Someone once told me that all pets are "emotional hostages".
I told them "My pets manipulate me all of the time to feed them, take them on walks, play with them, train them, give them set boundaries, stimulate their minds, and produce scratches and scritches on demand and if I don't they'll bark, sulk, or shit on the floor in retaliation. SO WHO'S THE EMOTIONAL HOSTAGE AGAIN???"
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