CryptoCloaks
CryptoCloaks™

https://CryptoCloaks.com

Making cool stuff since 2017.
We are your go to 3D printing and design company in the Bitcoin space.

Public Key

npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj

NIP-05 Address

cryptocloaks@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

cryptocloaks@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs03eyq7ja4xlavcx7m6qs0dhh6zdht650s27u4ldq9p039yncucycpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgjwaehxw309ac82unsd3jhqct89ejhxeh8t74

Publishing to

relay.primal.net

purplepag.es

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj

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Last Notes

2024-09-30 16:14:08

More on the way! SHOETOSHIS!
https://m.primal.net/LGhJ.png

2024-09-29 22:44:02

Hot off the printer! @npub1eeq…at9s👀🤩
https://m.primal.net/LFws.jpg

2024-09-29 14:39:25

Always fun to see Space Heaters in the wild :)
#note1ucs…wyn6

2024-09-26 20:31:12

WE'RE BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/shoetoshis-reborn/
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2024-09-24 21:19:04

14 Down! 86 to go!
PRE-ORDER – BitAxe GAMMA 600 1.2TH
$159.99 with Case and PSU!
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-gamma-600/

2024-09-14 13:44:59

What's the best app for Android for nostr.
What's not like rubbing #40 sandpaper on your skin to use.

2024-09-13 22:18:01

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IM JUST POSTING HERE TO BE SEEN!

2024-09-13 19:13:12

Let's give one away! Repost it and tell us why you love to Bitcoin!
#note1uuh…2cln

2024-09-13 16:53:53

🔥🔥We are stoked to launch our first drop from
@CryptoCloaks x @ltngstore collaboration. 🔥🔥
The iconic Satoshi Smiley is now available on a few of our best selling products.
You can grab em' here!
https://cryptocloaks.com/product-category/artist-collabs/lightning-store/
#Bitcoin #BitAxe
https://m.primal.net/KouH.mp4

2024-09-13 14:00:28

The Triple #BitAxe Stand.
They do look like Vintage Mp3 players and I'm all for it.
Find yours today
https://cryptocloaks.com/product-category/bitaxe/
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2024-09-12 13:54:29

Satoshi's Burgers Fast Food Stand is ready to serve!
#BitAxe
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-specialty-cases/
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2024-09-10 17:26:12

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Buy a Bambu P1P or P1S and never look back.

2024-09-03 20:26:20

Watching @npub1sg6…f63m's biggest disagreement with twitter video and it's mind blowingly hilarious.
This guys lives in his own world pretending he didn't censor every American for years and now is telling Elon how he'd run it. LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude is such a joke.
People don't forget Jack. You were where Elon was.
You had your chance. You decided to sell out every American.

2024-09-03 13:09:39

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Front cover is the new piece and will work with all previous stands :)

2024-09-02 18:31:22

Just a few more minor tweaks to bring it all together but loving how v3 has turned out.
https://m.primal.net/Kats.png
https://m.primal.net/Katu.png

2024-09-02 16:33:49

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The final piece to our BitAxe Stand / Case

2024-09-02 16:21:22

Getting closer to the final slip on front cover being done.
https://m.primal.net/Kako.png

2024-08-31 21:00:24

The Bitcoin Street is here! Grab the sticker pack!
https://cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoin-street-sticker-pack/
Free Shipping Via Snail Mail! 📫
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2024-08-19 02:24:19

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🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

2024-08-19 01:31:12

Grab your little Lotto Miner today!
https://cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-supra-401-600gh/
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2024-08-16 18:32:20

The #BitAxe Hub BETA is now released and fully open sourced. Do with it as you want.
It's still a work in progress so have fun y'all.
If you remix or modify share you files so I can add it to the page.
Grab it here:
https://printables.com/model/976630-bitaxe-hub-v1-beta/files

2024-08-15 20:31:36

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Awesome!!!!

