utxo the webmaster 🧑💻 on Nostr: The two cringest ways to start a note: 1) "People often ask me..." Oh fuck off ...
The two cringest ways to start a note:
1) "People often ask me..."
Oh fuck off Rebecca nobody asks you asking
2) "So let me get this straight..."
*Insert Weakest possible strawman argument*
Leave these garbage openers on Twitter where they belong
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2023-07-08 13:39:47Event JSON
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