john on Nostr: My son injured himself shitting and became a man today at the age of three years old. ...
My son injured himself shitting and became a man today at the age of three years old. The turd was so large and ornate it was like the Stygian key to a demon city. He has been exorcised and will take is place in the hall of kings.
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