Ah yes, I'm beginning to see the problem with putting in the cat flap.
The basic shape of it is this: I'm going to actually have to get up and do it.
What I need is a pocket fascist.
You know, one of those little, pocket-sized fascists you can buy online that scream at you with their tiny, mouse-like squeaks.
"Get to work you lazy Irish [slur]" It would say, and I'd be like, "Well, if it'll make the pocket fascist shut up then..."
But, sadly, a pocket fascist is 5 delivery days away (2 FedEx) so that solution is moot.
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