Since it's almost Quatorze Juillet:
Musk is doing his best Bernard-Rene Jourdan de Launay impression. De Launay was the commander of the Bastille when it was stormed.
He'd not acted honourably during the siege, so was bloody and beaten by the time he had his arms tied and was marched to the square.
They decided to hold him for trial.
"Non!" cried De Launay. "Kill me now!"
"Non, monsieur. A trial."
So he kicked a nearby guy in the nuts and the mob killed him.
CrazyMyra /
npub1q5…c9k7d
2023-07-10 06:27:45
Author Public Key
npub1q5s87fegc5z03censcp9urku7z946ke93hs0v7uwgflv3ejj6p4qmc9k7dPublished at
2023-07-10 06:27:45Event JSON
{
"id": "4f0c89a09bd51103c2b51170403a4ad13c639e3948d0b8daeeb0e255f1884e84",
"pubkey": "05207f2728c504f8e33386025e0edcf08b5d5b258de0f67b8e427ec8e652d06a",
"created_at": 1688970465,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"mostr",
"https://beige.party/users/OutOnTheMoors/statuses/110688368426969537"
]
],
"content": "Since it's almost Quatorze Juillet:\n\nMusk is doing his best Bernard-Rene Jourdan de Launay impression. De Launay was the commander of the Bastille when it was stormed.\nHe'd not acted honourably during the siege, so was bloody and beaten by the time he had his arms tied and was marched to the square.\nThey decided to hold him for trial.\n\"Non!\" cried De Launay. \"Kill me now!\"\n\"Non, monsieur. A trial.\"\nSo he kicked a nearby guy in the nuts and the mob killed him.",
"sig": "5c1ac42c632443bf1a1f558cec27a79a572e3047dcdd7cef1459bd6b28e1494352c7703841e859c4128cfee886a53545a54a33c137c48cfe520540c869fc184e"
}