iPhone: Hey, this download is taking longer than expected.
Me: Yeah, we're outside. You can switch from Wi-Fi to cellular.
iPhone: But I'm still ON the Wi-Fi.
Me: I know, but you have 5G. We're in the car n—
iPhone: BUT I can still FEEL the Wi-Fi. It's RIGHT THERE!
Me: Seriously, we're halfway down the the block. Switch to 5G.
iPhone: Hold on, I think I've almost got a packet...
Me: WE'RE HALF A MILE AWAY. Let the Wi-Fi go!
iPhone: But I still can remember it... 😢
Me: 🤦♂️
Max Leibman /
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2024-03-12 22:35:45
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