When 10 years old:
Me - “You’re really pretty.”
Really me: “I want to touch and sniff your hair”
Her - “aw thanks”
Really her: *f* off, creep.
When youre 20 years old:
Me - “Let’s go to dinner”
Really me: “I really want to hit it”
Her: “really? i’d love too”
Really her: “Really?! I dont have to cook or take out tonight? Yes! Also, *f* off creep”
When youre 30 years old:
Her - “Does this make me look old or fat?”
Really her - “Do you still find me attractive”
Me: “No, of course not!”
Really me: “man i gotta by her flowers and take her out before she feels too insecure to phuqq…”
When youre 40 years old:
Her: “Do you like my hair?”
Really her: “you down to phuqq?”
Me: “I know you’re wanna phuqq right now hehe 😏”
Really me: “
Really?
Really???
We’ve been married for X years…now you DTF everyday???
I have businesses to run / people to manage…
I have hobbies to do, investments to track and money to make!!!
But OK, let’s phuqq…I need to take the edge off…”
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Glitch Doctor /
npub1z5…sv5dz
2023-11-06 18:56:40
in reply to nevent1q…3aaz
Author Public Key
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2023-11-06 18:56:40Event JSON
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