25

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lovin' the vid clips!!
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2025-05-18 01:22:32

I never stopped using #wos
one of the easiest wallets.
#nevent1q…dj3p

2025-05-17 04:41:56

#zapping #bits should be called "zits"
carry on.

2025-05-17 04:40:44

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zits! zapping bits should be "zits"

2025-05-16 23:12:21

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#death #taxes

2025-05-16 20:52:25

why is this reminding me of that old popeye cartoon where he destroys his house battling a fly.
#nevent1q…vnvu

2025-05-15 23:11:05

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Mimosa pudica. aka "Touch Me Nots"

2025-05-15 01:22:30

that seems fair...
and guys should expect to hold their purse while they try something on in a store. it's a give & take thing...
#nevent1q…eg75

2025-05-15 01:01:29

Impressive... i can barely get up off the floor with nothing in my hands...
#nevent1q…ggj5

2025-05-14 21:05:35

#dev #amethyst #android #asknostr feature suggestion...
when I scroll and there's a long note, you can tap "show more" but there's no "show less" to make it go away. I'd like that to get some consideration.
thx, #smij

2025-05-14 18:35:46

3pm est
#nevent1q…33g3

2025-05-14 01:53:29

see, we can just throw it in the river. someone will come along and clean it up...
#nevent1q…lwf0

2025-05-13 18:48:05

the fail videos as people try this at home will be entertaining...
#nevent1q…ugys

2025-05-13 16:52:17

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I'm not, maybe the next one. I don't want to fry it.

2025-05-13 01:20:29

just bought a few copies of @nprofile…j6gq's new book, Laws of Life: Ditch the system Design your life.
here's a link, check it out...
bit.ly/jackslawsoflife

2025-05-13 01:02:43

https://i.nostr.build/fCgDqYx74j4JK1dZ.jpg 12may2025 #smij #sunset #lkld #fl

2025-05-12 18:27:57

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broccoli, kale, and basil have been transplanted. getting ready to shut it down for the first time in years. I've harvested a lot out of it.

2025-05-12 18:01:57

so, once I have enough #bitcoin I can #lend it out and people will pay it back with #interest and I can never lose?
I need this explained like you would to a #5thgrader, I need this to be clear.
#smij #asknostr

2025-05-12 17:37:17

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that's what just read, yes.

2025-05-12 17:32:42

4 might be a little young, but if they're out by themselves. being able to call for help is priceless.
#nevent1q…7hel

2025-05-12 17:29:27

so, i hear, op_return is being shelved. ...
couple of questions...
what does this mean for #knots & #core ?
isn't division like this bad for #onboarding ?

2025-05-12 17:14:19

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I also don't have it in front of a window. ;)

2025-05-10 15:49:33

I always forget to say #gm...
#nevent1q…9h5g

2025-05-10 14:24:04

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how do you aquire it?

2025-05-10 00:28:13

the only problem with this actually catching on is the occasional squirrel.
#nevent1q…20t0

2025-05-09 17:45:22

ouch. so was that ignorance or intentional? you can't trust what people say when they don't even know what they're saying.
#nevent1q…5avv

2025-05-09 17:35:33

quick
ez
are nice if it's not down...jeez
#nevent1q…y05u

2025-05-08 23:55:03

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helpful people answer your question.
use it wisely.

2025-05-08 00:09:45

no, don't put all your eggs in one basket, but here's a great basket...
#smij approved
#nevent1q…v2yu

2025-05-07 17:50:09

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a bunch of relays

2025-05-06 15:41:14

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I think what most want is self regulation... either the ability to self regulate or let the market regulate itself without interference from those with self interest only

2025-05-05 21:49:54

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yup. classic: two sides of the same coin.

2025-05-05 21:48:00

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it is an acronym, so maybe we should be spelling it out... g.i.f.

2025-05-05 21:45:53

The Beach!!
or was it Ocean ? ;)
#nevent1q…ndz4

2025-05-05 21:41:13

"grafic" with "grrr" sound.
#nevent1q…8v57

2025-05-05 12:58:11

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call you mother.

2025-05-03 18:17:53

try orange pilling with Venmo or PayPal they may already use them. make it ez to onboard, you can worry about the self custody conversation after they get going.
get Venmo here: https://get.venmo.com/s3TE481H4Sb

2025-05-03 01:32:37

no, not your seed phrase...
#nevent1q…v4lq

2025-05-03 01:25:46

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the US is in the regime change business. the war machine funnels the money to the friends of the politicians for a piece of the action.

2025-05-03 00:53:27

right.
even if #bitcoin stays flat the #value of the #dollar is still plummeting.
#smij says #stack & #hodl
#nevent1q…ph4x

2025-05-03 00:37:57

the problem is stopping...
#nevent1q…c0qd

2025-05-01 22:39:30

map app?
#nevent1q…cf4k

2025-05-01 20:12:26

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oops my mistake I meant to send 2k, not 22. could you send it back, thx.
;)

2025-05-01 20:09:28

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my guess is isopod larvae.

2025-05-01 18:23:37

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shockingly, no. and monkey bread isn't made from monkeys. that was disappointing to fund out too.

2025-05-01 16:57:06

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not animal. petroleum based

2025-05-01 16:51:15

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a 'saver' ;)

2025-04-30 01:22:31

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same thing. both are used to mean the oil from the sunflower seed.

2025-04-30 01:10:42

is there easier onboarding then venmo? so many already have it. for those that don't,
tap to get Venmo: https://get.venmo.com/5qEHvYYxYSb https://payp.al/ref

2025-04-29 20:25:30

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Niiccce. my gamma's best is only 1.96G

2025-04-29 17:59:09

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it used to be: "the one with the most toys wins."
now, it's: "the one with the most bitcoin wins."

2025-04-29 16:54:55

this could be a game changer...
#nevent1q…ck6n

2025-04-29 14:20:41

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#tease

2025-04-29 13:59:05