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> Find a kid walking on the sidewalk on a hot summer day
> "hey, kid. need a ride? it's way too hot to walk wherever it is you're going.."
> He accepts, he's thankful, he's cute, blonde, sweaty
> "here's my number. if you ever need a ride, give me a call, okay?"
> Give him rides to his stupid kid girlfriend's house
> She breaks up with him halfway through summer break
> "You look sad, kid.. um.. would it help if i showed you my tits..? I know I'm not her, but maybe.. maybe I can make you feel better"
> He's crying, but he nods.
> I pull my shirt up and start stroking him over his shorts
> "Shhh shh shh.. it's gonna be okay baby boy.. let me take care of you.."
> Now we fuck every time he needs a ride
> He gets to brag to his friends
> "Best summer vacation ever!"
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