bryan
Bryan

Father, Husband, Bitcoiner, Urologist.

Public Key

npub1dld9hn3gsgtkh7atl26s8gd49qfjjkpdw8ztap9mk4n7vhq60y0satfd8s

NIP-05 Address

bryan@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

bryanmd@strike.me

Profile Code

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eden.nostr.land

relay.primal.net

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2025-05-26 18:05:06

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I’m low triple digit IQ, slightly above the far left curvers. 101. I know where I am!

2025-05-06 01:28:57

Somebody has offered to match my bounty to a second developer.
The only requirement being any issues identified that may affect core, be passed along.
Anybody here on nostr interested in this?
https://x.com/psifour/status/1919558800513892716?s=46
#note1nr9…kuh2

2025-05-05 23:21:06

I’m offering 1 million sats to a Bitcoin developer for 10 hours of focused code review on BitcoinKnots, specifically looking at commits by Luke Dashjr that don't already have public reviews posted on GitHub.
The scope:
Provide an independent review with a focus specifically on finding bugs that could adversely affect users.
Deliver a short write-up summarizing your findings.
If you’re interested, please reply below. I will choose a developer by tomorrow, 5 PM EDT.
This was posted on X not so long ago, the bounty was claimed by Marshall Long, OGBTC.

2025-04-24 13:48:32

The highs are so beautiful.
The lows, not so much.

2025-04-20 22:00:26

Are we winning?

2025-04-18 20:12:52

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Still a no for me as well. But these products are improving.

2025-04-18 20:09:13

@npub1dmc…utjm I just logged on to strike and the loan option is there, which I think is amazing.
Briefly, after I pay the loan off in 12 months, can I immediately withdrawal my entire bitcoin balance? Or will it be subjected to w/d limits making it take a very long time to w/d the balance?

2025-04-17 15:59:40

Atlas Urology has purchased 0.35 bitcoin. The bitcoin will be transferred to business custody once we get the all clear from RIVER.

2025-04-08 01:31:43

Atlas Urology acquired 0.4 bitcoin today.
We will add this to our growing bitcoin reserve.
The bitcoin will be moved to our reserve address once the transaction clears the RIVER holding period.

2025-04-06 05:40:56

Anybody here?

2025-03-30 01:24:08

If bitcoin goes to zero, I’m still winning if she smiles when she is in my arms.
https://i.nostr.build/0fPxoz3DIH0t8ldU.jpg

2025-03-30 00:38:49

There will be signs brothers…
https://i.nostr.build/h2coVt7ZAVP1ZwOf.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/cefyY6bLrNElpHIE.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/a092Nvee6C73dr8A.jpg

2025-03-27 09:51:24

Is there any way to get off the hell thread? It ruins my notifications which means I can’t really engage with others in a meaningful way.

2025-03-23 16:46:29

This view cost 90 dollars.
https://i.nostr.build/BRp3PNyGMez370Z0.jpg

2025-03-20 23:59:08

https://i.nostr.build/LKH9I0b5iBi8RiZf.jpg

2025-03-17 23:54:07

Lyons, Ga https://i.nostr.build/zq2ufFvT0FSeFnjk.jpg

2025-03-16 23:18:53

I’m still here. 🫂

2025-02-19 03:24:01

Any interest?
https://rumble.com/c/c-7601799
If you like the first video, "like, comment, subscribe"
Any feedback would be appreciated.

2025-02-17 17:46:33

Is there a way too delete videos from zap.stream? @nprofile…adm7

2025-02-16 01:35:02

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@npub1etc…xwkr

2025-02-15 15:49:57

🚨 Breaking 🚨 You do NOT need a non-profit organization to request an address from a based bitcoin developer and send them payment for their work.

2025-02-15 12:21:38

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Which do you prefer? Zeus? Blixt? Strike? Aqua?

2025-02-15 12:14:51

After 1.5 years, I shutdown my LN. I feel sad, humbled, like I let bitcoin down.
In short, my time was becoming limited and I was unable to keep up with the maintenance.
I spent 6 hours yesterday trying to understand why LNbITS, running on a remote machine, all of sudden failed to communicate with LND, running locally.
I tried everything….new certs, new macaroons, IP checks, updates, restarts.
After 6 hours, I gave up. LNBITS was the (only) way I could use my node for payments on the go. And if I’m not doing that, it’s not worth it to me. I don’t like tails.
It’s a long story. If I ever decide to run another node, it will be a core lightning node.
I still run my bitcoin nodes at home and the office. Those are easy in comparison.

