Aisle 459, Shelf 5, Object C0:DE:3B:A6:FE:5C
A 13-inch Emerson color TV/VCR combo playing an advertisement for spray-on hair on a continuous loop.
When your safety badge gets hot enough to melt and release its ammonia fumes, you realize that you have been chanting the sales pitch along with the narrator for the last ten minutes. Your throat is raw, and now you're going to have to spend the last hour of your shift in Decontamination. Damn it.
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