2024-08-15 17:15:55

Dual and Triple Stands now available fully customizable with colors.
https://m.primal.net/KAXs.png
Snag it here
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-triple-stand/
https://m.primal.net/KAXr.png
Snag it here
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitaxe-double-stand/

2024-08-13 20:44:40

clean
https://m.primal.net/Jyjz.png

2024-07-08 15:31:47

ALRIGHT ALL THE PIECES ARE UP!
Gotta have some fun! Hope y'all love it!
https://scarce.city/collections/crypto-cloaks-collection
Start in just over 24hours!
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2024-07-02 19:57:22

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The Nostrich Big Bird turned out epic. I'm having way to much fun with this.
https://m.primal.net/JFwi.jpg

2024-07-01 20:49:37

Up for auction right now. Bid below.
Auction ends tomorrow at noon.
Shipping is $10 added for domestic. International is $$$$
Snag it!!!
Starting bid 1 sat
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2024-06-10 16:45:14

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Oh no no no, we don't want the shipping company to stack another pallet on top XD

2024-06-10 12:36:51

We shipping pallets of prints now.
GM!
https://m.primal.net/IfcX.png

2024-06-06 11:39:38

2024-06-02 23:52:32

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Alright. How do you want our help. Let's do this.

2024-05-29 20:52:59

The Guardians Are Coming.
#Bitcoin #BitAxe
https://m.primal.net/IRrG.mp4

2024-05-19 21:46:00

THIS RIGHT HERE.
#note15jp…8gt5

2024-05-14 20:38:00

Printing my own crocs because I fucking can.
https://m.primal.net/IGlR.png

2024-05-10 16:24:48

LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
#note1fcj…ukjw

2024-05-09 18:56:58

First up in the Custom Cases and Donations.
21% of all @ZeusLN Cases for @ColdCard Q will be donated back to them to help fund development of what we think is one of the best pieces of software out there for your node.
Customize yours today! $19.99
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/coldcard-q-custom-designed-sleeves/
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2024-05-03 18:37:35

You knew we had to do a Madex one for the Q too.
https://m.primal.net/ICqQ.png

2024-05-03 16:57:33

Cold Card Q and Zeus Custom Sleeve.
https://m.primal.net/ICpG.png

2024-04-26 18:40:56

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You should be able to just create a new one to bypass.

2024-04-25 20:14:07

testing out @npub1mar…p7hd for our auctions.
New test auction up and rolling!
https://plebeian.market/product/ac98ab92-339d-43fc-aaab-d0dce1c71ed5
The Guardian of Rogue Money – Jungle
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2024-04-23 16:29:12

🧡NEW PRODUCT DROPPED!🧡
Premium Space Cat Figurines Hand Painted by
@BtcPins
They look so damn good.
Initial launch inventory.
4 - Bronze
4 - Metallic
2 - Gold
Grab yours here! $39.99
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/space-cat-premium/
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2024-04-20 16:46:16

HELL YEAH!!!!!
#note1grv…ytum

2024-03-27 15:28:07

Wow. Today marks 3 years since I quit my corporate job as an Industrial Engineer Slaying turkeys and jumped all in to run CryptoCloaks full time.
Seriously... Where did the time go?
It was honestly the best and scariest decision of my life.
I still remember my boss telling me "Good luck with that sarcastically." 🤣
Thank you everyone for being on the journey with me.
I wouldn't have made it without you.
If you're ever thinking about doing the same thing, do it. Build your dream and take the leap. You will not regret it. DMs are always open to answer questions.
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2024-03-24 03:13:34

Yo Plebs, if you run a brick and mortar business I would love to talk with you about getting some #Bitcoin Grenades or other items in your store.
Gas stations or other places.

2024-03-07 22:06:17

Just added.
#147/1000 to the shop of @ctdl21 Vol 1.
Price = 0.5 BTC
I'm going to start pricing actual art and bitcoin history collectables at the prices jpegs go for. New floor.
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/citadel-21-vol-1-147-1000/
https://m.primal.net/HiiZ.jpg

2024-02-28 21:16:13

Bitcoiners need to remember. You're not just buying Bitcoin. You're betting against the USD.
Don't Dance. All in.

