This week in ads that hate women..
I am aged as fk and my face is disgustingly misshapen. In fact, any woman over age 20 seems to have this problem, if the ones filming in their home bathrooms with a mini production studio piled in there are any indication anyway.
The only solution is putting gooey patches on the skin surface, and trying to roller the skin flat, because we're duct taping this decrepit old shithouse so the walls don't fall down before I'm 40.
Oh no, I'm almost 43! APOCALYPSE!
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