2025-01-29 22:25:43

https://i.nostr.build/L9nRAPZuzc5UNluP.jpg

2025-01-24 13:46:10

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Who is Jack Dorsey?

2025-01-23 23:20:07

XRP has always been a shit coin.

2025-01-20 03:38:22

I just got in from doing a case at the hospital,
The job has taken so much from me.
I was on call for the week of Christmas.
I’m on call today, my son’s 10th birthday.
I have missed so many important moments.
It didn’t bother me so much in the past, but now it causes pain.
A bitcoin gathering in Naples, I can’t go.
Despite the bad, I walked in tonight and my two dogs greeted me. So happy to see me. My son is playing Xbox, my 5 yo is asleep on the couch, and my 12 yo is asleep in her room. Wife is asleep.
I went around and gave everybody hugs and kisses. I love them so much and they fill the house with joy.
Coming home tonight to a loving family is worth more than all 21 million bitcoin.

2025-01-16 11:14:06

If we don’t protect Bitcoin, it goes to zero.
Ocean Mining is part of the solution.
BitAxe is part of the solution.
We need to decentralize hash rate, chip production, and mining hardware production.
Good Morning! ☕️ https://i.nostr.build/xm0coNMu6EwePQr3.jpg

2025-01-11 14:33:20

Happy Birthday Sweet Love! 🫂❤️🫂❤️ https://i.nostr.build/W04lmVtzSzASNvE4.jpg https://i.nostr.build/nZF91gFCjg1a9Sr4.jpg https://i.nostr.build/kYnRwdGvjtsJhgSm.jpg https://i.nostr.build/9bD2rZ8g2mcd2ffI.jpg

2025-01-03 15:12:44

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They are looking to the most prominent example of modern “democracy” in the history of the world and concluding that it has been perverted beyond recognition….
and then rejecting the idea all together.

2025-01-03 13:58:09

I wasn't invited to the 100k party, but I have found a group of people with whom my values, in general, align with.
I'm glad to be here with you all.

2025-01-03 01:14:48

I finished my first book of 2025, Government Gangsters by Kash Patel.

2024-12-29 16:34:58

Luke is a national treasure…
I believe Jack, he is one of the guardians of bitcoin. https://i.nostr.build/cq4WQhcfbB97Vd4z.jpg

2024-12-29 13:11:09

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I agree. And his bitcoin too.

2024-12-29 12:51:29

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Thank you 🙏

2024-12-29 12:03:29

Sleep easy, the government is here to protect you. https://i.nostr.build/UdofyqShkGgFvofD.jpg

2024-12-29 12:02:31

https://i.nostr.build/So8xLWtu8jsoUPkl.jpg

2024-12-29 12:01:57

The deep state is trying to steal our country, an enemy of the people.
An attempt by the operator of the FBI X account to turn the public against Ross and win political points when Trump sets him free. https://i.nostr.build/qDCax9NlTwnMYQPi.jpg

2024-12-29 11:06:52

Good Morning, have you guys heard of “LMDOTWO?”
I plan to use this method if I ever sell some bitcoins.

2024-12-29 00:17:29

https://i.nostr.build/crqYKVro6gHPx6PM.jpg

2024-12-28 22:41:21

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Thanks Dan 🫂

2024-12-28 22:26:00

Be it my wife, or my girls, I always get to sit by the most beautiful girls at the bar. https://i.nostr.build/5lRdIC0Q286zh484.jpg

2024-12-28 00:09:50

I just finished working on a project with my AI and ended things by saying: "thanks for your help this evening."
In a weird way, I meant it.

2024-12-24 10:52:47

Merry Christmas Eve!

2024-12-05 02:49:31

100k

2024-12-04 22:58:46

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It was a GBM. Predates the vaccine in this age group.

2024-12-03 22:31:51

Good evening.
Fuck the State!

2024-12-02 01:35:21

I would pardon my son too.

2024-11-28 13:57:19

Happy Thanksgiving!

2024-11-22 16:22:17

The flippening of ETH by some other shit coin is going to be the highlight of this "cycle."

2024-11-12 06:36:40

3 weeks, no alcohol. Not even a single sip.

2024-11-10 13:51:09

Where is the upgrade firmware section on the coldcard Q. On the MK4 it was advanced - upgrade - and could also “show version.”
I cannot locate this anywhere on the Q?