2024-02-27 19:44:18

9 Guitars sold! 12 to go LFGGGGGGGGGGGG

2024-02-26 16:20:50

With the release of this we also want to donate one to the Bitcoiner who can shred. Toss in your community vote below so we can start to gather a list.
We want to see this at events etc. Spread the good word of Bitcoin through Rock and Roll. 🤘😎🎸🍻
#note10ft…cxd9

2024-02-26 16:04:07

2024 is where we went back to our roots.
The passion of creating / modifying / building things that we wanted and were just fun to make.
We're back and having more fun then ever.
This 21 Custom #Bitcoin Guitar Release is a testament to us going back to what we love to do.
The Guitar's are LIVE and ready for you to buy one of the 21 and customize to make it truly yours.
Never. Stop. Building.
🤘😎🎸
Snag yours here:
https://btcpay.cryptocloaks.com/apps/2w5iMyaQFUmkMBc2sexVEzfndntt/pos
I can't wait to learn to play this thing.
https://m.primal.net/HfPf.jpg https://m.primal.net/HfPg.jpg

2024-02-25 16:49:11

I WANNA ROCK 🤘🎸
https://m.primal.net/HfFy.jpg

2024-02-20 20:11:07

80 pairs for #3point125 glasses already printed.
LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

2024-02-19 20:58:23

https://m.primal.net/HdqQ.png
#3point125
Buy some:
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoin-halving-party-shutter-shades-3-125-celebration/
Print your own:
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/file-factory/

2024-02-19 17:07:30

Carbon Fiber Infused PETG Grenade. 🥰
https://m.primal.net/HdnX.png

2024-02-14 14:41:16

Just printed one of the cleanest Bitcoin Grenade Bodies we've done yet... 😍🔥
https://m.primal.net/Hcmc.jpg https://m.primal.net/Hcme.jpg

2023-12-05 23:13:39

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Wrong.

2023-10-17 17:19:33

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Found your email in in our spam folder due to your domain failing to pass authentication and being spoofed. Your order was shipped last week and I included a tracking link.

2023-10-13 15:01:11

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We can... it's just going to be very expensive...

2023-10-13 14:31:10

🔥Space Heater Bundles ARE HERE! 🔥
Snag yours here: $249.99 + Shipping ($45)
https://cryptocloaks.com/product/s9-bitcoin-space-heater-bundle/
Included in your order:
– 1 x Space Heater Case (You chose the colors!)
– 2 x 140mm to 120mm fan adapters
– 4 x Fan Screws to mount S9 to base
– 1 S9 ASIC and PSU
Pls Share!

2023-10-05 16:19:48

Let the gluing commence.
There's so much more to do and details to add. WIP.
The Bitcoin Guitar 🤘🥰🔥🎸🎶
https://image.nostr.build/d51d9e62fa720ba8afd01a7ad102fa05dbd0c1b7512f00e7a46f0af3e5e58032.jpg

2023-09-29 15:41:56

The Future just got better.
The Bitcoin Space Heater Version 3 is now live!
A DIY Open Sourced way to heat your room!
Find the 32 page guide and all the files to do it yourself here.
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/the-future-of-space-heaters-s9-bitcoin-asic/
No printer? No problem. We got you covered!
SPREAD FAR AND WIDE!
https://image.nostr.build/14427d11f6adb889201734ef3356c7050bf50e193083faadc625805f163ec2f2.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/e4748e5292970eb9382bb203519a61ad8a1f36afce6724d13df0275da001d457.jpg

2023-09-28 21:21:34

Currently almost done with v2 of the 140mm Fan Adapters.
New adapter over the old.
Taking inspiration from the community 🥰
v2 opens up the base to allow more airflow and not restrict the opening to the original 120mm fan.
Also, no more potential errors and board breaking with long screws. These use the original small screws that attach the adapter plate. 🤘
Let the air flow.
https://image.nostr.build/599906c2c6ffcfcf61a3866419a1f510c74fea7d850877e1e9ac86312a2aab76.jpg

2023-09-25 20:29:01

A classic coaster.
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoin-themed-laser-etched-slate-coasters/
https://image.nostr.build/18be7e7009ead436a11c0d5d8a05cef06b680307e1548528aaa61f4b4a66993c.jpg

2023-09-25 19:25:52

Company Mags 🤘🥰
https://image.nostr.build/4712f22d16ebdba57f9a087e7b5dc56f2c45a289f1c2d9e39ed69c2662d45100.jpg

