Kajoozie Maflingo

Self hosting weirdo. Piss poor sysadmin. Script kiddie. Member of the Circle Jerk Economy. Influencer, Creator of the improved Nostr mascot, Financial advisor, Licensed money transmitter, Casine pit boss, assistant curator of the #womenlist, Meme Engineer, Founding member of Nostr Power Couples™ with npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl, Manufacturer of #modernhorrors, I also got some chickens lol

Recommends:
https://cornychat.com
https://hivetalk.org
https://relay.tools
https://zaplinks.lol
https://zap.cooking

Running nip-42 auth relay for my follows at wss://elites.nostrati.org
Trying to figure out lnbits lol

Public Key

npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw

NIP-57 Address

kajooziemaflingo@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmny2yhl50

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

relay.nostr.band

relay.coinos.io

Author Public Key

npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw

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Last Notes

2024-11-07 15:31:21

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We still got 1 more night, so we'll see...

2024-11-07 03:11:29

@nprofile…jess maybe best you didn't come to #nostrville this year ngl https://image.nostr.build/b93a4ba54805c9bb909dc976af222930f02e08fd02242c3353e1dbd0329315a4.jpg

2024-11-05 18:34:14

Nashville hotmic roadtrip
https://cornychat.com/hotmicroadtrip

2024-11-05 14:52:30

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He ain't as good as he once was

2024-11-05 14:51:34

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I have no TV, never turn on the radio, deleted all legacy social media accounts, ublock origin on firefox. Im insulated from all but yard signs.

2024-11-05 13:38:59

I don't mind negative people unless they're not funny

2024-11-05 12:51:18

There was one thing I really wanted to do in Nashville but then Toby Keith died...

2024-11-05 02:42:37

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I love it when a plan comes together

2024-11-04 17:15:13

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I just kind of eyeballed it. wasn't even really sure what I was making til I started making it, ya know?

2024-11-04 00:32:42

Creamy Chicken pasta bake #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/d83465b84e51d2fe9c4a014963966b963b76397ddc37925d314542ad31f0c2d0.jpg

2024-11-02 00:29:58

Its friday night what are you doing come chat https://cornychat.com/nostrati

2024-11-01 16:03:56

https://image.nostr.build/44ae65afb87bdd689e9b196bf2fd60d2080ec6c3b1912c0d583fc48c4bad728a.jpg @nprofile…02q0

2024-10-31 13:10:41

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I don't think Win11 is ever *fully* updated lol

2024-10-28 13:32:27

We're not here to get the institutions to adopt Bitcoin.
We're here to rip the institutions out by the roots and toss them in the fire, then plant bitcoin seeds in the ashes.
Gm friends.

2024-10-28 04:29:51

What did the five fingers say to the face?!
SLAP!!!
#nevent1q…0raf

2024-10-26 18:58:20

Here's the weekly recap of what we did on #modernhorrors on HiveTalk this week. Thanks for coming @npub1tx5…hd8g @npub1mu9…jj0t @npub1ymt…pxnz and the lovely @npub1r8u…fjwl
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2024-10-26 17:21:27

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Yuh

2024-10-21 00:54:00

nice.

2024-10-20 21:17:04

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Alright as long as you got some Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top in there.

2024-10-20 15:47:56

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Lolwut

2024-10-20 01:23:50

I'm not weird I'm completely normal.
#nevent1q…yta7

2024-10-19 16:25:55

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Come to nostrville and you can try some

2024-10-18 16:47:26

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The THC dissolves in the alcohol, drinking it gets you drunk and high at the same damn time.

2024-10-18 15:05:42

hey @npub16se…jdxk if I start soaking a half pound of weed stems in Bacardi 151 right now, you think it'll be ready by #nostrville ?

2024-10-16 19:24:32

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It's open source so I'm assuming this is Nvidia's modified version of the 70b model.
Now I just need 80gb of vram to run it...

2024-10-16 13:29:59

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I can send but not receive

2024-10-16 13:29:53

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I can send but not receive

2024-10-14 03:31:06

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Okay now it kinda sounds like you're trying to get rid of her...

