If something ever happens to the grid, the iPad kids are gonna kill us all.
My doomsday bunker has 5000 charged batteries just in case they try to come, I will just throw a bunch of them in their general direction and the iPad kids will all screech with joy and scurry over with their cords ready hoping for at least 20% while I make my getaway.
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2024-08-20 20:54:03
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