Argyrus on Nostr: Oh man, don’t you guys just hate it when this happens? You know, when you shake the ...

Oh man, don’t you guys just hate it when this happens?

You know, when you shake the new guy’s hand and notice it’s a little greasy, so you start looking at it a little bit as they start pulling away and they get all weird and you see the thick, white sunscreen start to smear off and expose their black skin underneath and you have to be all like

“GUARDS!!!!! THIS MAN IS A BLACK!!!!! TAKE HIM AWAY!”

and like the guards are always soooooo dang slow like they take forever because they ALWAYS drop their halberds when they start running too fast in that armor and it’s like sheesh lol hahaha so you have to start struggling to pin this guy before he makes his way back past the gatehouse and now you got this nasty greasy white sunscreen smeared all over you and it’s not even 10 am and is like ha…..

Just another monday, amirite?

In the end it’s all good, though, my boss is cool, I get a twenty five dollar amazon gift card for catching the infiltrator, so I’m pretty happy