The Dan Hulson™ on Nostr: Well, that was day. I got completely hammered last night as was on edge about getting ...
Well, that was day. I got completely hammered last night as was on edge about getting remanded in prison what made it worse I found out Jeremy Kyle isn't on TV anymore and watching that was always part of my morning prison routine.
So, the pigs knocked on first thing but I decided finish me drink and have a shower and ignore them a bit. I passed out in the shower for hours completely wasted. Got up with killer hangover in a right state. The pigs came back at tea time and took me in me for an interview. Had wait for fucking hours in the pig station for a bloody duty solicitor turn up. I got wait for The Crown Prosecution Service get back in touch now to see if they going take me court on this. The solicitor reckons I might be ok due to mitigating factors. I think the real reason they didn't remand me is I kept bitching that I can't go prison I have an appointment have my hair done on Saturday.
btw I did make a scheduled poast for this afternoon saying I love you all and shit but I was so fucked I just posted a bottle of Ale without any text like a boomer.
Also, I would still chin that fucking twat again if I could turn back time tbh and I will be finding out over the next few days if that dog is his.
Thanks, friends, love you all and appreciate you. I will keep you in the loop but it will probably be a week or two. Now I'm just going crack an ale and chill
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