nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpq0vw8wdt2p2w3kcx8sqvd8t9yy88a6g2l498r78520zn7m6qcckuquzm9qs (nprofile…m9qs) Five years ago I was with a squad of Troubleshooters, we were tracking a dangerous spy ring of communists. Just as we were about to open fire on them Friend Computer spoke into our ear pieces to tell us that an orange was available from the nearby CitizenMart for only two weeks pay!
Naturally we rushed over there, but after the riot at the CitizenMart (during which the orange was crushed) we returned to find that the communists had disappeared.
The thing I remember most about that day was that Friend Computer only had half the squad sent to the recycler for losing the commies. I love Friend Computer! Everyone loves Friend Computer, especially communists.
Killa Koala /
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2025-04-02 06:03:30
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