PresidentElectTheRupertDamnit

"One"derful You; do old Hollywood glam for decor.
We did The Very Hungry Caterpillar for the youngest and all of the foods were the things the caterpillar ate. Cake was a caterpillar made of cupcakes.
The two older ones were a very long time ago but I think they were like Little Mermaid and Blue's Clues. Lol.

2024-10-02 19:51:15

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But do you use the relay?

2024-10-01 19:18:24

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And I just lost, but so did you.

2024-10-01 05:08:45

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E-pock. Sounds like The Spock.

2024-09-29 16:06:44

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Yeah, but it basically means it follows the contours of the body it's on. I practically live in oversized shirts, bodycon skirts, and leggings most winters but even when I wear one of the dresses like that,I cover the majority of it with an oversized top. Lol.
I once told someone "I only wear it so I can get away with leggings and a big shirt with slightly extra butt coverage."

2024-09-28 21:20:00

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Kousa dogwood! Very cool!

2024-09-28 01:59:20

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This makes me feel dirty somehow.

2024-09-27 16:55:42

For all those "hard to reach" places...
https://image.nostr.build/585631491fc05b9a4694cfdae720d37055c1b2f3e7fed2af3a91683d29f651bc.jpg

2024-09-26 23:14:23

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Look, if you're too afraid to tag him, I will... @nprofile…cc99

2024-09-25 13:38:52

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I'm a strong believer in "if they don't learn it from you, they'll learn it wrong somewhere else". I try to keep answers age appropriate. When the boy was 5, he asked and I told him about mommies and daddies loving each other and giving each other special hugs and babies growing in mommies' tummies.
This year, kw that he's 8, when he asks about it, I use the proper words for all of our bits and tell him more clinical details.

2024-09-25 13:35:36

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Welcome new friend! I'm a homeschooling mom so we already have that in common!

2024-09-25 13:34:54

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Yes, please. 💚

2024-09-25 13:27:10

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Good morning, Mr. Wedge!

2024-09-25 04:46:01

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I'd be a trillionaire if that's how it worked.

2024-09-24 14:01:58

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We have to leave in 30 minutes. I've laid out your clothes. I just need you to brush your teeth and get dressed. You have half an hour. I'm getting myself together. Can I trust you to get this done?
*28 minutes later*
"Mom! We can't leave! I'm not ready! I haven't gotten dressed or brushed my teeth! I don't know where my clothes are!"
*Pull my hair out*

2024-09-24 01:12:50

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I found you!

2024-09-23 23:26:17

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Brick on the gas pedal.

2024-09-23 18:07:14

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NGL, at first I that this was Joey Fatone.

2024-09-23 17:35:39

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Oh wait, I've got a better answer! ALL OF THEM!

2024-09-23 17:35:01

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$3.47

2024-09-23 16:55:40

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I miss those giant trees so hard.

2024-09-23 00:38:18

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I think you have to announce that it's a new meme template or folks won't accept it. It's like an offering.

2024-09-21 23:25:45

#puffpuffpaint #finaldraft
https://image.nostr.build/caee059f88c1c75f3a80cf201f41aefef8d0e2910638792561b608fbbb41a30f.jpg

2024-09-21 14:45:11

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My grandma used to say "men want meat, dogs want bones."
I don't personally ascribe to that mentality but I do see the appeal. I have mostly just accepted that my body type isn't everyone's favorite (including myself) but it's the one I've got and some folks dig it. I've envied small-breasted women since I started developing. I even went so far as to have surgery. Alas, I am destined to be the size I am though because I am back to the same size I was before the surgery. My mother, on the other hand, is teeny and has always been envious of my shape.
All that to say, we always want what we can't have when we should be happy we have anything at all.

2024-09-21 04:15:25

https://image.nostr.build/ba8313b8be2d1c123d870b80a7776366efd6bc5cd7d11ec5cf969aac3d9e1c4b.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1ea2f91cd962580a3c788cf8ce6d2070e05ac0653247c3313fcbf72c0632ff27.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/6a32cc9bd70be9b3ff2c3ce4ac02607b574eb5b80f9c590ce8f79f84dd3104b8.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/cbde6b7056e953681d996aa997ea1ec74896e02f77c574c293117af8341dd043.jpg

2024-09-19 19:40:53

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You will never break me!

