The use of the Imperial system of units in the US makes reading news reports on #HurricaneHilary from the Old Continent sound like ciphers, messages from some different planet. It also gives me migraine.
"The hurricane is advancing north-northwest at a speed of 70 pimpertons per hour. Some areas have registered up to 7.8 floodlums of rain. Earthquakes have been observed at a height of 9.5 pillimeels above San Diego. Contrary to expectations, Godzilla has ignored the coast and headed straight for Las Vegas..."
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