2024-10-14 01:37:53

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I'm gonna be 100% honest I'm not sure I'm ready for a second wife

2024-10-14 00:42:37

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Not that wet shrimp donut

2024-10-13 23:45:49

Some highlights from yesterday's #modernhorrors on Hive Talk - we do this stupid shit every Saturday based on your prompts. I am not responsible for this.
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2024-10-13 19:31:11

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Chores and weird ai stuff

2024-10-13 19:27:53

Vote for @npub1r8u…fjwl over and over!
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#vote #2024 #presidentelecttherupertdamnit #modernhorrors

2024-10-13 17:47:38

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Sup

2024-10-11 14:38:45

Figures "fuckthegovernment" was taken as a username on studentaid.gov, I'm gonna have to get more creative
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2024-10-11 02:51:13

Nostr's aight I guess
#nevent1q…rxjw

2024-10-10 04:35:07

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We drink White Claw now, thank you.

2024-10-09 03:33:08

I heard @nprofile…80xz and @nprofile…rnlp are gonna wrestle, Greko-Roman style
#nevent1q…8hef

2024-10-08 13:46:56

"You just got lucky"
If that's what you wanna call having conviction and making sacrifices... sure

2024-10-08 02:30:29

Computers are dumb

2024-10-07 14:03:50

Y'all know what would make the BEST tramp stamp? Go react to this post so it'll win the vote. #asknostr
#nevent1q…mmks

2024-10-07 04:09:56

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Get this tattoo
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2024-10-06 17:40:12

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Please understand this:
Zero people are jealous of you.
I know that's what you aspire most for in life, cause you grew up on Instagram, and have a fiat mentality. But no one wants to be you dude.

2024-10-06 17:34:35

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Sounds as fair as your meme contests lol

2024-10-06 14:24:56

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Please for the love of God, do not spill it

2024-10-05 16:46:55

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It takes several days of no carbs before your body switches fully to fat as a fuel source

2024-10-05 16:27:13

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It's when your body goes into ketosis and starts burning fat instead of storing it.

2024-10-05 03:20:33

My 8 year old son loves it when I get a Uline catalog lol

2024-10-02 22:05:38

#gfy #coinbase #notyourkeysnotyourcoins https://image.nostr.build/15f97d45d21502cc34cbfab538f7fabd864b0ec2ff1b88050ec147cfa4f8f7a4.jpg

2024-10-01 05:06:26

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4: Amethyst, nostrudel, corny chat, hivetalk.

2024-10-01 04:59:22

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Any kind of one track mind is dangerous, even if you're just trying to find love.

2024-09-30 15:36:52

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I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing lol

2024-09-30 15:30:53

well, i'm sold. https://image.nostr.build/ee8e157e7111f14b78efe703fdcc95b94d2916b9405d1967e4f234ff861137fc.jpg

2024-09-30 05:05:24

I just spent a significant amount of time floating around in #cyberspace, didn't see a goddamned thing.

2024-09-29 16:06:19

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Nothing is more masculine than crying on command

2024-09-28 17:23:51

#modernhorrors getting started in a few - get your dumb prompts ready!
https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors

2024-09-28 04:26:50

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Falling Down is so good.

2024-09-27 19:39:31

I was just looking up what "Vendredi Cretin" meant https://image.nostr.build/f91ec69132960996256ba4ba0f968e0b37a76696490f603d812c243007ffd568.jpg @npub1yx6…7kza

2024-09-27 02:07:29

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2024-09-26 23:12:40

I'm inherently less trustful of people who refuse to sing karaoke. You know who you are.

2024-09-25 15:36:22

Join each other's relays. Create lightning channels with each other. This is the way.
#nevent1q…687s

2024-09-25 15:29:21

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It worked!

2024-09-25 15:21:34

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It uses NIP-42, nostrudel works but you have to tell it to authenticate.

2024-09-25 12:56:40

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2024-09-25 12:47:49

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My relay is wss://elites.nostrati.org
You have write permission as someone I follow.
What's yours? May I join?

