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GM ☕️ ☀️. I woke up to the offspring playing “restaurant.” The service was…mean
Kindergartener: “What would you like to order?”
Me: “I’d like to order two hugs and a kiss.”
Kindergartner: 😑 ”…that’s not on the menu.” (proceeds to refer me to a menu).
Toddler Vader: “Silly!”
Wife: “Yeah, that’s a really weird thing to order at a restaurant. Sorta creepy, not gonna lie.”
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