Kip Ashlynn on Nostr: No coyotes last night, but I did have a midnight adventure wherein I was woke up by a ...

No coyotes last night, but I did have a midnight adventure wherein I was woke up by a swarm of flying insects everywhere. Apparently for one night a year termites go crazy and find their way into a crack in the concrete into the house but the house is concrete not wood so it's not a big concern most of the time. We just had a late night murder spree and things seem to be normal again now except I still feel like things are crawling on me.

To cope I will be chucking everything in the fuckit bucket and starting the morning with a large double shot and a infused sativa pre-roll. Wake and bakes are my favorite and it's been too long. Maybe I'll even do something productive after my attitude adjustment.

But also maybe not! Tune in next time for spoiled bougie lady researcher sees the light and moves from the big city to a rural homestead to attempt to get healthy, sober, and maybe psychic(?)!


#homestead #weedstr #rural