2023-09-22 19:43:44

Test test test. Can anyone see this. Nostr ain't working for awhile on Android. 😂

2023-08-03 08:50:39

Are you feeling bullish for #Bitcoin yet?
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/8eb9affaa002a0a46e4f454d2e77291ff7fd7afb3ff242564d1edfa69803245a.jpg

2023-08-01 18:50:31

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BULL? ⛓️🐂🏙️
PREPARE THE HYPE. 8.2.23 The Bull gets chained.
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/7bf69164e2221fb3c4e5dd508c04565e054e0790f879606c9bd634af96b4b21d.jpg

2023-07-23 20:27:38

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3D printing and waterproof aren't great together unless you coat the print in resin. Biggest thing stopping us from ever persuing it.

2023-07-18 14:26:35

It's happening. IYKYK
https://nostr.build/i/fbd65ffa08fd8b1edd766d7427d63c137abd4a6daf7f7bbb73b7dc7d56f01ff4.jpg

2023-07-15 12:02:52

Absolute legend. Thank you so much G!
#nevent1q…vv6n

2023-06-25 18:55:59

Move over Flavor Flav . 😂🤣
#Bitcoin
https://nostr.build/i/66f8b78908ab94930b5357160993da737a5df097e6d8680cd86655c7a9797c8b.jpg
Bitcoin News
@BitcoinNewsCom
#Bitcoin chain hang low?
Do it wobble stock to flow?
Shine orange in the light?
Better than platinum, better than gold?
Could you throw it over ya shoulder?
If ya hot, store it cold
#Bitcoin chain hang low?

2023-04-19 02:23:53

She's done and she's big.
22 inches tall and 9lbs..
https://i.imgur.com/UDA4OtF.jpg

2023-04-14 00:24:09

Big Badda Boom.
https://i.imgur.com/9NqCCMe.jpg

2023-03-04 02:00:53

🔥CURRENTLY AT #5 800,000 SATS 🔥
1-4 Are bought already!
Since we have accumulated more printers since the last time we did the Printer naming. It's time to bring it back to fill the other printers.
They are currently orphans and feel neglected.
Going to start the price for the first one at 50,000sats.
Price will Double after each printer is named.
- 50,000 sats
- 100,000 sats
- 200,000 sats
- 400,000 sats
- 800,000 sats
- 1,600,000 sats
- 3,200,000 sats
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_eba695353db6584990e1994f36fb67e30b946f50fa0cbd8b85c59c57a50eac53.jpg
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_1f96c2b9191d357f6aa886a2866bcb05b0a145cc400e20fca19f14b45973152d.jpg

2023-03-03 16:24:41

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Great more for Damus, Android will lag further LMAO. Damn you Apple users!

2023-03-01 15:51:58

Cool AF to see. #Bitcoin Grenades! Good work satoshisgallery!
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_256f315404d6e9b05c724d2eb49d4cffcfe9fbb88f5727ca2c93476efcbd350a.jpg

2023-02-28 23:53:50

Fresh and clean.
https://i.imgur.com/EqKdW1C.jpg

2023-02-23 15:17:06

How do we get The #Bitcoin Future Space Heater shown in some bigger publications?
We want people to know there is a DIY option with a full guide.
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/the-future-of-space-heaters-s9-bitcoin-asic/
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_989e632d92d5c46332b5f6b489cfdc99779b69e9f3957b0bc19a023f41cae413.jpg
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_3b06949b1144dd09bc5627658f01cffc2081f3b7978f222b4e91b3b3d5d4ed1f.jpg

2023-02-18 19:48:57

Boom! Modeled up an M30 from scratch. 🥰
https://i.imgur.com/lnmJch6.jpg

2023-02-17 03:13:43

That glow 🥰
https://i.imgur.com/v0B7ViQ.jpg

2023-01-05 14:34:25

GM Builders!

2022-12-30 15:01:25

The Future of Space Heaters - An ASIC Build - v1
We really hope this document can help a few people out on their journey to build their very own #Bitcoin Space Heater.
https://www.cryptocloaks.com/the-future-of-space-heaters-s9-bitcoin-asic/

2022-12-21 17:26:00

So are we like the cool kids now on here? It's like getting your first myspace all over again. When can we add a song to our profile XD