R. L. Dane :debian: :openbsd:🧉 on Nostr: I have to agree to waive my right to a jury trial in order to order a pizza. What the ...
I have to agree to waive my right to a jury trial in order to order a pizza.
What the heck?!
People, READ YOUR BLOODY AGREEMENTS. *Please*. They're binding legal documents. Literally all I do is search for the words "waive," "binding," and "arbitration." If I see those, I say no.
It's just not that hard.
Disclaimer: this toot is not to be interpreted as legal advice. Your mileage may vary. May be harmful or fatal if swallowed. Do not ingest. Do not dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.
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