🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DICTIONARY UPDATE: C.B.D.C. DEFINITION PATCHED 🚨
📚 New entry logged:
CBDC (n.) — Communist Behavioral Domination Coin
• A top-down surveillance token wrapped in UX
• Fiat with a firmware update from the Ministry of Control
• Like money, but it tattles
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• It’s not currency. It’s a compliance coupon.
• Negative interest rates? Just fiat’s way of ghosting your savings.
• Designed to monitor your coffee, rate your loyalty, and repo your soul.
💡 NEW RULE: If your money comes with a Terms of Service, it’s not yours.
⚡ Zaps = Freedom transactions
₿ Bitcoin = The opposite of whatever this dystopian spreadsheet is
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still off-chain, still ungovernable
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