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The Great Toilet Reveal
I was going to the restroom at a shopping mall with my friend. There were three stalls, the middle one had a red lock, so my friend went into the first, and I headed to the third.
As I opened the doorβ¦ BAM! Things started falling out of the stall - a purse, some clothes, a jacket, and who knows what else! πππ§₯ I looked up in shock and there she wasβ¦ a woman sitting on the toilet, wearing just a bra and glasses, casually scrolling her phone like she was chilling at home. π±π«£
I froze. For like five seconds I just stood there, staring at that poor purse stuck between the stall door and the floor. Meanwhile, more women started walking in and got treated to this glorious scene π a half-naked lady and her personal belongings scattered all over the floor like a chaotic garage sale. π³π½π«
Suddenly she stood up and slammed the door shut like nothing happened.
Me? π
I did my business in record time and sprinted out of there like my life depended on it, no way I was gonna meet her outside all dressed up and angry! πββοΈπ¨π
Have you ever had an awkward or funny toilet moment? π½
Ever opened a door you instantly regretted? πͺπ
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\n\nHave you ever had an awkward or funny toilet moment? π½\nEver opened a door you instantly regretted? πͺπ\n\nπππ\n",
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