Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: I get massive satisfaction by pressing pedestrian crossings on very busy roads. ...
I get massive satisfaction by pressing pedestrian crossings on very busy roads. Making all those cars wait for me to cross makes me feel elite so to rub it in I walk across really slowly. I love watching their annoyed faces like I've made them late for something.
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