2024-09-23 16:15:56

Here's the #modernhorrors recap from last week on HiveTalk. Thanks to everyone who participated @npub1mu9…jj0t @npub1yx6…7kza @npub16e3…y9v6 @npub1tx5…hd8g @npub1r8u…fjwl @npub12r0…9qrx @bitkarrot sorry I can't tag you B?!
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2024-09-23 13:34:46

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15 seconds of valuable info is enough to justify a 3 hour podcast vic, YOU JUS GOTTA LISTEN, BRO

2024-09-22 04:16:51

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Draw a metal album cover for a band called "death hammer elf"

2024-09-22 03:47:45

DEATH HAMMER ELF #puffpuffpaint
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2024-09-22 02:32:07

Cocksmuggler truck cactus. #puffpuffpaint
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2024-09-22 01:41:50

Chicken coop gun coffin. #puffpuffpaint
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2024-09-21 20:12:06

I left damus, Primal, 0xtr, and nos . lol relays and reply guy is a thing of the past.

2024-09-21 16:29:44

Going on in 1 hourish - get your prompts ready, Bozo! https://image.nostr.build/c22398373307ed67a9bef0d5cb7f79da2ca498e53db86d427810c7d05cadaacb.png #modernhorrors #hivetalk

2024-09-21 14:56:45

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I used to be able to say "just come by my office with cash and a smartphone, I'll sell you some corn, legally, with no bank account, phone #, or drivers license."
I think we just have to become outlaws.

2024-09-21 14:51:09

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In 2024, if a normie friend wants to buy BTC with fiat, how do you tell them to do it? Buy Tether then go to Bisq? LocalBitcoins? Go to a meet up?

2024-09-21 14:19:50

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I sold BTC for fiat through my storefront for 2 years. They reached out to me after seeing bitcoin related blog posts on my business website. At first, all you needed was a smartphone, an email, and cash. I orange pilled several plebs at that time. Then LibertyX capitulated to the legislators bu requiring a phone number, pics of drivers license, and selfies. I stopped pushing the service to my friends and associates. It dried up, and I just got this email yesterday.
I know that BTC is here to compete with, rather than compliment the Dollar, and that decentralized exchanges (or off-the-books cash p2p transactions) are the only way forward. I'm working to build a circular economy. It just sucks to see the entrance and exit doors all closing so rapidly.

2024-09-21 02:49:00

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#nostrmemes #nostrati #memestr

2024-09-21 02:27:43

I can't sell Bitcoin at my brick-and-mortar anymore. Lame.
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2024-09-20 23:07:04

I found it like this. I left it like this.
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2024-09-20 14:57:51

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ReplyGuy is all the engagement I need

2024-09-20 01:04:40

Test from amethyst

2024-09-20 01:01:00

Test from nostrudel

2024-09-19 14:40:53

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I used to take long shits when I had a normal hourly wage job, now I'm self employed and my shits are fast.

2024-09-19 14:17:42

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"Doug posting"
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2024-09-19 12:47:58

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Idk ask @npub1rtl…jtfs

2024-09-19 05:04:00

Hosting nostrati.org on this bad boy.
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2024-09-18 15:48:30

You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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2024-09-18 13:15:32

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Yeah I seent em. 4 eth ports and passive cooling built into the case. Good stuff.

2024-09-17 00:32:59

Sing it like lemmy
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2024-09-15 17:55:15

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Good luck

2024-09-14 17:08:35

We're having a party in here! https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors
Live Now in #HiveTalk

2024-09-14 14:18:01

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You still got blackberries?

2024-09-14 14:15:09

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"Only 90's kids..."

2024-09-13 22:30:26

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@npub1lhe…w94n is this your car?

2024-09-11 15:10:33

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I have interacted with a LOT of LLM's and after a decent conversation I can always tell they aren't human.

2024-09-11 14:54:20

Why is it so hard to tell the bots from real people on legacy social media like facebook and twitter, but so easy to tell the difference on #nostr ?

2024-09-11 13:27:22

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1. Email is for boomers.
2. If they have a stake in companies that are asking for opensats funding, they shouldn't be on the opensats board.
3. This is the internet, unprofessional is what we do. Case in point: this note is unprofessional as fuck.

2024-09-11 01:20:47

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I had to eat and go visit my sister in the hospital. It's driving itself at this point.

2024-09-11 00:03:28

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You don't *gotta* but you can watch if you want, it's in an hour, and just 1 hour long

2024-09-10 23:59:43

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Here ya go @npub12r0…9qrx