2024-09-19 19:12:16

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I don't have anything to add. I just want to say it makes me feel special knowing that you both follow me. 💚💚💚

2024-09-18 15:49:45

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He was worried the chooks would chomp. Lol.

2024-09-18 15:09:10

Crazy fungi in the yard today. Photo credit: the 8 year old @nprofile…03yu and I created
https://image.nostr.build/83c1601ba4a88be1bbfc8c654c7d205f3bfb5ea297de0135091151572612ed28.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/6832fc0cc43dd7b72717cbd71e50334553d3dcfe18ef4f254502d1fc9854baa9.jpg

2024-09-18 03:54:52

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I LOVE HIM!

2024-09-17 01:44:54

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On behalf of contracted IT companies everywhere, thank you and fuck you.

2024-09-17 01:42:17

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You do realize the mullet is back right now, right?

2024-09-16 23:12:42

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Pollerama.fun? Made by @nprofile…75zy

2024-09-16 22:46:47

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He's watching all of us...

2024-09-15 16:44:17

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Food thing* fuck you autocorrect.

2024-09-14 15:31:12

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His counts? That's my assumption.

2024-09-11 16:16:56

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Even in a "safe" area, women alone aren't always safe. Lucky you for getting to live without that fear.

2024-09-11 04:00:58

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Hahahaha... I did that. https://image.nostr.build/b808ba54b646db96325b4c93c732fd24126b6ce17cce73ea8efd1b5e3a2980b4.jpg

2024-09-09 05:21:31

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I just posted my copied link. Lol.

2024-09-07 15:06:19

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https://www.nationalreview.com/2015/05/professor-if-you-read-your-kids-youre-unfairly-disadvantaging-others-katherine-timpf/
This statement was made in favor of abolishing private schools.

2024-09-06 01:22:58

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I would have to disown puzzles if it were him.

2024-09-06 00:35:30

Oh man...
https://image.nostr.build/01c5edb7b876e9e4e842c54c814d0a15ef1d622910de5c11e9a1a4bee3173060.jpg

2024-09-06 00:34:11

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That's fantastic!

2024-09-05 19:27:26

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cornychat.com
We have a room open RIGHT NOW if you wanna check it out.
cornychat.com/hotmicroadtrip

2024-09-05 13:30:23

GM, #thenostr !

2024-09-04 23:20:27

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My skinny jeans are rejoicing!

2024-09-04 16:42:19

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Like with content for kids and yes, safe for kids.

2024-09-04 16:31:15

Which #dev is working on a #kid client for #nostr ?

2024-09-04 13:39:44

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Oh shit. It's the 4 horsemen.

2024-09-04 13:27:26

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Has he ever come close to losing? Maybe he's just the most realistic hero and no one wants to admit it.

2024-09-04 13:25:19

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I mean, he can't help it. He signs his enemieswith a sword once he wins. That's pretty top level shit.

2024-09-04 13:20:35

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So, the horse is the problem?

2024-09-04 13:18:42

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But he's not on a horse.

2024-09-04 13:17:19

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Okay but Guy Williams Zorro or Antonio Banderas Zorro?

2024-09-04 13:09:22

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Goth boy on a horse...Zorro?

2024-09-03 18:50:00

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705 followers on amethyst

2024-09-03 16:27:31

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I do believe they did not do their due diligence when researching Nostr and it's lack of lame-o algorithms. They want big brother to spoon feed them content.

2024-09-03 16:21:50

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This is 100% on the user. You have to follow folks and hashtags and actually interact to really get the most out of it. No one will serve content to you.

