myrmepropagandist on Nostr: Are any physicists or astrophysicists interested in studying my cat? I have weighed ...
Are any physicists or astrophysicists interested in studying my cat?
I have weighed her many times. She's just over 2.8kg (6 pounds)
The diameter of her smallest paw is at least 3 cm... so the area is something like 6 to 9 cm^2
I simply cannot account for the PSI with this geometry.
Recently it was hypothesized that cats can access a 4th spatial dimension... could this be how she has crushed my internal organs?
How is she able to pin a grown man to a couch for hours?
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