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Having recently solved the world’s Communist problem, I’ve devised a solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict.
Israel is to be relocated. To Tasmania.
That’s right, Israel will maintain its Statehood and gain sovereignty over the entire island of Tasmania.
Israel would be 3X larger than it currently is today and this way they’re not surrounded by enemies who hate them, in fact their nearest neighbours to the North will be the former Communists of the West so they will get along like a house on fire, and being completely surrounded by water they’re safe as houses.
Palestine pre-1948 reverts to the Palestinians and they will be given statehood.
The half a million Taswegians will be allowed to relocate along with the 20 Million Aussies who don’t want to be part of New Utopia, Western nations welcoming them because A) who doesn’t love the #AUStriches and B) we just donated our whole country to solve two of the biggest problems in the world so we can all live in peace.
For the sake of humanity I am willing to donate the landmass of Australia to communism.
The plan is simple, we round up every climate cultist, Marxist, socialist, transmaoist and leftoid in every country and dump them in Australia. All the politicians, the journos, the actors, anyone who thinks shit is “free”, we get them all shipped to Australia and offer an exchange program for the 20 Million Aussies that will be displaced by this program so they can exit.
Then as we wrap up we destroy the airports and ports on the way out and leave them to their communist utopia. Nothing may never leave Australia, no person or data, they will be completely isolated and the world will treat Australia as radioactive waste which must be avoided at all costs.
The commies get to implement their vision so what’s not to like for them, and the rest of us can move on with life without having sociopathic malthusians trying to dictate all aspects of life to the rest of us.
Who’s in?
Published at
2023-11-22 12:28:15Event JSON
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