2024-11-10 12:56:01

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Trey, do you have a safe word? Making money in the private sector and then using your wealth to help your neighbors and community makes you sound like a right wing 🥜
Happy Sunday brother. Glad you are here!
🫂

2024-11-09 22:35:01

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1 for home, 1 for my office lobby, 1 for a friend, 1 to collect (don’t kill me 😂) https://i.nostr.build/sr7astm4pyckGXYi.jpg

2024-11-09 13:04:58

Trump, to start:
Free Ross
Free @npub1sn0…jdv9
Free Roman
The bitcoin seized from US citizens should not be used as part of any treasury reserve.
Those Bitcoin belong to either the owners of the business, the customers, or, at worst, the people.
Fire Gensler.

2024-11-08 18:17:01

Came home early today and wife was in a bitcoin orange dress watching a documentary on alien abductions.
feeling blessed 😂

2024-11-08 16:11:05

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I agree.

2024-11-08 15:24:37

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I understand the spread. It just seems a bit misleading to state the purchase price as 76,000 when in fact you paid 76,876.
We should normalize the final ticket order to include this:
Bitcoin Acquired: X
USD Total = Fee + Spread + Amt into BITCOIN
It's more transparent.

2024-11-08 15:21:16

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Yes, river is, by far, the best bitcoin exchange, particularly for larger purchases.

2024-11-08 15:05:36

I just purchased 0.195 bitcoin from @npub1xke…d0en for 15,000 IRS utility tokens.
I have been using and recommending river exclusively, but help me understand, the price of bitcoin at the time of purchase, as recorded on the buy order was 76,086 and the fee was 148.51.
Essentially, this comes out to a purchase price of 76,847 which is almost 1,000 more than the price of bitcoin at the time of my purchase.
Even if you consider the fee of 148 dollars, I acquired 0.195 bitcoin for 14,851 which is 76,158.
It just seems like these fees are a bit harsh, particularly when most of the customers never even move their coins from the exchange.
@npub139n…kwf4

2024-11-08 11:27:16

When I share a note link from Damus, and the receiver opens the link, it takes them to DAMUS, but not the note I want them to view.
Somebody put this on GitHub. 😂

2024-11-08 01:46:32

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😅😉😂

2024-11-08 01:28:15

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I’m not trying to be harsh, but perhaps a professional could help you sort through your emotions.

2024-11-08 01:27:27

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You should consider a psychology evaluation.

2024-11-08 00:47:13

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I understand less than 25% of jack’s notes.

2024-11-08 00:24:59

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Are you going to give him an honest chance to prove you wrong?
For example, hiring the person (as Chief of Staff) who helped orchestrate one of the biggest US presidential “comebacks” in US history doesn’t seem like a horrible move.
I suspect you are correct, but sometimes our bias leads us to erroneous conclusions.

2024-11-07 19:05:01

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🫂

2024-11-07 18:19:20

Atlas Urology has added 0.44 bitcoin to the treasury. To date, our reserves have appreciated by 44,000 USD yielding a return of 23%
With decreasing reimbursement from insurers and rising overhead, privately owned medical practices will benefit from adopting a bitcoin strategy.
Adequate reserves ensure we can continue to run a urology practice that always puts the patient's needs first.
I hope we are doing our part to MAHA.

2024-11-07 11:26:37

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You would have preferred us to elect…
A globalist, somebody who would attempt to destroy even more of our freedoms?
The candidate that did NOT promise to free Ross?
The party that spent the last 4 years attacking my family’s savings?
The party that put Gensler in office, the guy who works for big banks and Elizabeth Warren?
We elected the outsider, the guy who has promised to shrink government and quit fking with bitcoiners.
Perhaps he doesn’t keep his promises, we have not lost our humility and will continue to stack sats. But this was the best we could do under the circumstances.
In the end, no bitcoiners are stating what your meme suggests, it’s an unfair characterization of the situation.
I likely speak for many US bitcoiners when I suggest…I’m glad Trump won. Fuck the state. Onwards.
🫂

2024-11-06 11:40:02

I have my issues with Bitcoin Magazine, but David Bailey and their team deserve ALOT of credit here. #note1uey…j4ys

2024-11-06 11:09:31

You are welcome world. -USA

2024-11-06 07:04:28

I’m happy Ross will be free on day 1.
I’m happy RFK will help MAHA.
I’m hopeful Elon can decrease the size of government.
I’m happy the president will not be directly attacking my family’s savings.

