Phil on Nostr: Somehow Jason manages to get our bar owner out of the bath, and to the bathroom door ...
Somehow Jason manages to get our bar owner out of the bath, and to the bathroom door despite being soaked, breathless and handcuffed. It's ok though - the Russians haven't heard any of this. They have automatic weapons!
They open fire on the first person they see at the bathroom door: our bar owner! Jason is very wisely using him as a human shield. Our owner is shot to pieces but Jason can take Russian Dude 1 out with his pump action shotgun.
Good shooting, Jason!
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