2024-09-02 19:46:09

Anyone for chicken soup? She volunteered.
#chickenstr #homesteading #thisbirdissodumb
https://image.nostr.build/6eea7e3d3ce790d2bc3c3a9aa38cb5daca72be02264b829a1cc19f1d57738a0c.jpg

2024-09-01 14:32:18

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Thank you! I just get so tired of seeing some of those cretins. They post things that most folks keep to themselves.

2024-09-01 14:25:52

Does anyone have suggestions to block the folks from the mastodon bridge from my feed?
#asknostr

2024-08-31 16:24:34

https://image.nostr.build/d472c2238af51e343cfa918bfdee261674046fc9ad46a30529f7b761fe12fe4a.jpg

2024-08-31 16:06:40

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This is true. Though he may be closer to you than me because I think he's still in Portland.

2024-08-31 16:05:08

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Like, I know if you don't have the answer, he does and vice versa.

2024-08-31 16:04:43

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I so want to get you and my friend Luke together and just listen to you spout off random TV/movie trivia at each other.

2024-08-31 15:07:00

I'll be on your zombie apocalypse team but don't expect me to be a gunner. I'm more adept at making food/supplies. This is evidenced by how often I spray my neck instead of my armpit when applying deodorant.
#thisisnotmyfirstnoteaboutthis #ihaveaproblem #icannotaim

2024-08-30 20:06:28

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The printer or the gun?

2024-08-30 16:44:45

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It really is. Society has cultivated this image of the tech world as these creepy, nerdy, unwashed folks.

2024-08-30 03:47:12

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It's really hard to find.
Though I recently remembered that archive.org exists and I'm wondering if it's there.

2024-08-30 03:40:48

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You're gonna get it. Don't give up.

2024-08-30 03:40:28

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The graphic novel is so good.

2024-08-30 03:37:06

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Seconding cornychat. We love newbies there. Tell them Sparrow and The President or Rupert sent you.

2024-08-30 03:36:34

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Yes! Hey, Android buddy!

2024-08-29 23:07:28

Never enough.
#nevent1q…gsua

2024-08-29 20:52:42

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I think I know who you're talking about but I can't think of his name either.
I may have to make a short video for "the finger trick" for 9s. Lol.

2024-08-29 20:49:53

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I guess I should have said "product" instead of "sum" since it's multiplication.

2024-08-29 20:49:25

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My favorite one for single digits is knowing that the digits in the sum will always add to 9 and the first digit will always be one less than you're multiplying by 9. (Pretty sure they always add to 9 even when you're doing bigger numbers.)

2024-08-29 20:42:04

I always get excited when it's time to teach the 9s times tables because I get to teach all of my fancy tricks.
#homeschooling #mathishard #butwewillsurvive #probably

2024-08-29 19:12:56

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Idk if they have that at the Aldi or the Kroger. But I'm not going to the Kroger because they try to look at my face.

2024-08-29 19:11:54

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I can do that too. What kind? I only have Honeynut Cheerios and Cinnamon Toast Crunch currently.

2024-08-29 19:10:06

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Please give you a cabinet position? Sure. You are captain of the foosball team.

2024-08-29 19:07:44

I accept this win. It wasn't an honor to have gone against such an unworthy opponent.
#nevent1q…37fz

2024-08-29 19:04:51

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Only against movie makers that only wear black and white clothes to represent their heritage externally.

2024-08-29 19:01:50

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We have literal salt mines in Louisiana, btw.

2024-08-29 18:34:00

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I had some curry at the Indian place that folks were fanning themselves over. Didn't flinch. Lol.

2024-08-29 18:30:01

This question is only for folks that aren't from Louisiana...
Do you know what filé is?
#asknostr

2024-08-29 18:19:16

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Now that's a bold faced lie. I am not just some white chick. I am Cajun. We have spices folks don't even know exist.

2024-08-29 18:13:50

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As a "goth at heart", I must refute this claim. I would never tarnish The King's memory in such a manner.

2024-08-29 16:43:07

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See? He's "already President" but hasn't kept his promises.

2024-08-29 16:42:37

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He's such a politician he has folks thinking that his ideas work when it's just pushing back the early.