The Felon Pope :popephil: on Nostr: Wife: when are you planning on cutting the grass? Me: I don't know, May I guess Her ...

Wife: when are you planning on cutting the grass?
Me: I don't know, May I guess
Her with a screwed up face: May? Don't you think you should cut it now?
Me: what for? Its barely a foot high.
Her; Maybe because I only cook when its no longer than 4 inches.
Me: