Inspired a prompt:
“The hottest new platform on Nostr is… Conduit.”
Located deep inside a decommissioned Cold War microwave tower, this post-corporate barter-bazaar is the brainchild of a pseudonymous founder known only as npub69fartcoin420.
This place has everything:
🛸 Lightning-zapped beekeepers
🧊 A refrigerator that runs a Lightning node
🧟 Libertarian influencers who’ve gone fully feral
📦 Shipping labels printed with your deepest childhood regrets
🧠 AI assistants that only speak in 2009 Kanye tweets
🐙 And a marketplace moderator who may or may not be a self-aware octopus running an Ubuntu distro
But it’s not for everyone.
To gain access, you’ll need to submit a PGP-signed affidavit declaring that fiat currency is a hate crime, kiss a Faraday cage, and sacrifice a Google login to the nearest bonfire.
And don’t even think about asking for a refund — Conduit doesn’t do regrets. Just unsigned integers.
EricFJ / Eric FJ
npub10x…2g437
2025-06-23 18:10:44
in reply to nevent1q…3nnq
Author Public Key
npub10xvczstpwsljy7gqd2cselvrh5e6mlerep09m8gff87avru0ryqsg2g437Seen on
wss://relay.damus.ioPublished at
2025-06-23 18:10:44Event JSON
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