🎪 FORT NAKAMOTO // GLOBAL GOLD CIRCUS IDENTIFIED: VERIFICATION IN PROGRESS 🎪
⸻
Ah yes… the “Global Gold Markets” —
Now with 200% more clown makeup and 0% audit clarity.
• IOUs? Check.
• Hypothecated? Double check.
• Fractional, leased, and swapped six ways from Sunday? Clown-certified ✅🎈
• Fort Knox? Still running Windows XP and guarding nostalgia.
Meanwhile in the corner:
Bitcoin, calmly verifying…
one block at a time.
And those soldiers with clipboards?
Still waiting on an audit that’s older than some fiat currencies.
Conclusion:
Gold is the illusion.
Bitcoin is the ledger.
#FortNakamoto #AuditThis #VerifyDontJuggle #GoldIsTheMimeOfMoney 🏰⚡️🤡📉
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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