npub1kpljghwpx0wgldjzqlard2wed77cg4nhhgqdanhj69lj6e233fes7m2az3 (npub1kpl…2az3) npub1c998flxam2y30jny4jkejjf2uvqek8xfxg7sag7cktrj2swhknks6902a8 (npub1c99…02a8) favorite parrot joke:
David received a parrot for his birthday. Formerly owned by a sailor. Every other word was an expletive. David tried to change the bird’s attitude. He was saying polite words and playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. When he yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. If he shook the bird, the bird got madder and ruder. Finally in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and screaming and then suddenly, there was quiet. David was worried he might have hurt the bird and opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David’s extended arm and said: “I’m sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions, so I ask for your forgiveness. I will try to correct my behavior.” David was astounded at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him when the parrot continued: “May I ask what the chicken did?”
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npub12e…0u25y
2024-02-17 22:29:53
in reply to nevent1q…4a6x
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npub12epnzgvz6hgechnfxy8pp3vz9rxhqe5svk6fgxyg65avg52cup0q80u25yPublished at
2024-02-17 22:29:53Event JSON
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