2024-11-04 17:53:06

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🫂

2024-11-04 17:50:12

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Would be a big dick move if Joe Biden pardoned him on the way out.

2024-11-04 14:40:09

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What don’t you like about him?

2024-11-04 13:42:18

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Doesn’t surprise me, the primary business of PETA is euthanizing animals.
https://www.nrahlf.org/articles/2023/3/6/peta-slaughter-tops-45-000-dogs-cats-and-other-pets/

2024-11-04 13:37:58

Has PETA put out a statement regarding peanut the squirrel?

2024-11-02 20:12:27

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I just zapped you from my tree stand 🔥

2024-11-01 15:46:57

Happy Day of the Dead. https://i.nostr.build/2CoI0fbx5jKDWH47.png

2024-11-01 10:46:53

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😂

2024-10-31 18:16:02

MAHA

2024-10-31 17:59:31

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This video makes me want to give up on humanity.
Everything she said makes me want to vomit.
"Scientists say he pushes lies."

2024-10-31 10:21:29

@npub1etc…xwkr sent me this. I suspect it’s already been debunked. https://i.nostr.build/IGbghJGrDbdPW0EF.jpg

2024-10-30 23:43:39

We should know within the next 7 days if Ross will walk out of prison in January.

2024-10-30 21:25:26

First of all, I love Jesus, and I want you to know him. - CM 🫂

2024-10-30 01:24:43

I have 5-7 pillows on my bed. They all suck.

2024-10-29 11:52:44

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This is so great 😂

2024-10-29 10:42:07

Using the bidet randomly through the day is normal, right?

2024-10-29 10:33:48

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And you as well. 🙏

2024-10-29 10:24:44

We are at 71k and the halving is coming in less than 3.75 years.
LFG.

2024-10-29 10:22:27

GM 😉

2024-10-28 12:30:27

On my personal computer, I input my mnemonic while using chantools to recover funds. At one point, I used the copy function.
This is not my cold storage, rather the mnemonic for my LND node.
It felt awful inputting the seed phrase, but it had to be done. And the copy function was used at one point when I was struggling through the UTXO purgatory hell.
Any thoughts on this? How paranoid should I be?
Thanks to @npub1utx…50e8 @npub1lxk…5xlc and guggero, the UTXOs were rescued.

2024-10-28 01:54:29

6 days without the devil’s poison.

2024-10-27 16:41:32

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Ok, about to run that command. Will it sweep even though the transactions are already settled on the main chain? It will just sweep them all to whatever address I input?
Does this look okay:
./chantools sweepremoteclosed --destaddr bc1qq2udaj98fst6gq4aeytseghn28l6fcxqknlhmz
?

2024-10-27 16:22:35

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It seems to be closed, it just LND does not recognize the closure. I tried closing again, but it says the channel is not recognized.

2024-10-27 16:07:21

Any advice on how to recover funds stuck in limbo after a force closure has matured and the closing transaction has long since been confirmed on the blockchain? The blockchain shows the tx confirmed, way past the maturity date, and the channels (which closed during Hurricane Milton) remain as "pending."
Also, would anybody mind a text zap of a 5-10 sats to ensure everything looks fine. Thx.

2024-10-26 21:01:43

I need a great book recommendation…
Give me your favorite books, I would like to check a few out.

2024-10-26 20:41:43

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Great analysis, actually. 🤣🤣🤣

2024-10-26 20:23:33

A few years ago, I had a horrible nightmare, it felt real.
I dreamed I was part of a revolution, a peaceful monetary revolution, the #bitcoin revolution.
In reality, my fellow revolutionaries, the bitcoiners I had been associating with online, were working together to take my money. My weekly DCA was being used to fund their luxurious lifestyles: Yachts, trips abroad, conferences, and so on.
Even Satoshi was in on it.
In the end, there was no revolution, just me, divorced, and learning how to Have Fun Staying Poor.
This is a true story and happened around the time the ecosystem was collapsing around FTX, LUNA, BlockFi, Celsius.
Have any of you ever experienced a dream like this? It was almost like the “I went to school naked” dream. I felt embarrassed, humiliated, alone, and silly.

2024-10-25 18:08:22

Some of the 🐈‍⬛ ies are selling bitcoin.