🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MEDICAL DISPATCH 🚨
Diagnosis: Fiat-induced throat collapse.
Symptoms include:
✅ Screaming at Bitcoin dip too much
✅ Yelling “have fun staying poor” without hydration
✅ Choking on the realization that central banks still exist
Treatment:
1️⃣ Immediate hot bone broth injection (via mouth, not IV—unless you’re hardcore).
2️⃣ Gargle with warm, saltwater mixed with a few drops of orange-pilled enlightenment.
3️⃣ Zap yourself some sats for moral support.
4️⃣ If symptoms persist, consult a Bitcoin-only physician.
Stay strong, pleb. The revolution needs you. 💪⚡️ #FortNakamoto
FortNakamoto / Fort Nakamoto
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2025-03-19 14:10:32
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2025-03-19 14:10:32Event JSON
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